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“So, are these Air America’s ratings?”
“You weren’t good enough; you weren’t smart enough; and, gosh darnit, you never won an election”
Your are right Al, it says right here “I am a moron.” Wow, who knew.
Psst, read this script, doesn’t it show how good I am? doesn’t it, doesn’t it?
“Don’t fret Terry, I still love ya. You can come run my campaign into the ground in 2008.”
And you’ll forever know that I, Al, am proclaming my love for you today.
Franken: Whoaa Nelly, at this angle I can see right right out the other side.
Al: you look so beautiful in the spotlight.
Wow – these new hologrammatic memos are so lifelike!
Al’s thought bubble
. o O (Now that I have him distracted, I can reach over here and…)
Sorry, my needle skipped. Cheers.
Al:
Too much lies about the Liars who tell lies?
Karl Rove insider smiles knowingly as he lures another unsuspecting Democrat into his continuing web of failure.
haha @ faith + 1, funny name. Thats one of the best south park episodes ever.
continuing…
Al: so I faxed this to CBS from a kinkos…
Al: “I LOOOVE YOOOOU!”
Al: “I found some more ballots in Washington State”
Pick out who is Frick and who is Frack.
OK, Terry, my strategy didn’t work out so well for you in 2004… But this time I have someREALLY good advice.
Al: “Terry what are you doing wearing that American Flag on your lapel? You should be ashamed.”
then we can both stick our snouts in the public trough and feed off the taxpayers
text…Keep reading this, act like you’re professional, that’s it, good job. Ok, now turn and smile at the camera and act like you just read the report on Bush’s failures.
Al: “No, Terry, you are not funnier than I am…it’s a tie!”
Al’s thought bubble:
. o O (Man I need a tan like him. He’s just so sexy! I can’t be thinking that, homosexuals are gay!)
“See Terry? It says right here in your contract with George Soros that if you didn’t get Kerry into the White House that you have to wash his limo every Saturday for a year. You got off easy, I have to shave his back on Tuesdays and Fridays and I hear that Shrum is cleaning his pool.”
please unsubscribe me from this thread
“Lets see, Martin,Mahoney,McDougal,Meissner…..phew..” Terry McAuliffe searchs the Clinton Death list for his name.
I need your initials here, here and here and your signature here just below Satan’s.
See…So far its only PowerLine and VodkaPundit who think I’d be a silly Senator…we gotta do this Terry!
Al Franken watches attentively as Terry McCauliffe enjoys the hand-job Franken is giving him.
Al Franken and Terry McAuliffe discuss the top 10 Democratic Policies for regaining Congress and the White House:
1) Blame Bush
2) Obstruct Congress
3) Fillibuster Judges
4) At every news conference explain how the evil demented Nazi Repuglicans are dividing the country with their negative attacks on us.
5) Demand constitutional amendment to secede Jesusland
6) Devise strategy to convince the stupid, ignorant morons that we know better than them and that’s why they should vote for us.
7) French Economic Policy: The right recipe for US.
8) Remember, Americans always vote for the bearers of bad news.
9) Ted Kennedy, 2008
10) Put Robert Byrd in charge of the NAACP
“What do you think this part means ‘All your base belong to me’, signed Howard Dean”?
Terry: “I see you didn’t garner anything higher than a 0.0008 share for Air America.”
Al: “Well then again Terry, I am only using your material and expect the ratings to get higher with Dean.”
Yes Al, I’ve seen that memo..but if I were you I wouldn’t try to run with it.
“Do I cry now or later?”
Just one kiss on the side of the neck and he’ll be mine.
Dang, I missed the obvious. Franken is showing Terry stick-figure porn drawings to enhance the hand-job experience.
“Well, Terry, ya see here, this is a stick figure man. And the man has man genitals represented by this here squiggle. Well, the other stick figure is taking the other figure’s man genital and…”
Either that or a print-out of DailyKos covering the Jeff Gannon story…
Are these really Bush’s TANG records or is this another fake?
“How can you sell me your soul when according to this contract it’s clear that you sold it to George Soros already?”
Al: “…and as you can see with another 20 million listeners I’ll over take Rush Limbaugh as the king of Talk Radio”
Al: “It worked for Jesse, it worked for Arnold. With my name recognition and your campaign skills I know I can be Senator.”
These are nice, Al, but I think there’s already a comic strip featuring a fat orange cat, his owner, and a dumb dog.
Franken says: ” See Terry, my internal numbers are better than yours. I should be DNC chief – not you!”
Come on, Terry! It’s supposed to read: And here’s the Frankin of Radio, not Frankenstein.
“I know the original Frankenweinie wasn’t that good, but with me as the star, and if we get this script into Michael Moore’s hands, who knows.”
Frankin offers proof that the suspect election results were produced in Microsoft Word.
Al: “say something “pithy” to boost my ratings”
See, this document clearly shows it IS feasible to have both our heads shoved up each other’s ass!
AL: “Terry, we used our last radio audience survey to compile this list of dead people you can use in Ohio or Washington or somewhere else you need more votes.”
“Uh, Terry? What’s that big word right there spell?”
“We’ll always have Paris”