"Whore of a different culture" — update

OK, I’m officially declaring my “buy me” contest closed. It was fun, and it looks like I raised at least $700 for tsunami. But the time has come to pay the piper. Here are the topics and positions people “bought” during my brief adventure into pandering:

1) Doug Miller — “How can we meet the current military staffing demands without extending the current tours of Guard and Reserve forces?”

2) Scott — “Support a Rumsfeld/Romney Presidential ticket for 2008.”

3) Rightwingsparkle — “Describe how the Religious Right can reconcile itself with the South Park Conservatives away from the War On Terror.”

4) Vanshalar — “Describe why certain things have evolved as ‘gay stereotypes’ and why they’re unfair.”

5) Bill K — “make the case against President Bush’s tax cuts.”

6) Diane — “Indiana should not go on Daylight Savings Time.”

While I’m glad nobody went to out-and-out hose me with their challenges, some of those are gonna take some serious research and thought. I gave myself until the 28th to get them all written and posted, but I’ve already done some preliminary work on most of them.

My thanks to all of those who participated — with one notable exception. You can still go to hell, you obsessive freak.

OK, off to start writing…

J.

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