Some debates are worth having. One that always amuses me is what the tagline at Oliver Willis’ site should actually read. If for some reason you’re not aware of OW’s tagline it is, “Like Kryptonite To Stupid.”
It’s time to put all the variations that have been mentioned to a vote.
First we need to get a definitive listing of all the best variation. Nominate your favorite or make up your own in the comment section by Monday evening.
Tuesday I’ll put the 10 best taglines up for a vote.
First-time poster – hi! Here’s a few that I can think of at the moment…
Like lemmings to cliffs?
Like cholesterol to arteries?
Like a vulture to a carcass? (Oh wait, thats DailyKos. They all tend to run together after a while. Can we do one for him too?)
Like snarky comments to an over-inflated sense of personal worth?
Like a call-girl to money. (Cruel? Yes. But what else do you call someone who acts at the behest of Soros?)
I’ll ponder more over while I’m at work.
Like K-Y Jelly To Truth
Like Shark Repellent to Reality
Like Armor-All to Ignorance
Like Sunscreen to Enlightenment
Like Viagra to Pricks
Like Fake to Accurate
Like stupid to stupid-people
i like:
BoDiddly’s:
Oliver Willis:Like Cyanide To Intelligence
Oliver Willis: Like Miracle-Gro To Stupid
And Eric’s
Like stupid to stupid-people
Like Mothership to Krispy Kreme
Like Rubik’s Cube to blind people
Like self-loathing, bought-and-paid-for, hysterical pain in the ass to the rest of us
Take heart, everyone: I noticed that Oliver’s last ten posts or so are averaging only 2 or 3 comments each. People are catching on to his B.S. Plus, I checked his traffic stats and he is definitely trending downward.
Like dogs to vomit
(see Proverbs 26:11)
By the way, shouldn’t his slogan be “like kryptonite to stupidity?” It would still make no sense, but would at least be grammatically correct. Hmm, that suggests….
Like Oliver Willis to grammar
Like Quagmire To Quackmire
How about:
Like honesty to liberal trolls.
Like George Soros to efficacy.
Like Theresa Kerry to sanity.
Like…hey! That’s racist! (sorry, had to throw an actual Oliver Willis style quote in there)
Like methamphetamine to schizophrenics.
Maybe we’re not voting yet, but I vote for “Like driving to Cuba” by the evilwhiteguy.
Like Depends™ to Old People
“Like Kryptonite to Willis”
“Like Gravy to Sawdust”
“Like Swine to Perle”
“Like Thumbs-Down to Reality”
“Like Ducks to Quackery”
Note to Uncle Mikey – I once saw a blind person
do a Rubik’s Cube that had Braille markings (ages ago on “60 Minutes” or some similar program.)
Like Lefties and Frogs’ Arses to Watertight
Well, I might as well throw in some of my madeups:
1) Like Braile to a drive-up ATM Machine: It exists, but it’s still totally pointless.
2) Like a Fur Coat to PETA
3) Like the KKK to Christianity: A bastardization and degredation of what orginially was a really good idea.
4) Like candles to Arsonphobics (people who fear fire)
Oh, and another one:
5) Like the ACLU to Democracy
Like Noise to Signal
Like Kryptonite to Reason
Like E to Potato
Like Bicycles to Fish
Like Shit to Shinola
I like Greg’s “like dogs to vomit
This also recalls a great quote by Thoreau calling on reform in the corrupt, contemptable “media” of his time….essentially that those who rely upon them, “are like the dog that returns to its own vomit.”
To me this is THE fitting image for the Lefty-loons who read and repeat their party’s talking-points: a bunch of mutts licking up their own puke.
“Like a moonbat with his own blog.”
What, too literal?
Like Bill Clinton to a cheeseburger.
Speaking of cheeseburgers, has anyone seen a recent picture of Monica L. Yikes.
like lying to montel williams.
Like boogers to a first grader’s finger.
Like hair to a tub drain.
Like muddy boots to a clean floor.
Like water to the wicked witch.
Like a popsicle to January.
Like salt to slugs.
BoDiddly
Oliver Willis: Like Miracle-Gro To Stupid
stoj
Like Taking a Blind Man to IMAX
Marcus
LagunaDave
Like Armor-All to Ignorance
Laurence Simon once said:
Like Velcro to Stupid — I liked that one
and mine of course
Like Kryptonite to reason (intelligence, thought, logic)
and an oldie but a goodie:
Like a Hoover Self Propelled WindTunnel Bagless vacuum w/Easy-to-Use Flip-Top Lid to jelly donuts.
Like Preparation H to David Brock
Like a dildo to Hillary Clinton
Like a nose hair trimmer to John Kerry
Like Depends to Howard Dean
Like a dingleberry to George Soros
Like beer to hershey bars.
Like Kerry to Cambodia
Like Cookie Monster to cookies
Like a fish to a bicycle
Like vaseline to a lonely frustrated teenager
Like on, to, thre
Scott’s
like sunlight to negatives
Good one.
Like Bush-love to Liberals…
like lakes to Ted…
like a real man to Liza…
and Democrats to red…
like objectivity to Moore…
like the Oval Office to Gore…
and like “is” is to Bill…
and so many more….
Like Arafat to the Middle East peace process
Like an antidote to reason.
Like Dynamite to Truth
Like Alcohol to Sobriety
Like Dementia to Sanity
Like Rather to Bias… oops, forgot – supposed to be antagonistic.
Like Saddam to humanitarianism
Like Michael Moore to tredmills
Like abortion to babies
Like Osama to peace
Like Crack Pipe to Stupid
Like Slimfast to Ollie’s diet.
Like combs to his hair.
Like concussions to thinking.
Like Dean to winning.
Like Ted Kennedy to swimming.
Like Nancy Pelosi to beauty secrets.
Like Michael Moore to truth.
Like Ted Kennedy to intelligible speech.
Like Al Gore to gracious defeat.
Like Dan Rather to a grit-eatin’, possum-chasin’ day when the asphalt’s hot enough to fry some cornpone.
(Note: if you understand most of that dimwit’s aphorisms, it’s time to up your medication)
Like buttholes to hot air.
Like lucidity to potheads.
Like admantium to reason.
Worst attempts…
Like preaching to choir.
Like circles to jerks.
Like herpes to sexy.
Like Dan Rather to Truth.
Like bizarro to logic.
Like poopers to prisoners.
Greg:
Like dogs to vomit
(see Proverbs 26:11)
______________
Ugh! You stole my thunder, man!
But Proverbs 26:11 makes a nice post-script –
“Do you see a man wise in his own eyes?
There is more hope for a fool than for him. “
(boing)
That should be Proverbs 26:12.
(Like I should be trying to make sense at 12:45am)
Tugar noted that Steve at Hog On Ice called used “Like Kryptonite To Cupid“.
He was way ahead of this meme and did it on November 3.
And re Proverbs, I’ve got better scripture for you to distinguish between Red and Blue staters:
A wise man’s heart is at his right hand, but a fool’s heart at his left. — Ecclesiastes 10:2
…like poop in the punchbowl…
Like a tractor beam to delusion.
Like a miraculous talking deer that was taught speech by Michael Moore that’s been fed by too many damned jackass tourists to a decked out Hummer H2 with floodlights(finally a laudable use for the damn things) and a wasted Charlton Heston behind the wheel.
Like Kryptonite to Sanity
I coined this one last year in someone’s comments:
Like kryptonite to donuts
Like a penny to a billionaire.
Like sunlight to a vampire.
Like a steak to a vegetarian.
Like sex to a prostitute.
Like a minnow to a shark.