It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday. Your votes will determine the coveted Reader’s Choice Award.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Democrats funded project for the new defensive approach to terrorism. “The Kevlar Bubble, don’t leave home without it”.
New from Blammo!
The Freedom Faraday Cage!
For when you absolutely, positively need to get there and not be attacked by EvilBushitler Regime mind-control rays.
(tinfoil hats not included)
DRUDGEBREAKING: The Kuchinator 2008 is guaranteed to reduce alien mind control beams while providing a carbon friendly means of transportation. Developing…
“I’ll definitely be ready for Pamplona next year,” thought Earl.
This is a demonstration of how the gerbil in Senator Reids’ mind works.
John Kerry demonstrates the magic bubble which he got from Spec Ops troops on his secret mission into Iran.
Patrick McGoohan in the final scene of the final episode of “The Prisoner”.
The 2008 model of the bubble for uninformed voters.
I’m so liberal my bubble is visible!
A piece of Al Gore’s “carbon footprint” escapes and swallows a man whole.
Frustrated with Detroit’s efforts, Al Gore began the viral marketing campaign announcing his plans to invent a climate change friendly SUV.
Live from the filming of the new Soundgarden music video.
The Prisoner v.2
This week Democrats unveiled their new concept in rapid redeployment vehicles for US forces in Iraq.
Talk about spinning a yarn…
The Flash always finds the perfect way to make Spiderman look like a jerk…
This is way cool. Now if I can just steer clear of gigantic cats, I’m home free.
All mandates aside, ethanol proved disasterous when used to fuel human powered vehicles.
Whatever you do, don’t fall down.
A lot of people watched American Gladiators, only a select few chose to live the lifestyle.
The hamster just looked so happy…
Surrounded by his bubble of reality, Keith Olberman heads out for a jog.
Bubble Boy goes to Washington and gets more done than anyone else in Congress.
“When I said I wanted a gyro, I was talking about the sandwich.”
Damn public art! Damn them all to hell!
Introducing the NEW liberal safety “cocoon”.
Enjoy the luxury of criticizing freedom without giving anyone credit for securing it.
Feel the overwhelming sense of security until the real progressives can negotiate peace in our time.
Disclaimer: Once peace is negotiated and you no longer need your cocoon, DO NOT go towards the bright light radiating from a major U.S. City. Zapping may occur.
Only to be used for a sense of well-being.
John Kerry’s current sphere of influence.
Global Bouncing!
In an effort to shake up the 2008 election, John Kerry demonstrates his Global Bouncing theory!
I told them, messing with hamster DNA was a bad idea.
This is the part of Sprockets where we get into spheres and run!
Truly a Pinball Wizard.
Darn! At this rate I’ll never get to the bookstore to pick up my copy of Harry Potter
and the Deathly Hallows!!
Ted
Two more hours and I’ll be at Shore Leave! Damn, the chicks are gonna dig this!!!
Due to the prison overpopulation…..
INTRODUCING THE LATSTS WACKY SUPER WACKO BUBBLEMAN
When Gerbils took over…
Run, Ron Paul, Run!!
Dennis Kucinich and the new “Vegan Mobile”
Dennis Kucinich demostrates the “Reality Isolator”, guaranteed to allow you to move thru your day safe from facts, logic and, of course, REALITY!
I predicted this when they came out with that *#%$! StairMaster, but did anyone listen? Nooooo.
Well, at least I’m almost to the huge water bottle they bolted to the Washington Monument.
KOS groupie forced to find alternative transportation after Jet Blue
Pulls their convention sponsorship.
I’d pay ten bucks to see two of these guys crash into each other. It’d be like a giant game of marbles
Yeah, this is way cooler than a Segway
Yet again, Wesley Crusher’s experiment endangers everyone.
Jeff Blogworthy – “John Kerry’s current sphere of influence.”
The Bill Clinton chastity sphere gets a test run before an Iowa stomp.
“Hil thinks she has me beat but this thing is very porous,” mused former President Clinton.
Though the first trials of his personal forcefield proved successful, Gary soon regretted that second glass of orange juice.
Oooops, my #44 comment duplicating Jeff Blogworthy’s caption cut off the part where I put in arrows pointing to it and said it get’s my vote (the caption, not Lurch). Don’t know why that part got nuked on submission (showed up in preview)
Absolute proof that life begins upon fertilization of the ovum.
Hillary unveils her plans to put Balls back into the Democratic Party
Artist on psychiatrist’s bench:
I feel like my work isn’t being appreciated.
Psychiatrist’s reply:
So what you’re saying is that you have a limited sphere of influence?