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The highlight of Obama’s new energy policy.
Big oil companies, The Saudis, speculators on Wall Street, opportunist gas station owners — not knowing who is really to blame for high gas prices, crazed motorists are lashing out at their cars.
The stress release program for the press substitutes a life-size replica of George Bush.
Parishioners from the Church of Gaia destroy a internal combustion powered car that was parked too close to their church.
Automotive mechanics, as done by Congress.
In defense, the dying car spit carbon dioxide at them, but it was no use.
Car swarm training
That’s one less blogger that’ll make fun of Obama’s Presidential seal.
Under an Obama administration, can we take all cars off the road that make less than 50 miles per gallon? Yes, we can!
A Texas rancher meets his new neighbors after President Obama opened the borders.
A gang of roaming progressives become infuriated when they find a ‘Constitution’ model pickup and discover it is made of high strength steel instead of silly putty.
Phil sat quietly in stunned silence. 1 keg, a double-dog dare, and a bad decision to let his friends play “Pit Crew” with his wife’s new car was going to be hard to explain when she got home.
This copies a successful street program in Paris devised by Muslim “youths”.
Palestinian auto manufacturers hammer out another wining new car design for 2009.
Obama supporters welcome Clinton delegates to the Democratic Convention.
Billy Joel’s Revenge
Inside the Recreate ’68 training camp
The automotive union changes it’s strategy for competing with imports.
Obviously unable to tell the difference, Justices
Stephens, Souter, Breyer and Ginzberg mistake a Honda for the Second Amendment.
McCain quickly apologized for the effective campaign ad symbolizing how governments “fix” the economy.
Valet parking — Detroit Style
“No, compact car was not a directive.”
The poster child for vehicular hate crime.
Blue Man Group goes industrial.
Obama or die, indeed.
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(credit — Firesign Theater)
Whatever they’re doing, we can be pretty sure they’re liberals…
Bill: “…or just maybe you could’ve removed the Hillary Clinton 2008 bumper sticker from your car Hill…”
This time Nader’s serious.
It was the last time anyone ever saw an “I Support the Troops” bumper sticker in Berkeley…
Wow, Carrot Top can’t go anywhere without being mobbed.
An “auto”-de-fe by the Church of Gaia.
Suddenly, the car’s radio eerily started blaring the ’50s Smiley Lewis song, I Hear You Knockin’.
iCar service repair at it’s finest!
Road rage: ur doin it rong
When all you’ve got is a hammer, every problem looks like your ex-wife’s car.
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Thank you for that blast from the past, rodney. I’ll bet you also know why the porridge bird lays its egg in the air.
Rodney King arrives at eco-friendly car rally.
Wreckless and drunk drivers don’t kill people. It’s the cars. Get the cars.
What?! No flux capacitor?!
Confused Al Gore fans believe that if they install a few compact fluorescents, they should literally start taking cars off the road.
Samir, Michael, and Peter beat the crap out of the car because it displayed the error message “GM Load Fuel”.
“We warned ya’ll not to park that gay-ass Prius within smashin’ distance of our drag strip, didn’t we?”
The Palestinians readying a car for the AP photographer. ww
Al Gore and friends enjoy destroying those evil carbon-emission machines before retiring to his home to relax in the 60-degree air conditioning.
AP: Palestinians inspect another ambulance destroyed by unprovoked Israeli attacks.
The days before the Youths in France discovered fire.
In the new Hollywood movie “28 Days After Tomorrow” the entire U.S. population turns into car-bashing global warming zealots overnight.
The Gorebal warming police are out in full force this morning.
The Climate Change State Police says, “Drive a Prius or else, comrades.”