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The bender having gone just a little too long, Teddy’s latest Town Hall meeting starts to scare him..
Don’t worry guys, it’s only John Kerry. I heard rumors that the Dems had kicked him out and he’s looking for a new place to fit in.
“Upus, renown fish diver and youger brother to famed cartoon penguin Opus, strongly denied steroid use in testimony in front of the select committee of the Zoo Penguin Control Sports Association.
Unnamed sources on the committee have not ruled out drug testing.”
Honestly, my brother is Jack Box and I was the one to give him the idea for the new Chibatta bread chicken breast sandwich.
Nudie magazine day! Nudie magazine day!
Clearly none of the penguins were buying Phil’s reasons that he wasn’t doping.
Although Steve’s freakishly large size was an advantage for basketball, for some reason he was always picked last in Emperor Penguin Gym Class.
No, really. It’s all “bowflex”
“Mate, it doesn’t matter how much dope you took, you still can’t swing a bat!”
“Wow, this steroid scandal is really spreading!”
1) Sandy Berger finally found a place where he thought he could fit in.
2) Jose Canseco, is that you? I knew you took steroids, but that’s just rediculous.
3) Howard Dean finally found a crowd that took him seriously.
Seriously guys, does this make me look fat?
I have never taken steroids senator………..
George Felos holds another 2 hour press conference. Mr. Felos also provided some beauty tips for the sick and invalid.
Tom Daschle warms up to his new job at the Sioux Falls Zoo.
Then they took our fish and said “go ahead and get your big brother”.
Michael Schiavo goes into hiding…….
“I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty!”
“I like them biscuits and mustard, UM, HUM”!
“Slingguin”
Al Gore explaining how he invented Linux.
As a Democrat and one of you, I will push for statehood for Washington D.C. and the right to vote for everyone confined in the National Zoo.
“Sadly, Michael Moore turned to increasingly bizarre methods to attract followers following the 2004 Election”
Jacko has found a new way to hang around underaged children without drawing suspicion…
One of these things/Is not like the other…
“And big penguins is practically big chickens…”
Sandy Berger begins his community service sentence today…
“Hey Dad will I grow to be that big?”
You know what they say about Emperor Penguins with big feet!
“I say this a fun zoo. What time is the luge for elephants and penguins?”
His traffic falling, O-Dub searches for a new group that will conform to his worldview… Pros: Free fish Cons: That niggling feeling, that somehow, this is racist. Still, better than the Cool Aid costume….
The Soviets just HAD to one-up us, didn’t they?
Dean addressing the dnc
“Yes, I know it is suppose to be lemming costumes, but this is the best I could do on such short notice. Now, will you just shut up and follow me as I jump off this cliff?”
Small penguin on left: “…and now Edmunds gone, what is happeinging? what are we going to do?”
Polar bear in penguin suit: “(burp)”
Small Penguins: “fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake …”
Large Penguin: “Shaddap!”
“What’s that on the Telly?”
I’ve called this meeting because I think we’ve been infiltrated by a spy.
Howard Dean, kicking off the DNC’s ‘Penguins are People, too’ campaign, addresses a group of constituents. Dean, clearly buoyed by studies that show penguins overwhelmingly vote democrat by a 6:1 margin, vehemently denied allegations of pandering to the penguin vote.
Bill Gates spying on a Linux User’s Group meeting.
Doctor I told you not to mix cloning with steroids and wilt chamberlain’s dna…
Sure, he got to be God Of The Penguins, but after a while their adulation just left Arthur feeling empty.
Damn, this isn’t the Flamings Lips concert..
The Zoo’s Top Penguin Took ill. NOt wanting to alarm the public, they improvised a replacement.
Congress is dismissing the need for any investigation, but the Yankee’s, however, are showing interest.
In a soft gentle voice:
“…and I want you all to call me ‘Daddy’.”
It all started to go wrong for Henry when the penguin in front turned his back and mooned him.
[Kevin’s probably going to ban me for this…]
At last! Proof that evolution is true!
Management at the National Zoo in Washington, DC attempted to cover up another animal death; that of Peppy the Emperor Penguin.
Visitors became suspicious when “Peppy” wandered away from the other penguins and lit a cigarette.
Smoking is prohibited at the zoo, especially by the animals.
Hey mom, where is my steroids. I would like to be as big as you !
Filming began on “The Opus Movie” Thursday, starring Michael Jackson.
I am Spartacus.