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Where’s Elmo?
A senate staffer for Leahy is preparing witnesses for a hearing on chinese toys. ww
President Obama’s hand picked Invasion Czar addresses her troops before they unleash heck on Pakistan.
Mr. Ducky’s 2007 family reunion.
“No Elmo, but we do have Ermo.”
“Everything, best quality.”
“Wanna buy a watch?”
“You have pet? I also sell dog food at discount.”
“Lead here! Get your lead here!”
YearlyKos 2007
ACORN was busily registering voters in time for the 2008 elections.
“Pssst, have farm raised shrimp and eel in back room, you want? It Cipro free; some Malachite Green for flavor; good for pleasing women, you like?”
The Chinese: willing to kill the Americans, al Qaeda won’t.
“I dont want to grew up, I’m a DailyKos kid….”
News Flash:
Chinese Minister of Toys and Games, Mi Kno Fun, has just been executed for subverting the welfare of the People’s entertainment.
Of course we have an Ewok…it’s down here somewhere…why don’t you get your dog a bite at the next booth or maybe freshen up with some yummy toothpaste?
MTV cribs here on a tour of John Edwards closet. This is a man, so secure in his masculinity, that he can have a whole closet full of dolls. Edwards doesn’t have to fly fighter jets or start wars in Iraq to prove to anyone that he’s a man’s man.
“Do you have a copy of Chinese Overpopulation by Wi Foo Kim-yung?”
The Pentagon war room under Dennis Kucinich.
You know it’s not Hillary’s bedroom. Hers is covered with the shrunken heads of defeated enemies.
Got lead?
The DNC responds to the age old question “what’s the color of the sky in their world”
You can tell which ones are for export to America’s children. They’re the ones stuffed with razor blades and broken glass.
Congressional Group Photo Shoot
They got so much mercury in these things that they grow half an inch on a hot day…
The real China Syndrome
Mommy, why do my dolls all glow in the dark?
China’s new plan to sequester nuclear waste in the West.
In other news… adult industry ravaged by Chinese sex toy recall.
It’s the Tofu Patch Kids!
Hey Joe. Where you going? Me poison you long time. Do your dog too.
Registering Detroit voters for the ’08 elections.
Those aren’t Beanie Babies…they’re Rice-ie Babies!
Minnesota’s Bridge Inspection Team.
Unfortunately.
We now have 2 for 1 special on Toxic Avenger.
I see that CBS has let Katie Couric redesign the Evening News set.
Charles Lee Ray finds a new home.
“We also have the Enumclaw best seller — Bugger me Elmo“
President Bush said today that we will work hard with the Chinese to resolve this issue; announces Chinese Toy Amnesty Bill.
We who are about to die, salute you.
Ever since I started working here I’ve had headaches, memory problems, reduced coordination, learning disabilities, irritability, hyperactivity, increased sleeping, decreased activity and fatigue, hearing loss, vomiting, slow reflexes,
muscle weakness, seizures, hypertension,
constipation, diarrhea, abdominal pain, vomiting, poor appetite, weight loss, anemia, and kidney problems, but it is a union job so I don’t have do anything but show up everyday and I can’t get fired…
I sense no danger here.
I heard China had a leading economy… now I believe it.
Once we figure out how to poison video games the kid market is ours.
More lead than an NRA convention.
Chinese Vendor: “What you mean you want to pay only 10 dollar for doll? It cost 12 dollar!”
American Customer: “Currency fluctuations.”
Chinese Vendor: “Fluck you Americans too!”
And you were wondering where Wizbang got its trolls from.
All your Lead are belong to us
9/11 Truthers gather experts for congressional testimony.
“How you like new Plumbum Ponies?”
“And today on Sesame Street we feature the letter “T”. “T” is for toys. Toxins. Trade. ‘Tough titty’ said the Tomcat.'”