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Hmmmm.
“Is that penis for Odin?”
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Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been umping in?
Ump Vaughn: California Penal…
Willie Mays Hayes: I can see that.
Ump Vaughn: Shut up and get in the box.
Brokeback baseball.
“Three strokes & you’re out!”
I’m telling you. That is definately above the knees. So it had to be a strike.
How’s it hangin’?
Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
If you quit pointing at me, I’ll quit pointing at you
“Your Calling This Game With The Wrong Head!!!”
Umpire: “That’s not my bat’n’balls buddy….those extend down to my shoe.”
TAVARES: you call that a willie?
UMPIRE: Shut up Willie! At least it can get a hit….
That’s what happens when you hit the juice…
Hey ump, you need to be down on your knees if you’re gonna keep blowin calls like that!!!
“Just a little closer and my man-crush fantasy will become a reality.“
or
“Hey, I ain’t the only one sportin’ some wood around here.”
You put your left foot in and then your right foot out, then turn your self around.
ESPN commentator:
well here we are at day 3 of the world finals of rock, paper, scissors and the “one finger” or “dynamite” controversy continues..
“You wouldn’t know a ball if you saw one!”
“You tell the Commissioner I use steroids, and I’ll tell the press you’re on Viagra!”
“Ball, two.”
“HEY MANAGER! YOU WERE WRONG! HE HAS ‘EM!”
“I see they finally dropped.”
Player to Umpire: “Look! You left your barn door open . . . and your barn is empty.”
Player: Dude, get outta my face, I’m hitting lefty!
Ump: I said ‘no’. Get your rear in the righty box and batter up.
Player: Man, I’m sorry about what I said about your momma after you called me out last time, let me go over to the lefty box!
Player: You did NOT make it disappear! I can see the card in your hand!
Ump: Bull. Look, you’re not getting your quarter back, that’s the best magic trick you’ll see on a baseball field now that Ozzie’s retired. Now shut up before I make that bat disappear.
“Look, right there. It’s proof you’ve been hangin’ out with Barry Bonds.”
“You call that a Louisville Slugger!?”
Hey Buddy. One step closer and I’ll touch you.
“I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you! La-la-la-la-la-la! I’m still not touching you!”
“Omigod, its a double header.”
“I’ve hit against the Big Unit. And that’s no Big Unit.”
“Let’s play two!…..On second thought…”
(With a nod to Mr. Dill for the inspiration.)
“Now I know what your wife meant.”
Player: “You French umpires are all alike, all strikes and no balls, and there [pointing] is the proof.”
Ump: “You agreed that evens would be a strike and odds it would be a ball. One plus one is two. Even. It’s a strike!”
Ump: Why am I paralyzed?
Astro: Ummmm, the ball is imbedded in your cup…you should feel it in three…two…one.
Look sport, if I wouldn’t pull your finger I’m sure as hell not pulling that!
I take it the infield fly rule is not in effect?
Ya know, it was a stain just like that on Lewinski’s dress that got a president impeached.
What’s with the little blue acorn? It’s not that cold…
Miss one more call like that and you’ll really know the meaning of suicide squeeze.
Dios mio! Es el tenedor del Diablo!
If I hit both those balls is it counted as a double?
You call that a bat?!?!
“I’m not comfortable discussing this in front of all these people Bob, but yeah, that, right there. She said the tattoo is ridiculous and that’s why she wants to leave you.”
Who are you calling field-negro?
“Your wife said your winkie is the size of your little finger.”
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Garcia makes a play at the plate, but the ump will have none of it.
“Your wife said your winkie is the size of your little finger.”
LOL
This was supposed to be.
“Your wife said your winkie is the size of your pinkie.”