What did we learn today from the subdued civil wedding of Prince Charles to Camilla (Duchess of Cornwall) Parker Bowles Porsche BMW Audi?
First we learned that a royal wedding doesn’t make hideous headdresses any less hideous. In this case the headwear problem seems to be hereditary (Camila left, Laura Bowles right).
Next we learned that unless she’s wearing the royal tumbleweed, the new Duchess of Cornwall is pretty hard to pick out from among the commoners.
We also learned that Queen Elizabeth still has it. In her toast to the newlyweds she started out with a horse joke. The previous royal recipient of “horse” jokes, Princess Anne, defied the laws of nature and produced this thoroughbred, Zara Phillips: