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The addition of George W. Bush to Mount Rushmore was the last straw…liberals began to fulfill their promises to leave the country in droves.
“Final touches were done today on the Edward Kennedy addition to Mt. Rushm… Mr. Kennedy…Mr. Kennedy ..time to wake up sir…
Members of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy secretly plot to remove the face of the only Democrat from Mount Rushmore.
Hey!! Who’s this alien dude, over my shoulder? When was he President? Just how long have these faces been up here?
Park workers begin converting Thomas Jefferson’s face to Bill Clinton’s by adding 42 feet of stone to the nose.
Ever since the Howard Dean was elected DNC chairman the crews have to come every day to wipe the tears from Jefferson’s eyes. The same crew also tries to wipe the smiles off the other three faces but it’s no use.
Uncontent to slander only contemporary Republican Presidents, left-wing guerillas go to great lengths to poke Thomas Jefferson in the eye.
No, YOU clean out his nose! I ain’t going in there!
Three members from the Democratic Underground try to topple “symbols of oppression”…
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today most Americans take the freedoms established by our forefathers for granite.
“Damn! How come I always have to pick his nose?”
Team America’s support crews adjust Gary’s tangled lines.
“Hey guys?… I gotta take a leak.”
If Jefferson hadn’t made that Louisana Purchase, I wouldn’t have to trim his nose hairs each year!
“We’ve run out of Botox and this guy’s still not looking like Kerry.”
“Trim a little here, add a little there and … Yes we can change Jefferson into George W. Bush.”
Damn it, I wish Spiderman would do his webslinging elsewhere.
I wish spiderman would take his webslinging elsewhere.
Glenn Reynolds’ latest blog: “History of Nanotechnology” includes pictures of the lilipution’s attempt to kidnap Jefferson in 1803.
Realizing that they have no other chance of winning elections, the DNC retrieves their secret weapon hidden for centuries in Mount Rushmore.
Soon the Necronomicon will be unleashed.
The dead shall rise… and VOTE DEMOCRAT!
Bill pauses below his collegues, trying to remember if the Mummy was the President directly before or after Polk.
1-2-3. Uh, hey guys, we lost our sherpa.
[BEGIN SMURF THEME SONG] La La La-La La La, La La-La La La….[END SMURF THEME SONG]
The two guys on the forehead are democrats. One says to the other “No it’s ok with me, he’s a Republican, so go head an cut his line. People watching will just think Jefferson sneezed.”
No, really! Michael Moore exploded just about here!
DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE!!: Pictures of the real Team America in training.
Justice Ginsberg attempting to form an originalist opinion; sends a team of clerks to research Thomas Jefferson’s thoughts on Roe V. Wade and McCain-Feingold.
Leahy, Kennedy and Schumer compared to their predecessors (all figures shown actual size).
Scientologists objected to the routine Park Service maintenance of the monument, saying there were no such things as cracks and wear and that all the monument’s problems could be solved with vitamins and expensive auditing.
We’re in position; winch down the giant hankie!
Once again, liberal revisionists try to change the face of history.
The latest in an elite team of the booger patrol show off their skills.
NBC’s Brian Williams
Andrea here we have park emloyees working on monuments to Americas founding terrorists.
indeed Brian.
Workers provide critical maintenance to Dr. Evil’s newest lair.
Shortly after rendering their decision in the Kelo v. New London case, Supreme Court Justices Stevens, Ginsburg and Bryer, in an impressive display of both agility and consistency, begin to cut off Jefferson’s nose to spite his face. Justices Kennedy and Souter (not pictured) shout encouragement from below.
Bullwinkle wins. Right of Center gets second.
“Hey, this mountain kinda looks like a face. Neat.”
relax guys, the nose is the easy – climbing over the penis was the hard part…
National Park Service employee Kenneth prepares to remove boulders from Thomas Jefferson’s nose and put them on E-Bay.
Doctors inspect Thomas Jefferson’s face as he prepares to be the next patient on Dr.90210
“Hell, this one’s easy. Wait ’til you have to wax the eyebrows over on Roosevelt.”
“Man, when they said they were going to change the nickle, I didn’t think they would make them this difficult to carry around! “
Ted Kennedy: “Look over there. It’s Bin Laden under Roosevelt’s nose.”
Howard Dean: “You’re right. Look at him. Quiet with a big stick. Under our very nose.”
George Galloway: (he shouts from the tip of Jefferson’s nose): “Let’s leave him there. Like Roosevelt said: ‘A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.’ “
An “ear, nose and throat” specialist’s worst nightmare.
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Who are those guys?
“It’s bad enough that we have to trim their eyebrows, but Lincoln gets a backwax next week!”
“Look lady. No is no. I’m simply not going to roll up in a ball and get inside the nose hole and try to look like a booger so you can take your funny picture. And that’s final.”
What sort of bug is that on my nose?
After extensive lobbying from the NAACP, workers begin to transform the monument into busts of Washintgon, Roosevelt, Lincoln and GEORGE Jefferson.
Guy on Top (Left): “Johnson, you jump off the nose one more time and go “wheeeeee”, Conners here will cut your rope.”
Guy on Top (Right) (Conners): “I swear to God Johnson, once I grab this rope your ass is gone.”