Who wins this election year matchup?
Check the photo gallery below, then cast your vote…
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Alexandra and Vanessa Kerry in as good a picture as I can find of them (July 2004).
Jenna Bush (July 2004)
The Bush twins from the August 2004 issue of Vogue.
Alexandra Kerry at The 2004 Cannes Film Festival.
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With no votes placed, I already want a recount!
The ballot design is clearly flawed.
Actually, Jenna’s the only one in the bunch that’s close to hot, so I have to go with Bush.
This is some funny shit. You can tell this is a Bush Blog, putting all politics asside, Kerry’s Daughters STOMP the Bush girls. And I am serious, I am an expert in babatude, and while niether of the bunch is hot compared to the average girl on the street where I live, I would still rather spend time with Vanessa than the two gorditas of the Bush family. Besides I dont do coke, so I dont think I would have as good a time.
I pick the bush twins, alexander is very hot especially with that dress she had on that was see through!! But both the kerry sisters have that pointy nose john does and that just is not appealing to me.
The Kerry girls look too damn much like their father, with that long horse-lookin’ face…And pointy chins.
There is a point in time when pointy chins can be a massive detriment.
I dunno. I don’t find any of them “hot”. The Bush girls are ‘cute’ and the Kerry girls have serious facial issues however the Kerry bod’s are nice. Can we switch out the Bush heads onto the Kerry bodies?
All 4 look like 50 miles of bad road.
I had to vote Bush, just for Jenna. And she’s a hometown girl.
I don’t find any of them hot, but at least the Bush girls are cute.
I’d have to go with a split decision, myself. Alexandra Kerry’s the hottest of the four, and the Bush girls are both cute, while Vanessa’s pretty darn fugly. I voted for “Kerry girls”, on the basis of highest hotness quotient, but on an average/mean hotness scale, I’d have to go with the Bushes.
I gotta give my vote to the Kerry girls… they’re stylin
Question – are blind people allowed to vote in this? Anyone voting for those trolls named Kerry clearly have vision problems. Jesus. Has anyone seen previews for that Wayans Bros movie where they dress up like society white women (i believe it is called “White Chicks”)? I’m pretty sure Marlon and Damon modeled their characters’ looks after those two freaks. They could be “Frankenstein’s daughters” without any make-up. Christ. I can’t believe people actually think its okay to photograph ugliness like that. They should be on that reality show on Fox the “Swan” before we even broach the subject of who is hotter. Currently, its tough to say what would win a similar competition between them and a set of dildos.
That July 4 pic is awful; it’s not quite gallant to link to it, is it?
Jenna’s the only one who consistently photographs well, so from the photographic evidence, I have to
vote Bush. But the other three may be hotter in person,
That was a nasty trick linking to the July 4 picture. The one at the top looks a lot better.
Find me a better link and I’ll use it. That’s the only other picture on Yahoo News.
The Bush girls present themselves as “good ole girls” who enjoy a little partying every now and then. Why is that a bad thing?
We all like to let down our hair once in a while. Even when you’re the president’s daughters. Hell look at some of the past political relatives… Remember “Billy Carter” and his beer?
I think the Bush twins are much more attractive and their fun-loving personalities certainly give them an additional boost. On the other hand, I don’t know much about the Kerry girls except that one of them dresses like she thinks she’s the hottest thing the world has ever seen. Having said that I don’t think that it’s fair to attack the Kerry girls as “trolls” or to get nasty about either of the Bush twins. These girls are largely in the spotlight because of their parents and I’m sure that a lot of us wouldn’t like to be made fun if the profession of our father had pushed us into the spotlight.
The Kerry girls have better hair, but who’d vote for someone based on hair goodness? Oh, wait . . .
I think the Kerry girls are hotter. Bush’s daughters are too young for me.
I think the Bush girls are lovely ladies. But Kerry’s daughters look like they have a chip on their shoulders.
My husband says that he sees girls like the Kerrys on the street corner hustling their bodies. Do they look like prostitutes? I don’t know.
The Bush girls prettier, but in a way that won’t age well. Look at their Aunt Dot– I’d bet she was once the spitting image of them. And beyond the pretty, they don’t have much force to them. They seem to try to compensate for this by overdressing.
The Kerry girls, on the other hand, look like they could bend a man into any shape they liked, and then go out for a light dinner. They exude confidence and sex appeal, something that mere prettiness can’t get you. The above comment equating this quality to sluttiness recognizes this about the Kerry women, and most of the anti-Kerry comments seem to express an anxiety about women who can have the sex that they want.
I’d mark sexual confidence as my main criteria for hotness. And in this regard, the Kerry daughters win hands down.
The Bush daughters, like father, would party your brains out. I’m sure after a good night of Jaeger shots, you could convince ’em to double-team you for a few hits of E.
The Kerry daughters don’t have the same stripper hotness as the Bush girls, but they present elegence & style. A bottle of wine later, I’d bet the beauty of the words coming out of their mouth will overshadow the size of their nose/chin.
I’ll take a smart & slightly less striking Kerry daughter over a beer-chugging country-stripper Bush daughter. I’d rather wake up to a nice conversation & breakfast with a Kerry daughter than cleaning up the vomit & identifying the new crotch-itch left behind by a Bush daughter.
