It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday Monday evening (due to the holiday).
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Michael Jackson defense: Circus sideshow or perilous tightrope act?
In an effort to shore up their base, Democrats claim to have actual proof that Bush is a Nazi-Chimp puppet.
Despite repeated attempts, Mengele never perfected cloning Hitler.
After brokering what he thought was a great deal, McCain found himself teetering on the brink of despair with the “non-filibuster” filibuster of Bolton.
Mengele’s was disappointed his cross cloning of Hitler, Popeye and G. W. Bush was more interested in throwing his own feces than ruling the world.
Chimpy Bushhitler!!!
(Way too obvious and easy, I know, but it had to be done.)
“Touch mine monkey, I don’t think so”!
Concept images for other, unused, Star Wars characters were leaked after the release of Episode III.
And now, I would like to do my impression of a member of Democratic Underground:
“Hey look, the President borrowed one of his grandaddy Prescott’s old uniforms! Awwwwww…”
If that’s too…whatever the hell it is, I offer one that should guarantee me a good seat in hell:
“Sure I’m good at walking this wire, but what I really want to do is direct…the extermination of whole races of other simians. Heil Chimpler!”
The Camel Racing Board of Dubai discovers that the Arabic words for “robot” and “monkey” are alarmingly similar…
Barnum & Bailey’s BadAss Baboons — “Springtime for Bushitler Tour”
Jeez, I was happier when I could just throw my crap at them.
The act was canceled after a raid by the Godwin police.
…and seriously — the resemblance of that baboon to the real Hitler is astonishing.
I yam what I yam, and that’s all that I yam…
DRUDGE BREAKING: PRINCE HARRY DOES IT AGAIN!!!
Senator Voinovich(R), preparing to come to the podium and defend his position against John Bolton to the Republican-controlled Senate.
WWF’s Homy – Hitler Monkey Youth – Smackdown.
George Lucas reveals General Redbottom, the villian in the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Franchise.
He looked better in his underpants…
The Lincoln Park Zoo regrets the recent flushing of “Mein Kampf” down the Primate House zookeeper’s toilet…
Barnum & Bailey’s Circuis, after they tailored it to the new management in Vatican City.
‘Following the balancing act, Hitler Monkey and Jew Monkey will battle it out in a no-holds barred poo throwing match.”
Trying to cope with the fact he was the love-child of Popeye & Hitler, Skippy takes up pole-vaulting at the local circus
Ze Simian race iz zupeerior, az I vill now deemonstrate by valking zis tightrrope.
Is it just me or is there a certain resemblence to Howard Dean?
Popeye in his later years.
Kofi Annan was seen ringside at Caesers Palace this week…
Just in—Gerhard Schröder has picked his running-mate for the fall elections
Newsweek’s latest cover: US Admits Cloning Michael Moore!
Subtext: Insulted Hollywood BMW Drivers Riot and Kill
Long-term Reliable Source: Anonymous Martian
Second Source: Karl Rove didn’t say anything, he just smiled.
McCain?
“Hey, Chirac, who are you to call me a surrender minkey.”
Cornelius and Zira’s lesser known progeny at the Democratic Undeground’s Happy Hour…
Evolution is a fact.
and now, high atop the high wire, directly from Paris Francep, presenting the famous cheese eating surrend monkey….
“Well, it’s not the Champ-Elysee, but there’s still a bunch of unshavened women cheering me on. Okay, I’ll do it.”
“Just a short gig to keep me fresh until the next movie is ready to shoot, he said. The next movie will win awards at Cannes, he said. My agent, he is so fired. And get me PETA on the phone.”
“Of course we’ll allow a monkey Scout master. He’s not gay is he?”
Hmmm.
There’s goes Bush again, talking about Social Security…..
Smirky experiences his own D-Day after constantly having to battle his bulge.
With the Jackson trial almost over, Bubbles enrolled in the Primate Protection Program.
Inspired by the success of his book Hell’s Angels Hunter S. Thompson tries to translate his writings of the famed motorcycle gang into other mediums
Robert Byrd finally achieves Senate balance!
Ooops! That one slipped out. Hope the audience can’t smell it!
The Bonobos from Brazil.
Geez I don’t turn in my 180 and this is the only job I can get? Well someone has to be the state mascot.
PETA saved me for this?
German automaker BMW revealed their latest option, the Trunk Monkey.
Gen. Dong, Supreme Leader of North Korea’s little known Monkey Brigade, surveys his troops (undated photo).
A glimpse into Howard Dean’s wet dream.