When bad dye-jobs happen to marginal talents.
Ashlee Simpson (before)
Britney Spears (after)
Britney picture courtesy of Sterogum. Ashlee Simpson picture circa 2004 – pre SNL fiasco…
Update: Don’t miss video of Ashlee’s drunken McMeltdown.
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Britney Spears is thirty pounds and ten million dollars away from being Rosanne Barr.
The only thing worse than that Spears trollops grating excuse for “MUSIC” is her disgusting hypocrital “lifestyle”. She’s nothnig but a slutty cheap whore. Mind you, so is that Simpson bimbo. Have you heard the lyrics these whores sing in their music? AND THIS STUFF IS AVAILABLE TO CHILDREN!!
Their video clips are nothing but soft porn either. If I wanted that, I would BUY A GOD DAMN PLAYBOY!
I fail to see any humor in this.
I agree with Rob, to a certain extent. Neither one of these two entertainers have any noticeable talent. And even with brain enlargement sugery, neither would be capable of sustaining an intelligent conversation. They spent thier money on extra hair dye and tits. As for the children listening to thier crap, where are the parents. As Larry Flynt once said ” You want to put Hustler out of business. Get people to stop buying this crap.” But gee, I would love to pork these two little pigs. After a doctor’s exam for STD, of course.
Regarding Ashlee, doesn’t she look like a young Ellen DeGeneress (with longer hair)?
Regarding Brittany, her chest must’ve been on ‘deflate’ that day.
Ashlee looks more like Paris Hilton – doing neither of them any credit.
Not even with a rented dick…
Photographic proof to corroborate the audio evidence: Britney really does suck.
What’s really depressing about Spears or Simpson or Aguilera or whoever is the pop tart du jour is that they’re all in their early 20s — which means that we’re going to be subjected to their crappy music and guttertramp antics for the next 30-40 years. And Spears even has an up and coming younger sister! As Dr. Smith on ‘Lost in Space’ used to say, ‘oh, the pain, the pain…’
“Not even with a rented dick…”
You are kidding, right? Because if you’re not, that’s fine, more for me.
I must say, Ashlee actually looked nice there.
Re: kgowen
I don’t know, kgowen. There were some teenyboppers in the 80’s (Tiffany, Debbie Gibson) that had shitty music and low-cut skirt videos and they vanished off the face of the earth…
… only to pop up 15 years later in Playboy. So, hey, they got that going for them.
And I do like Ashlee’s necklace… Its location, more specifically.
I have to say ashlee and britney are to much and do go a little over board all the time, but ashlee does look pretty there, and shes back to a blonde so its all good.
I think ashlee is way better than britany but i don’t really care for either thier music isn’t really my thing. ashlee does look pretty there though.
well lets think about this…were ARE the parents…hmm..you know i think i know where they are! they are probably 100% behind their childrens choices! because if they are listening to britney spears & ashlee simpson then they probably arent out in the streets or at parties getting drunk & doing drugs, sure you may be saying well no but they’re probably out being sluts! but commom most young girls don’t do the things you may think they do. with all do respect it’s almost like you’re spending your time picking away at these people when all they’ve done is make their fans happy. so they have a few extra bucks & spend it in ways you may not like. but they got you talking about them & if they can do that then they still hae a career. so with all love i ask what’s your point?…no one who cares is listening. ( oh & i think ashlee simpson it great because her lyrics are true & they have meaning. i have her CD & i personally like it thank you.)
who cares if there whores,sluts how ever u wanna call them they don’t care about what ppl think about them they got the money
I totally agree. Ashlee and Britney are nothing but posers. I mean just because they have a special talent to “lip sync” you’re classified as famous! I mean really~~
ok, for everyone who loves putting people down, do you walk away from your computer happy because you just made fun of someone else? does it make you feel better about yourself? celebrities are people too. don’t like their music? dont listen to it, dont let your kids listen to it. You dont know who these people really are, no matter how many pictures you see or articles you read, so dont say things about who they are. and if you dont like the way they dress, then oh well, too bad for you. you dont have people on t.v., the internet, and in magazines saying things about how you dress. they dress how they want and shouldn’t be torn apart because of it. who says you wear better clothes then they do? and as for there jobs, maybe you dont think they have talent, but they put them selves out there in front of millions of people. i dont see you people doing that. they have crazed fans stalking them, people constantly asking for autographs and taking their pictures. untill you live like they do with no privacy, dont judge the people who do.
First of all: to the people who are calling Ashlee degrading names, who are you to judge the content of her character (or intelligence for that matter)? Sure, you are entitled to your opinion about her music or musical abilities because your the only person who cares what you really think but it’s very immature to go on a website and call her degrading names, especially since you do not know if she is a promiscuous or not (her older sister remained a virgin until the wedding night so I think Ashlee might do that as well).
Second of all: I personally think that it is up to the parents to teach their children restraint and responsibility concerning their musical tastes and to lead by example as a role model for their children. Teenagers (I am a teen) listen to music that they can relate to on a psychological and social level (hence your children might not be into the same music as you). If you sat down and read some of Ashlee Simpson’s lyrics you can tell it was written by a young woman trying to find herslef, just like many of her fans. In terms of a role model, I believe it’s up to the parents to provide an example before the kids grow up and find others. If you don’t like the idea of your child looking up to Ashlee, Britney, Christina, or any others, it’s not their fault. And I doubt going on a message board and using terms like “slutty cheap whore” and “bimbo” to describe a person whom you have not and probably never will meet does not provide a positive example for your children to follow. Arm your children with the tools to be mature, responsible, and self-thinking towards societies pressures and not a bunch of obscene and distasteful words.
you guys are jerks no i dont care for britney spears but ashlee is very talented nd very pretty…ya she lip sang on snl that was one time i saw her in concert nd i must say it was absolutely amazing and both off them had to work their asses off to get where they are today so just because your not talented dont hate on them
Ashlee Simpson had to follow in the footsteps of her older sister, which isn’t easy. As far as Britney, well, she used to be fairly modest until her 2nd or 3rd album. Who knows what happened to her. Anyway, they are both hot, and I would mind makin out with them.
I’m 16 and personally i do believe these solo artists are aimed at a young audience, i think Ashlee Simpson has great talent, and even with her hair going back blonde again… she still seems to stay strong in the singing career, i’m a huge fan of hers and love her music! wots so wrong?!?
kommt mal klar ihr spacken !!!
and what about the tellerrand ?
probleme kann man haben – rita
lässt grüssen………….
jeff…. ur an arse who should get shot.
jeff…. ur an arse who should get shot.
jeff…. ur an arse who should get shot.
Dude, Ashley Simpson Rocks you Hippocrites. You guys look at her body instead of listening to her music. You guys are discusting! Thinking about her boobs and her ass! Get a life you sexual hobos! And Britiney is a good singer too. God, you people are fagets,LMAO!!!!! You fagets probably sit on your computers look at porn and critizepeople. You guys are probably fat too.
ROBS A FAGET!!!!!!!!………….
aight aight….time to clear things up. ashlee simpson has no talent what-so-ever, nor does britney spears. they are both complete imbeciles with intelligence marginally higher than a housefly. i do enjoy some of their music however. But i dont see how you can even consider calling them talented. and hot? icky. angelina jolie is hot. these girls are just….girls……
btochik
Ashlee simpson is a person too you know and you’re probably just jealous of her? So QUIT JUDGUNG PEOPLE WITHOUT KNOWING THEM!!!!!!!!!
Wow, I just read all your comments and instead of taking sides with “Ashlee and Britney are sluts” or “Ashlee and Britney worked hard to get where they are” I just laughed at your anguements. The point the person who posted these pictures was trying to get across is that Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson died their hair and it hasn’t seemed to do them any good…
wow you have no life…
To tell you the truth…I don’t like either of them. Not because they lip-sync, but their singing talent is atrocious and has no meaning. I mean, it’s hard to believe that teenagers ACTUALLY like them. I mean, come on. The songs mean absolutely nothing, and their voices aren’t worth crap. And to all of those people out there aggravated by lip-syncing, what’s the big deal? You know a lot of singers do it. You expect them to sing and dance without getting out of breath or sounding terrible once in a while? Have a little more sense. Oh, and I completely agree with btochik. They’re definitely not good looking, Angelina Jolie is 😀
Dude, you all need to shut up your just jealous you ain’t got the money -or-looks these girls do..so keep ur negative comments to yourself..u jerks! there both so pretty and they have awesome music and lyrics so whoever wants to say neg. things about people they don’t even know you need some help.
