OK… This one was worth a special event.
The winner gets a big wet sloppy kiss from the Congresswoman.
Weekend Caption Contest – Special Weekday Edition
OK… This one was worth a special event.
The winner gets a big wet sloppy kiss from the Congresswoman.
Lawd haz mercy, I don’t noz nuthin bout birthin’ no brains.
A glimpse of the future: Fifteen years and fifty pounds after “Milkshake” became her biggest hit, Kelis announces a comeback
“Suing white folk? Dy-no-mite!”
Bill Cosby say what?!?!
Runaway Bride, black edition.
Relative: Whitney Houston A “Toothless” Crack Addict
The once-gorgeous, velvet-voiced crooner who wooed Kevin Costner in “The Bodyguard” now “spends her days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage, smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene,” the National Enquirer says.
In a subtle long term strategy move, McKinney hedged her bets by arranging her hair to try out for the ‘Office Max Spokesperson’ position if enough voters decided that she should not ‘represent’ them.
http://www.geocities.com/barbrabdunnem/newmax.jpg
“…TOOO-MORR-OW IS ANOTHER DAY…”
[just do a Condi RIce Photoshop adjustment and it all comes into focus]
I’m sorry, Ms. McKinney, but we’ve already filled the part of Penny Pingleton in “Hairspray”.
Ms. Hutchinson, Potomic Power spokeswoman, said the electricity shut off automatically after there was “a momentary drop in voltage due to customer operations up the lines” away from the Capitol.
“The protective equipment sensed the significant change in voltage and tripped,” she said.
Not satisfied, the Fox News reporter followed with: “Are you sure it wasn’t because Cynthia Mckinney blew a fuse?”
“Whoa… head rush”
Damn!!!! you fart???
Oh No, Mr. Benny… I didn’t take you money.
Hey check out those chops! Buckey Beaver!!!
What jew talking bout Willis!
“And I told that cracker that if he touches me again it ain’t just gonna be Uncle Jesse and Uncle Al tatooin’ his behind …I’m calling Uncle Buckwheat fix his ass.”
Whoa Massar, I didnet steal the purdy dress and the shiny metal, I found it in politix!
Today, Rep. Cynthia McKinney held a press conference in which she described the benefits of “Edison Medicine” when applied with a Taser.
Deer? What deer?
Man she could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence
No, I’m not Hillary’s body guard, you racist pig!
… and then I’ll run for the senate …
Jim Hensen introduced the new Googly-eyed, Afro’d Muppet today in an attempt to help educate inner-city preschoolers.
“…and then the white guy’s head just EXPLODED. I swear she did it with just her eyes, man. Freakiest thing I ever saw!”
Senator Byrd stopped in to lend Democratic support to the Congresswoman – but she could only see the white sheet flowing around him as he came down the center aisle.
Funny thing happened to Ms. McKinney on her way to the Sideshow Bob audition.
Ladies and gentlemen: the winner of the first annual Buckwheat Female Impersonator Contest…
Who can forget the classic:
“Wookin’ po nub in aw da wong paces…”
and:
“Unce, tice, fee times a mady.”
My lawyer, the respected reverend hizzonor Mr. Alfalfa, of Alfalfa, Darla, Froggy and Spanky, sez I haz been framed. OTAY!!
{please donate my prize to your favorite charity)
What’s the difference between me and Secretary Rice? I have the fierce, uncompromising, courage of my convictions that it’s all about white people trying to put down black people…she just has…a brain?
“Gravitas” – what’s that?
DUUURRRRRR . . . . MATT DAMON!
“I want to believe…”
Cynthia McKinney practicing for her impending mug shot.
Congress Woman McKinney addresses the press stating her deep remorse regarding the incident.
(please don’t let me win, please don’t let me win)
#1. What do ya mean Senator Byrd is my daddy?
#2. You want to put your what where?
#3. or this picture was taken when she was elected and this is her first reaction…so the caption would then be, “No Shizzit, I won!”
And now for my prize…I get a kiss from her…how about on my hairy white azz!
What? There’s a video??
Please, if there is a God above I will NOT win so I don’t have to kiss her.
Fo’ sizzle, puncht dat police…sho you mess witme, Biiaatch.
New Capitol Hill Horror Flick!!! Bride of Buckwheat. (the Devil made me type this)
“I had a dream…..just bees when I-zza awake I haz these bad bad nightmares.”
*DO_NOT_ADJUST_YOUR_MONITOR*
“ARE YOU THE KEYMASTER??”
(Only people over thirty who like movies are gonna get that one…)
I just hope the eyes are not photoshopped in any way, or Drudge will catch hell about it
“She’s got the devil in her heart
But her eyes they tantalize
She’s gonna tear your heart apart…”
(apologies to the Beatles)
Where’s the Kaboom???
There’s supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!
O-TAY!
(OOps, someone else hoarked the Buckwheat ref.)
“Don’t make me put mah hands on mah hips an’ give y’all My Sideways Headshake o’ Doom!”
Attempting to answer questions regarding misappropriation of congressional funds, McKinney spouted: “Isaac Hayes is my office supplier…no I meanz, Isaac was bringing supplies to my new Atlanta office….no I meanz, Isaac be my home depot.”
Ddddddooooessss aaannnnyyyoooooonnneeeeeee kkkknnnnooowwww hhhhoooowww ttttoooo ttttuuuurrrrnnn aaaa ssssttttuuuuuuccccckkkk vvvviiiibbbrrraaattttoooorrrr oooofffff????
OK, RANDOM YAK gets my vote!!!!!