Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. lawhawk June 10, 2005

   Stop. In the name of love. (or how Diana Ross has slipped these days).
2. BlogDog June 10, 2005

   Shemales the world over asked commerce to stop in the name of “love.”
3. John Irving June 10, 2005

   Paris Hilton meets her destiny.
4. jocrazy0 June 10, 2005

   Rachel Corrie comes back and tries her hand on Hollywood Boulevard.
5. OregonMuse June 10, 2005

   German authorities will try to deal with the hordes of prostitutes expected for the World Cup matches by running them over with trucks.
6. dooley June 10, 2005

   I believe I can see a little “road kill.”
7. elgato June 10, 2005

   Sadly, Paris Hilton thought she was facing the moving truck she was signaling to stop.
8. Norm June 10, 2005

   the Euro trash garbage truck approaches it’s next pick up.
9. Norm June 10, 2005

   The Euro Trash garbage truck approaches it’s next pick up…
10. Rodney Dill June 10, 2005

    Boom goes the dynamite.
11. Rodney Dill June 10, 2005

    Q: Why don’t the blondes in San Fran wear miniskirts?
    A: Their balls show.
12. Rick13 June 10, 2005

    Next on FOX: The Simple Life “Pro’s”!
13. Jeff June 10, 2005

    Michael Jackson tries to earn a few Euro to cover attorney fees while waiting for the jury to return a verdict.
14. Bizblogger June 10, 2005

    The Easiest Way to Cause a Traffic Jam
15. Faith+1 June 10, 2005

    Next on Antiques Roadshow…

    “Yeah, I got this lot lizard for $5, whacha think she’s worth now?”
16. Scott June 10, 2005

    AP: Former President Bill Clinton has hired some local “self employed models” to direct traffic at the Clinton Library in Little Rock. Rumor has it he interviewed each one personally.
17. gordon June 10, 2005

    Mr O’Reilly, hold the falafel meat!!!!
18. The Colossus June 10, 2005

    Iveco Buses: Putting the “Tranny” in Transmission Since 1979.
19. Floyd Ferguson June 10, 2005

    Hillary changes look to broaden appeal to Red State voters
20. Jeff June 10, 2005

    East bound and goin’ down, loaded up and truckin’. She’s gonna do what they say can’t be done.
21. Rusty Owens June 10, 2005

    My eyes!!!! My Eyes!!!! Somebody make the vision go away. Someone please post a picture of Salma Hayek stat!!!
22. Corky Boyd June 10, 2005

    Please, only one busload at a time.
23. Dave June 10, 2005

    Since dyeing her hair blond, the runaway bride is excited about a new career path for her life.
24. Laurence Simon June 10, 2005

    I guess Michael Jackson wasn’t going in to the hospital for back pain after all.
25. Brian June 10, 2005

    With Jessica Simpson already cast, the crew of the European Verison of the “Dukes of Hazzard” set their eyes on local talent…
26. John Burgess June 10, 2005

    The promo for “I Dream of Jeannie” goes sadly wrong….
27. Chrees June 10, 2005

    Manolo says, one of the Manolo’s friends she wears these shoes well.
28. slim999 June 10, 2005

    GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
29. bf June 10, 2005

    I never post from work but I couldnt resist this one.

    (I though of Paris before I read the comments btw)

    “Paris Hilton stars in the new hit reality show “Ass, Grass or Cash, Nobody Rides For Free”.
30. Wendigo June 10, 2005

    “No thanks, I’ve sworn off cheeseburgers.”
31. Kevin P. Craver June 10, 2005

    If a cross-dresser is run over and no one is around, does he/she make a noise?
32. David June 10, 2005

    Jimmy Joe Baker learns the cost of allowing “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” to dress him when he goes out on the toen in Northwest Arkansas…

    Please send memorials to…
33. JAT0 June 10, 2005

    French President Chirac attempts a new approach to halting the latest transportation workers’ strike! “If you do not stop, I will wave my private parts in your faces!”
34. FreakyBoy June 10, 2005

    On DC streets, the fill-a-buster continues.
35. Jim Price June 10, 2005

    “Childhood Stars: Where are they now” releases still frames from next week’s edition featuring Little House On The Prairie’s character, Nellie Olsen.
36. jaboobie June 10, 2005

    New competition with the trucking company for surprise package deliveries.
37. borgzord June 10, 2005

    oh my gosh, its CHER, kill it quick!!!
38. Tim McNabb June 10, 2005

    What does this sign in the pavement mean…”Toynebee Idea – Ressurrect dead on Jupiter”
39. Big E June 10, 2005

    Moments after escaping from Bill Maher’s Malibu townhouse, where she was held against her will for over 72hrs, Ann Coulter attempts to flag down automobiles on the Pacific Coast Highway.
40. Don June 10, 2005

    Paris Hilton, while signaling off her would be rescuers, states that a broken right heel is reason enough to take her now worthless life.
41. jmaster June 10, 2005

    A rare snapshot of a Polish truck stop whore taken seconds before her first (and last) transaction.
42. SCSIwuzzy June 10, 2005

    singing: “I’m just sweet transvetite, from transexual, Transylvaaaaannnnniaaaaahhhhh”
43. OneDrummer June 10, 2005

    Christine Gregoire, D-Wa, thanks the constituents who stuffed her ballot box in last November’s election.
44. Will Franklin June 10, 2005

    Hillary Clinton would stop at nothing in her political makeover for 2008.
45. Hodink June 10, 2005

    New reality show. Blonde Truckers Have More Fun
46. dman June 10, 2005

    Wait, I have to empty his load first.
47. lowmal June 10, 2005

    “BIG RIG SLAMS DUDE IN WIG!!”

    – New York Post headline
48. Timmer June 10, 2005

    Any other military guys thinkin’, “Damn, the hos in Germany have gotten better looking since 40 Mark Strasse?”
49. Editor June 10, 2005

    German porn producers reveal their take on the popular “Run Lola! Run” with the aptly named “Run, Ho Bag! Run!”
50. jcrue June 10, 2005

    Paris Hilton directs traffic outside the newest Hiton Hotel/Truckstop on the Autobahn.
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