New Wizbang Contest: Best Business Names!

This week’s Mid-week Wizbang Contest is for the most clever business names. I’m looking for puns, innuendo, and downright ingenious terms. To cite three examples I’ve seen:

A restaurant outside Baltimore called Cluck-U Chicken; a hair styling salon in Plymouth, NH named Curl Up And Dye; and my favorite used computer store in Salem, NH, MicroSeconds.

Bonus points will be awarded for real businesses, but they do not have to actually exist.

Winners should be announced Thurdsay.

J.

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