It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Last week’s winners and this week’s winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
AlQaedaMan was not invited, as his superpower, to make sheep anuses larger, was not deemed to be of the appropriate superhero caliber.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Alberto Gonzales has announced further house cleaning of the Justice Department.
YearlyKos ’07 kicks off with a group photo.
Oh crap, the democrats in congress are fantasizing again…
Edwards is furious that Kucinich gets to be Wonder Woman again.
InvisibleMan: “Dammit, can you retake the shot… I blinked.”
“Holy dorkwads, Batman!”
Why the Legion of Doom is still around.
Moments later, the entire group of super heroes was beaten senseless by three eight year-old boys.
Congressional Democrats finally unveil their bold plan for Iraq.
The democrat presidential candidates gather for photos prior to the start of their next debate, which will concentrate on their individual plans for national security.
The 72 virgins greeting them in paradise weren’t at all what the Islamist suicide martyrs expected…
This is the Congressional Dork Caucus.
Hey Flash, remember what we decided about crotch stuffing? Get with the program.
How do you say “nerd” in Klingon?
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi take a group photograph with the Democratic candidates for president.
Liberal comic book writers are at it again. First they killed off Captain America. Now they’re marrying off Flash with Green Lantern.
What’s next?
The Gay Avenger and his sidekick Bareback? Captain Jihadi? Dr. Abortion?
The aging Super Friends remind us once again that tights are for the young.
Democratic Presidential candidates pose after the YouTube Debate.
In a desperate attempt at the Avant Garde, Jean Paul Gaultier stuns the Haute Couture crowd with his new SuperHero line.
Al Qaeda 2.0!
Nancy Pelosi uses her golden whip to keep fellow dems in line.
So, what’s your power?
I’m the amazing Subpoena Boy. I invent imaginary crimes, then force people to testify so I can trip them up procedurally and put them in jail.
What about the supervillains blowing up those buildings and strapping bombs to children?
Supervillains? I don’t see any supervillains. What are you trying to do? Scare people?
Where’s Matter Eater Lad when you need him most?
Pandemonium ensued when the attendees realized that, unlike years past, the person dressed as Wonder Woman was, in fact, a real woman.
Green Lantern is a fire crotch
Typical Friday night for Jay Tea and his buds.
Some of the lesser known characters present included hoodie woman on the right, smoking pipe man in the back, and ghetto blaster on the left…
So why aren’t you guys out fighting crime?
We can’t.
Why not?
A lot of reasons. For instance, the ACLU says Superman’s x-ray vision is an invasion of privacy, while his superhuman strength and impregnable skin gives him an unfair advantage over the enemy. The Democrats say he can’t do any crime fighting unless he carries at least two pounds of kryptonite in his pocket to make it fair. They’re calling for us to close the Hall of Justice and they say that we treated Dr. Doom in a cruel and inhumane manner. In fact, they say that crime wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for us superheroes provoking ordinary citizens…
And now for the Illegal Aliens next border trick…
“You guessed it! We’re all here to see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!”
HAVING character is NOT the same as BEING a character, Ms Pelosi, and Mr Reed refuses to wear the Turd-Boy costume, even if it is a perfect fit.
“We’re almost ready for our group photo. How’s Jerry Seinfeld coming along with his bee costume?”
“Whaddya mean Jay Tea won’t wear the StrongBad costume?”
Oh man, I picked the wrong caption contest to quit huffing paint.
The Daily Kos Convention kicked off today . . .
OK, so it looks like we got Wonder Woman getting ready to garrotte the Flash with a jump rope while Superman sneaks a peek down her cleavage, some idiot who thinks he’s Carrot Top, and then there’s the guy in the back smoking a pipe who didn’t get the memo that this was a costume party, not to mention the gal down on the right who made herself a KKK costume only it’s the wrong color, and next to her is someone of indeterminate gender who is wearing the absolutely lamest Robin costume that’s ever been made; I ask you, can the Congressional Progressive Caucus get any sillier?
Pictured here is John McCain’s newly appointed campaign staff.
Well, this does say “loser” much more effectively than tattooing an “L” on our foreheads.
“A gallery of the regular people whose questions fearful Republicans would dodge in YouTube debate”
NASA faces an unexpected setback to the program when returning astronauts demand directions to
the Kos Convention.
Breaking News: Wonder Woman does not wear falsies but Batman has a sock in his jock!
The YouTube debates have led to a more representative field emerging amongst the (D)emocrat nominees.
At the latest Democrat presidential debate, each candidate tried to demonstrate their one unique “power” that qualifies them to be president since not a single one of them had another trait to recommend them for the job.
“Yeah, , you’re right, we ARE losers. But at least we aren’t the Daily Kos. Those guys…”
The picture just isn’t complete without Jay Tea with his Troll Hammer and Paul with his Moron Detector.
Hillary refused to show after Edwards won the run-off to be Wonder Woman…
LOLDorks. I can has clue?
They seem to have lost some muscle mass since the cartoon channel implemented random drug testing.
Nelson Mandela (far left) celebrated his 89th birthday Wednesday by joining with other Nobel peace laureates including Jimmy Carter(center – holding lasso), politicians and development experts to form a “Council of Elders” dedicated to fostering peace and resolving global crises.