It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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“Sit down and shut up whitey.” ww
“Rev. Wright said ‘GOD’s a FAN or American’, he would never day God Damn America.” ww
Thought bubble….”.I hate it when Michelle jumps up and down with her arms waving and screaming God damn American when I have this sign up.”
During the “Judgment to Lead” tour, Obama shows off his diplomatic game face that he calls the “look that would make his own grandmother cross the street if she saw me coming her way”.
Obama looks disconcerted after an honest member of the media asks him where the top part of the blue placard is. WHen asked what top part the reporter responded the one that says “I don’t have the “
You typical white people should understand why I sat there during Rev. Wright’s sermons and never noticed what he said, after all you are sitting here now and have no idea what I’m talking about but you like the delivery. Can I get a “Amen”.
Pull my finger.
“Damn, is that O’Reilly again?”
Lolcat caption: Fail
“Blue Steel” or “Magnum”? Which one should I use today?
“Wha’choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
“Hmmmm, I think I’ll let my suit answer that one.”
Obama explains that he clearly has the judgement to lead America to marxist socialism while simultaneously having the judgement to lead Al Qaeda to victory in Iraq.
Too bad Ossie Davis already took the “Black JFK” mantle.
/obscure?
Grandma?
Awwww, I really didn’t want the job anyway.
Anyone else notice that his ears grow when he tells a fib?
And I had a typical black father…absent.
The first thing I will do as President is end the US Governments “Infect the African American Community with AIDS” program so that my wife can feel proud to be an AmeriKKKan.
OBEY
Is it because I’m black?
Staffers have decided to shorten his campaign theme to just “The Audacity”.
“…And Pretty Fly For A White Guy!”
Did someone just stick a fork in me?
I swear, if one more of you crackers asks about my crazy Uncle Jeremiah I will not hesitate to throw all my racist white relatives under a bus.
I have the Dael ot Tnemgduj Oops I’m meant I have the Judgment to lead. The teleprompter got it wrong.
Let’s get serious – only in this county could a white woman challenge me and get away with it.
I don’t care what Michelle says, I’m still not proud of any of these dweebs.
No Grandma. You can’t come to church with us this weekend either. It’s, ahhhh, full. Yeah, that’s it, it’s full.
So is it safe to assume that Michelle is no longer proud to be an American?
Obama looks stymied by the very first debate question: Why should white people feel welcome in your administration when they wouldn’t be welcome in your church?
Why? Because it sounds better than “Jug ears to lead.”
That’s a pretty scary looking audience since all the white people left.
Maybe Granny was right…
Looks like I picked a bad time to quit smoking…
The part of the podium cropped in this photo features the words: “Lack of “
Surrender to my judgment and I will lead you to surrender.
And Michelle and I have decided to invite Don Imus to join us for Easter service.
Obama’s faith in his campaign alchemists faltered when the process for turning lead nto gold went horribly wrong.
Michelle and I did look into the Nation of Islam, but it just wasn’t “truther” enough for us…
Judgment? To Lead???
“After I Left Kansas I Followed The Yellow Brick Road.”
What’s this Sword of Damocles?
Don’t think of my church as anti-American. It’s more pro-Marxist.
Remember, it’s about change.
Audacity of Mope.
“Canada doesn’t have a President?”
Phew, I was so worried Barak wasn’t a true patriot, just because he’d fold his hands during the Pledge of Allegiance, wouldn’t wear an American flag on his lapel, and had a Che Guevera flag at one his volunteer offices in Texas. Hmmm, I wonder why the change of heart to where he SUDDENLY SURROUNDS HIMSELF in American flags?
Still, I’ll bet the sound of ‘God Bless America’ is like acid in his ears.
Blank Panther
“The Teflon Suit…Your Going To Like How You Look.”
“How dare you question my integrity, judgment and patriotism? Can’t you see I’m Black….? Besides, I have 8 flags behind me….”
“Judgment to Lead” – yeah, I think I put on my first resume, to cover up some of that gaping blank space on the paper.