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Prophet and Loss.
Obama:”If elected, I promise to protect America from all that is evil…for example, Hillary Clinton!”
Instead of the three states of matter here are the three states of the modern left – Gas, Ice, and Fire.
“And as I was speaking, I was bathed in light and could feel an aura glowing around me.” Obama said his buddy Ahmadinejad let him use that line
Meanwhile, Hillary pays tribute to the leader of the modern Democratic party
Pull My finger You cackler!
Hillary is thinking:
“That light behind Obama is the headlight of the Straight Talk Express about to run him over”.
I don’t know whether to faint or cry.
Which ‘perfumed pig’ is going in for the slaughter?
Hillary explained that there was a vast light-ing conspiracy working against her.
“Thou shall not livest on bread alone… but on every word which proceedeth out of My mouth“
Forget our middle names and look rather at our achievments.. ha ha ha
This is what You get when You “Cast Your pearls before the swine“
“Gebt mir funf jahre und ihr werdet deutshland nicht weider erkennen”
Give us five years & You will not recognize America again.
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
“Sympathy For The Devil”
“Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game…”
by The Rolling Stones
Obama: “Pay no attention to The Man behind the curtain!”
Clinton: “Pay no attention to The Man behind the curtain”
Satan and the Anti-Christ, one and the same!
Next we have Screwyou versus Screwtape.
Ebony and Ivory…
I don’t like you
But I guess I love you
You’ve got me in between
The Devil and The Hope And Change
This image brought to you by the mainstream media: would we lie to you?
The SEC contacted the campaigns of both Democratic contenders today, expressing concern over anonymous allegations of false prophets.
Compared to Hillary, Obama is a saint.
Compared to Obama, Hillary is a devil.
Good vs. Evil, Liberal Version
Now we know why Obama preaches while Hillary cackles.
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
Obama and Clinton showcase their new endorsements…
“The Devil Went Down to Georgia…and Lost!”
“little ditty about Hussein and Diiiiiane…”
In response to the images, the Clinton campaign released the following statement: “He will give His angels charge concerning You to guard You, and, on their hands they will bear You up, lest You strike Your foot against a stone.”
During a campaign stop last night in San Marcos, TX, a spokeswoman for Obama released the following response: “Even the Devil knows Scripture. It is said, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.'”
Then Obama walked on water, cured a blind man and immaculately inseminated every man, woman and child at his rally.
Eventually Hillary was forced to use Simon Cowell’s one-hand Moose antler ploy to obscure the devil.
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It it hadn’t been for silver tongued Ob’
I’d been nominated a long time ago.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, silver tongued Ob’
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Oh, I’m not gonna even bother; fustian and rodney dill win every week, anyway.
On the left, we have the Angel of Light
On the right, we have the Devil Incarnate
Daniel Webster and the Devil
Put Bill in the picture and you would have the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Barrack – “And under my plan you could all have teeth like this”
Hillary – “This is another example of pro Obama bias. The press always takes a picture of my bad side.”
Divine – Comedy
And over here, we have the horns of the nastiest dilemma Lucifer has yet managed.
This concludes our tour of the Ninth Circle. Unfurtunately for you, there doesn’t seem to be an exit.
Oh, I’m not gonna even bother; fustian and rodney dill win every week, anyway.
83. Posted by Peter F.
That’s because we’re sock puppets for Jay Tea and Kevin!
Duh…
Deathmatch 2008: “The Halo” and “The Hell-Hole”
LOL!
Runnin with the Devil
Wheres His white horse?
Its all for You Damien
In the name of bull
One Man in the name of bull
In the name of bull
One Man in the name of bull
Obama reveals a presentation of Hillary’s planned inaugural headdress as a rebuttal to the Clinton campaign’s exploitation of his Somali attire while visiting Kenya.
That’s because we’re sock puppets for Jay Tea and Kevin!
Duh…
LOL
Nice!
I thought I might win this week’s “Embittered, Insanely Jealous Captioner Award”.
From the coming hit musical “Barak Obama, Superstar”
THE OBAMA-ITES (chorus):
HoBama Hey Bama Bama Bama HoBama
Hey Bama HoBama
Don’t you see HC, He’s a deity?
Bama HoBama Hey Superstar
THE HIDEBEAST:
Tell the rabble to be quiet,
There’s no reason for this riot.
It’s such a hoot, you’re an empty suit.
Tell the mob who sing your song
that they are fools and they are wrong.
Their adoration grows, just ’cause you blow your nose?
(chorus)
OBAMA, SUPERSTAR:
Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
Nothing can be done to stop OBAMAmania.
Chanting “Yes We Can” to the theme of “Bob The Builder”
Is all the “Change” most liberals can comprehend.
HoBama Hey Bama Bama Bama HoBama
Hey Bama HoBama
Don’t you see HC, He’s NOT Hillary?
Bama HoBama Hey Superstar