Barbara is coming into her own–just like the hottie she’s named after . . .
I’d put on her chin!
Barbara is coming into her own–just like the hottie she’s named after . . .
I’d put one on her chin!
This is an even worse decision than the presidential race. I long for the days of the Gore daughters…
Is it just me, or does that Vogue picture of Jenna look nothing like her? She looks like D.J. Tanner from Full House in that pic.
I am a Democratic official, but I have to admit, the Bush girls are much hotter.
I think you forgot somebody.
I vote the Bush girls. I am in to Jenna. She is definitely a hottie. She has a sexiness about her that has no need to be dressed up to be more than it is.
Kerry’s girls look like horses…
The Bush girls are just plain good lookin’.
Hands down, the Bush girls win!
well, sorry people, but this Chick (not connected to the Dixie ones !!!) , believe that the Father
of the Twins is the Hottest of All !!
Go Mr. President, go !
Barbara’s bush is the only bush worth hitting…
First of all Raugh, I have a quarterhorse and a thouroughbred; both have seen pictures of the Kerry girls, and take exception to your comment that they look anything like horses. What an insult! The Kerry girls do, however, look like hounds.
First of all Raugh, I have a quarterhorse and a thoroughbred; both have seen pictures of the Kerry girls, and take exception to your comment that they look anything like horses. What an insult! The Kerry girls do, however, look like hounds.
Thank you Crank! When I read that Edwards had a 21-year-old daughter, I tried to find pictures of her to see if good-looking-Dad produced a hot, and the hottest age, daughter. But the picture you found is FAR better than any I found with Google. I’m changing my vote. Cate all the WAY! Woo hoo! Democrats are back on top!
Is it me or do both of the Kerry girls have a resemblence of Herman Munster and Frankenstien??
Bush girls in a blowout! This coming from a Democrat. Don’t let politics blind you.
Who’s most likely to be prettiest girl in detox? Was that the question? Seems to be what’s really being answered here.
I am a proud nonpartisan and believe we should celebrate the beautiful women of both parties … the bush daughters are beautiful, the kerry daughters are beautiful, the edwards daughter is beautiful … there are room for all of them in my United States. (And my lap.)
I am a proud nonpartisan and believe we should celebrate the beautiful women of both parties … the bush daughters are beautiful, the kerry daughters are beautiful, the edwards daughter is beautiful … there are room for all of them in my United States. (And on my lap.)
Guys- PLEASE.
Bush twins -WAY HOTTER!
Kerry Girls? Yuck. See for yourself:
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/07/14/kerrydaughters-inside.jpg
ALexandra Kerry is a damn fine Babe. The Bush girls are both a couple of mixtresses. Vanessa looks like she’s fun to party with.
I think it’s time for a coalition government!
You can’t say those jugs on Cate Edwards wouldn’t be yummy. I wish she would show them off a little more.
You can’t say those jugs on Cate Edwards wouldn’t be yummy. I wish she would show them off a little more.
The Bush twin are finer than the kerry girls.
People with faces two feet long can’t be that
pretty.
Mr Bush’s daughters are much prettier than
Mr Kerry’s but they can’t help that.
Very funny and too too cruel to the poor Kerry girls. Further observations:
1) Isn’t it remarkable that both candidates have this salt-and-pepper brace of daughters? Isn’t it also remarkable that all four are good-looking (horrible photography aside).
2) But contrast the names their parents gave them. The Bush girls are named after their grandmothers, Barbara and Jenna (presumably a diminutive of Eugenia or Regina). Plain and simple, nothing suspect. The Kerry girls, conversely, were given piss-elegant over-the-top names. Something’s seriously wrong here.
Ive seen lots of photos of the twins and 99% of the time they look gorgeous. While the Kerry sisters look ugly in most of their photos. The only photo they looked good in was the one posted on this site. And thats just one. And I keep coming across reports that say the Bush twins are pretty. Plus someone posted that they saw the Kerry twins up-close in real life and their ugly. And also the Bush twins got an offer by a modeling agency. How come the Kerry sisters didnt get one. Maybe because if you also saw them up-close in real life they would look ugly. So in all fairness the Bush twins are definitely hotter.
I voted for the Bush sisters (they’re not twins, why do people call them that?) mostly because that picture of Barbara at the very top makes her look extraordinarily fly, so she carries them to the winner’s circle by herself. Based on that picture alone, and it might just be the best picture of her ever, she’s easily the hottest of the three. It’s not even close.
Alexandra is pretty hot, when you see her on TV and stuff, but she’s not very photogenic at all. Her face comes out looking all contorted and strange in almost every picture I’ve seen her in. You guys managed to find one that’s actually half decent (and I’m not talking about the boobies one; she looks pretty awful in that shot). I can see why people who’ve only seen her in still shots and never on a television screen would think she’s atrocious.
Jenna is cute, but there’s something about her that I don’t like. I’m not sure what it is, maybe it’s the fact that she sort of has a tinge of dad in the face, and whenever I’m trying to think about her, you know, erotically, Dubya’s big fat ugly mug pops into my mind. Blasted.
Vanessa looks like a clydesdale, so I didn’t really count her. She’s fairly bangin’ from the neck down, though.
The Bush girls actually are fraternal twins. They just happened to be womb mates.