Ashlee simpson rocks but not more than Avril lavinge.ashlee’s a kinda dumb but she’ ok avril gets 100% ashlee gets 60%
Ashlee has got Ryan Cabrera. She is, at very least, lucky 😛
They both want me.
I think the main distinction here is that Ms. Simpson (either of them) has not yet degenerated into the unrepentant skankdom that has claimed Ms. Spears.
ashlee simpson is not a virgin HAH! jokes on you bud. i dont know where your getting your facts from but its obviously false because she said on national tv she wasnt …shame..
Since this post is originally about bad dye jobs, not talent ……
I’d have to say that I like Ashlee’s hair blonde, and if Britney wants to dye her hair brown. Who cares???
all of you people, need to get a life. someone simply decided to post pictures of ashlee simpson and britney spears because of their new hair colors. guess what? ashlee simpson nor britney spears care about whether or not you think they’re a whore, slut, or a bimbo. They must be doing something right, for Britney has four albums and ashlee two. Sitting here boringly attempting to critisize these people and bring them down has no effect on them what so ever. in regards to children listening to it, it’s better than 50 cent, Pdiddy, ludacris and all of those other hidious untalented so called “artists”. Me, being thirteen, knows how it feels to be critisized and judged. you don’t know these girls at all. you believe what you read and hear from others. I mean, sure, they’re no Barbra Streisand, who in my opinion is the greatest artist to ever live, and whoever will live, but in order to be so successful, so rich, and so popular amoung young kids, they must be doing something right. in conclusion, all of you low life’s who spend your time critisizing people you don’t know just because you think you’re better than them, it doesen’t work. It’s immature, silly, and pointless. it will get you know where in life. In my opinion, you are no better than them. And also, in regards to all of your disgusting and perverted comments, just keep them to yourselves. no need to share your disgusting and shameful fantasies with the world. you should be ashamed. have some respect for woman and grow some common sense. thank you and have a nice day. =]
you guys are just all haters because you are jealous.. if u guys had an actually life u would stop caring about theirs and think about ur low life. ur all so jealous
I can’t believe I wasted 5 minutes of my life reading all of your gay opinions and comments. I must be hungover. Damn. How bout this, pop music sucks.
Who cares what stars look like? Yea it is fun to look at them and read about them but they are just people. We say aweful things about these celebrities forgetting that they are humans ther’re not perfect. Before we go and criticize them look at your own flaws. Who cares what Britney Spears or Ashlee Simpson do or wear?
I think Ashlee Simpson is young, talented, and beautiful..and if they have so called “dirty , whorish lyrics” then dont buy there cds! some people love those kind of lyrics and personally i dont think either britneys nor ashlees are whorish and i think you people should get a life and stop bringing them down, they have worked hard for what they have and people like you guys are just hurting them..all of you obviously have no life if all you do is try and make others feel bad !
Remember all those days of DOL in elementary school and middle school English? Apparently those didn’t pay off. I never realized how stupid the average person was until I started reading web blogs.I think the obvious lack of grammar and spelling skill is more ignorant than anything either of these two have done. Except maybe Britney’s one day marraige…
asdf, you spelt marriage wrong you stupid shit. don’t lip people off about spelling and grammar.
I DON’T THINK ANYONE COULD JUDGE BECAUSE I’M SURE IF ALL OF US WERE ON TV OR AVERTISTED BY THE MEDIA. WE WOULD ALL LOOK BAD. YOU WASTE YOUR WORDS ON TALKING CRAP ABOUT ASHLEE AND BRITNEY BUT THERE AT THE TOP ON WHAT THEY DO AND YOUR NOT. IF YOU FEEL THEY ARE CRAP FINE LET IT BE BUT CRITIZING CAN ALWAYS BE TURNED AROUND. THEIR BEAUTIFUL AND MAKE A LIVING. THERE LIVING THERE LIVES, NOW YOU LIVE YOURS.
asslee ass so huge
There is not the same as their or they are or they’re….please learn the difference
Hi to all the provacateurs and fans alike. Yes, both are super media magnets; Britney obviously as she is a veteran and proven quantity, Ashlee somewhat less of a draw, but surely getting there (especially with 12-16 set). Beautiful, sensitive ladies are both, with great careers too, but as the blush of youth fades, what will they become? I only hope that there will be room in this fickle industry for the 30 something “has beens” they have created but history says NOT!!