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God, wish I’d voted for it after I voted for it…..
How does he do that without wearing a lucky hat ?
“Yup, that’s my horse shoe throwing action — ‘n no I don’t know anything about wind surfing, skiing and wearing tight bicycle shorts…….
No matter how hard John squeezed the trigger, the bomb refused to detonate. This was the worst suicide bombing ever.
Bush:
“Okay I see that there are a lot of Democrats here today, so I’ll explain my points extra slow, so ya know, they can keep up.”
Bush:
Sports is allot like Polatics: it’s tough , dirty , competative and their are always winners and losers. The odds can always be overcome, the Red Sox won the series this year, the Patriots repeated as Super Bowl Champs and John Kerry rode a popular wave to defeat an incumbant wartime president… Ha, well 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
JFK2 thought bubble: “I can’t believe the guy who asked, ‘Wanna buy some wood?’ could beat me.”
GWB thought bubble: “What’s all that giggling and sobbing goin’ on back there?”
“…and under my new system of taxation each state only gets so much BIG to go around, and as you can see from my diminutive friend, Massachusetts’ has been mostly used up by it’s senior senator.”
I donno, he came by with the French Ambassador about a week ago, but he never left. He just sits there in front of that picture with that stupid smile on his face. We don’t know if he’s playing with his dick, or he thinks he’s George Fucking Washington.
“”Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, you had your chance to elect Schnoodle over there.”
BUSH: “First Afghanistan and Libiya, now Iraq and Lebbanon, Syria and Iran are next!”
Kerry: (Though bubble) “Damn! He is my daddy!”
Bush: ….and so he says, “That’s not Karl…that’s Teresa!”
Kerry: Every time there’s a crowd, he just HAS to tell that story…
Bush: “After my speech, you are invited to stay for dinner. I’ll provide the cheese. Senator Kerry will provide the whine.”
Bush: “In conclusion, in order to be a great leader, always keep losers behind you. Isn’t that right, Senator Kerry?”
Bush: Great Patriot
Kerry: Patriot’s Fan
Bush: “All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn’t put the Kerry campaign together again..”
That ass reminds me of the one I shot off of that unarmed kid in ‘Nam…
How many horse faces are in that painting, anyway?
See, I can turn my back to my opponents with no fear whatsoever. If I croak, they’ll get Cheney!
Bush; You are either with me or against me. Those that go against me will be made to look small and relegated to the ash heap of history
President Bush: We’re here today to honor a man who knew baseball is played on a diamond, not a runway.
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Rarely seen Sen. John Kerry, in town to pick up his check, stopped by the Capitol to hear a tribute to an actual sports hero. Sen. Kerry served with distinction in the Revolutionary War, as shown in the picture behind him; he is on the far left, in the lucky hat.
Bush: “See that idiot behind me? He just asked for 10 billion to fix the the Big Dig. I told him okay, if he signs that 180. He’s thinking about it.”
The incredible shrinking ex-presidential candidate.
…and let us all join our voices in song. NAH NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH NAH, HEY HEY HEY GOOOODBYYYEEE!
If I only had a brain.
Senator Kerry gets his revenge by making fart noises with his hands midway through the President’s speech.
John: “You know, for for an evil, stupid, dumbass, monkey-faced, rightwing, Hitler-loving, misogynistic, homophobic, environment-plundering, oil-sucking, ventriloquist dummy enemy of freedom Republican, he does have a nice ass!
In an ironic twist of fate. As GWB discussed the merits of the No Child Left Behind program, a Senator was actually left behind.
GW: “I’d like to welcome you’ll to this retirement dinner for the Junior Senator from Massachusetts. None of us expected the storm of controversary that Senator Kerry created declining to sign military discharge form 180. But it is his decision and tonight we bid him farewell for a lifetime of public service. Heh, Heh, heh……….”
Kerry: Man oh Man, it just deeper and deeper in here and I have to clean up the mess when this event is finished
When toilet seats are flip-flopped up, bushes always sit on johns.
Suck up caption of the day:
Kerry thought bubble: Damnit, if Kevin and Jay hadn’t typed out all that tripe about my Vietnam service, those damn Rather documents, and Teresa, I could have been standing there instead of McBushitler.
Bush thought bubble: … and in conclusion, I stand before you as President of the US.
Kerry thought bubble: “Damn, I wish he would hurry up and stop talking, I am about to piss my pants”
Kerry: I mountain bike or windsurf or snowboard everyday, and i still can’t get an ass like that.
“Sorry folks. I’ve just pooped a Kerry.”
Ya see, if looks could kill, I’d be bleedin’ to death right now. It won’t work, Lurch, cuz I’ve got “truth to power”.
“And then Kerry tried to claim he was at Valley Forge reviewing General Washington’s troops on Christmas Day, an event seared—seared—into his memory…”
President Bush: “How about a round of applause for Senator Kerry?”
The room is suddenly so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. Then the boos and catcalls start bouncing off the walls and ceilings
Thought bubble for Bush: – OK, I have to wait till the right moment to drop my hand, so the red paint will hit Kerry in the head right at the high point of my speech. Man oh man I hope he doesn’t have mental powers like that Carrie girl, but then again, you have to have a brain to have those powers, don’t you?
Kerry : Le Président Bush est genre de mignon. je me demande s’il est riche ?
Kerry thought bubble: “That’s why I voted against it before I voted for it. That’s why I voted against it before I voted for it. That’s why I voted for it before I voted a-gh! I’m such a STUPID IDIOT! Okay once again. That’s why I voted against it before I voted for it. That’s why I voted against it before I voted for it. ‘ve GOT to get this right before 2008. That’s why I voted against it before I voted for it. That’s why I voted against it before I voted for it.”
Some men were born to stand up and lead, and other men were born to sit and hold their dicks.
PG version –
Some men were born to stand up and lead, and other men were born to sit with their hands in their lap and follow.
Kerry thought bubble: “Geez I wish that everyone like me as well as Jackie Robinson, that way I would be standing there instead of that ____ idiot.”
Kerry thought bubble: “Well running as JFK didn’t work. Maybe I should change my name to George William Berry for 2008.”
John Kerry ponders the ultimate flip flop, becoming a Republican to run in 2008.
Kerry thought bubble: “Damnit I still can’t believe it. We threw everything we could at this guy, spent the most money in history, used every dirty trick we could think of at this idiot and here I am stuck in this damn uncomfortable seat looking at his ass!”
1989: George Bush beats elitist Massachusetts liberal in run to White House.
2004: George Bush beats elitist Massachusetts liberal in run to White House.
“Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
Continuing his unbroken streak of annually getting a non-controversial resolution approved by Congress, Sen. John Kerry (D-Catsup) basks in his Mittyesque reverie.
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Sen. Kerry acknowleged a cornerstone of his 2008 plans would focus on bulking his legislative credentials by authoring resolutions saluting distinguished Americans he imagined he had played sports with this past fall. Jackie Robinson was first, to be followed by Sammy Baugh for football, Greg LeMond for biking, L.L. Bean for hunting, Mia Hamm for soccer, and the cast of The Endless Summer for windsurfing.
Bush forgets to hold the ‘L’ up to his forehead.