HomeCelebritiesComing Soon To UPN – Britney Loves Cletus Coming Soon To UPN – Britney Loves Cletus Kevin April 6, 2005 Celebrities 23 Comments Britney bares all. Pop star, hubby topline UPN show [Variety] Britney, Kevin Sleep Apart [PageSix] Big rocks keep falling on my head... Two Public Figures Beat Hasty Retreats Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPrintTumblrPocket Related Posts Johnny Carson, Dead At 79 Diane Keaton's Technicolor Fashion Nightmare American Psycho Meets Batman About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 23 Comments Retread April 6, 2005 After thinking it over, there really isn’t any thing to say about this decision by the UPN. Think I’ll go back to watching my radio. Steve L. April 6, 2005 This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo. Insomniac April 6, 2005 I just threw up on my keyboard. Thank you SO much. julie April 6, 2005 I wonder if one of the six episodes of their “courtship, engagement and wedding” will be dedicated to the pre-nup. dodgeman April 6, 2005 Why doesn’t she just pose nude, then crank out a few pron vids while she’s still young enough to attract attention? I mean, it is inevitable. So go ahead and get on with it. No one wants to see a 38 year old Brittany in gangbang 13, so the profit factor is dropping fast. Oh, and she could invite the Olsen twins to do a scene or two in the videos also. Guaranteed to go solid gold. Jay Tea April 6, 2005 Hmm… Michael Jackson used to be famous for grabbing his own crotch in public. Now he’s on trial for grabbing little boy’s crotches. Britney is becoming renowned for grabbing her second husband’s crotch in public. Any bets on when she’ll announce she’s leaving the “music” business to become a high-school teacher? J. Mad Anthony April 6, 2005 If they wind up cancelling Veronica Mars for this crap, I’m going to lose it…. wavemaker April 6, 2005 She is a paradigm of class, isn’t she? She and Paris Hilton. Two women who prove that you don’t have to be poor to be white trash. mhking April 6, 2005 More proof that you can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the trash. JAT0 April 6, 2005 Caption: Well this is how Michael showed me how to grab a guy’s crotch!” If no one reads, prints, writes about Britney, et al, will they all go away? Please! Macker April 6, 2005 Steve L. quotes: “This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo.” He’s right! It’s already started and here’s my 2 cents… Britney: Now if you’ll excuse us I have some c**k to suck! Cletus: See I told you so! I didn’t even have to train her at all! Ed April 6, 2005 Well, she is from Louisiana, right? Old Coot April 6, 2005 Would it be crass of me to mention her belly and thighs? Grab your OED and look up the term “butter-hog”, her picture should be there. McGehee April 6, 2005 As my wife would say, “Class on the hoof.” McCain April 6, 2005 My kind of gal — just can’t take her home to mother. OregonMuse April 6, 2005 From the page six article is this gem: An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian’s dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest. … For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog. Can Ms. Spears really be that dumb? Faith+1 April 6, 2005 14:59… 14:58… 14:57… 14:56… mesablue April 6, 2005 An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian’s dog, Porkchop The offspring to be named Pork Bit was announced as the new ad face for the snack food of the same name to be hawked by Bill Klintin and Co. Paris Hilton’s dog, Suck Suck, was said to be in hiding. Darkmage April 6, 2005 Steve L. quotes: “This picture would make an excellent Caption Contest photo.” Great idea! Here you go: “Sometimes you feel like a nut…” bullwinkle April 6, 2005 It’s clearly a physical, he’s got his head turned and a cigarette to help him cough. I just hope they moved back inside for the prostate exam. Red April 6, 2005 These are the same people that complain when paparazzi the won’t leave them alone, right? Maybe the caption should be… Suddenly it became apparent that Britany did not properly hear she was supposed to do Hand Jive. Maggie April 6, 2005 JAYTO…YOU BEAT ME TO IT! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! Evil minds run together I guess… ;D Pat April 7, 2005 Her parents must be really proud.