It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday.
That gotta hemi?
“If ya don’t like my driving…. stay off the sidewalk.”
Son, I told you stock cars are not street legal!
Young DeLaRosa, even with his new found sense of legitimacy after obtaining a driver license with a fake SSN# maybe out of the shadows, but yet always looking over his shoulder. Hillary says, “at least these four year old drivers can be tracked because we can’t do anything about these children entering our roadways illegally anyway”.
Hillary’s campaign manager finds evidence of a young Barack Obama driving under the influence of too many Fizzies.
Perhaps DEI dug a wee bit too deep into their developmental driver pool for Junior’s replacement.
Little Barack’s parents, unaware of his drug dealing, thought he got his money selling “Grit”.
Mama, como se dice “roadkill” in Espanol?
Nancy Pelosi smiled; thanks to the Democrat’s new energy bill, it wouldn’t be long before everyone in the US was driving one.
Traffic Statute of Liberty
“Give me new tires, detailed doors,
Your premium gasses, engine revving to race free,
The wrenched workings of your fuel injector.
Pass these, the hapless, drafted and bumped by me,
I signal to pass, my foot to the floor!”
“Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Kiddo, I served with Dale Earnhardt Jr.. I knew Dale Earnhardt Jr.. Dale Earnhardt Jr. was a friend of mine. Kiddo, you’re no Dale Earnhardt Jr..
Dennis Kucinich arrives in Iowa this week in his new hybrid.
Without immigration amnesty, thanks to the spineless democrats, Jose is forced to flee from one housing project to another.
SMART Car? I don’t need no stinkin’ SMART car!
The passed, and the spurious.
Daddy, if #8 takes HGH, will it become an SUV?
Crazy Asian drivers and their little cars, they never look where they are going.
“This line of cars meeting the new Federally mandated mileage standards even comes in a ‘sport’ model.”
Magnum Pee Wee
Gummy Bears, Twizzlers, Popsicles – nobody rides for free.
Pull my finger.
Darn I left my green card at home.
Powered by Kangaroo flatulence.
Hokay, the Motor Voter Law says you now HAVE to let me vote!
?Badges? I don’t gotta to show you no stinkin’ badges!
Dems Pass Major Immigration-Global Warming Initiative – All Undocumented Citizens Receive Hybrid Mini-car from Oprah Winfrey
From his Chevy Suburban, in the background at the next intersection, Al Gore is pleased to see yet another driver heeding his heroic call to save the planet.
Liza Minnelli’s new boyfriend, Ernesto Earnhardt was photographed as he left Ms. Minnelli’s nursing home.
In another Hollywood reinterpretation of a cartoon character into a live action movie, little person actor Gerson Virgen López will play the role of Speedy Gonzalez in, “Speedy’s Aztlan Adventures!”
“Take a little trip, Take a little trip, Take a little trip and see”
When he wasn’t busy with essays about wanting to be President, kindergartner Obama was busy driving around town stoned out of his gourd.
Aye curumba! Heelary Cleenton ees still following me. I am not sure eef she wants to take my license away or geeve me another one.
In order to beat the new CAFE requirements, GM opens a new marketing effort for the Corvette nameplate.
“Youth Vehices” are the new CAFE beaters.
This is what Jose Canseco looked like before steroids.
“Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.”
This kid drives just like democrats govern. Stuck in the past, with no one looking to the future.
Something looks doctored about that photo.
Look i got the perfect car for AL GORE if only he could fit into it
“I lost my boat.” ww
Obama lost his following once it was realized he was all flash but no substance.
And Vice President Obama has been given significant responsibilities by new President Hillary Clinton.
In Pelosi-land, the big cars in the background are reserved for democrats and Hollywood stars.
Sometimes, when Mary Kay nags, Vili Fualaau just has to get out of the house.
“What’s that? No, you can’t borrow my ride, Mr. Kennedy. I don’t care how important a vote you need to get to.”
Things got a little excessive when Al Gore forced environmetally friendly race cars for kids.
Slow and Dubious crosses finshing line before Fast and Furious (SUV in background).
Pre-legal alien hit and run.
What do you mean the red-light camera caught me running the red light? I’m three years-old, you retard! What kind of government would give a traffic ticket to a three year-old? Only an incompentent, lazy, shift-less, no good …. Aw crap!
Baby, you can drive my car!