It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Just touching the garment healed me….You just need to believe.
Oh Blazing Saddles, where are you Mel Brooks:
“I thought you were hung.” “I am.” “ACK, you really are!”
“I am not a racist! Of course, everyone has their place like, Barrys’ is in the WH; your average east Indians’ is in the Winchells..”
“LOOK! An ABC reporter with a camera! Let’s cuff him!”
Obama: There’s McCain, sic ’em boy, sic ’em. Good dog!
Palin, I’m coming for you!
When the democrats went deep into their bench to find a seasoned veteran, an expert on foreign policy, and adult supervision for the neophyte Obama, all they could come up with was BIDEN.
The mind reels.
Ladies and Gents, The Heartbeats!
(one’s a heartbeat from the presidency, the other’s an HB from a cogent thought)
Well,not really.
“I’m VP for the Chosen One…and YOU’RE NOT!”
“Exc…excu…EXCUSE ME Joe, I’ve yet to finish my waffle! Do you mind?!”
“I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.”
In the blue blazer… yes you. You’re next on the handroll express.
5) “While I am in the world, I am the Light of the world.”
6) Having said this, He spit on the ground, made some mud with the saliva, and put it on the man’s eyes.
Then the man’s eyes were opened, and the man said, “Holy crap, you people are nothing but a bunch of pathetic losers. What in the world am I doing here?”
Pinko and the Brain, Pinko and the Brain…one is a genius and the other’s insane.
Why is Obama trying to get Joe to put his hand on his crotch? Doesn’t look like Joe is enjoying this side of Barack!
This is the man who’ll be President if Obama dies in office? Good thing Obama will rise again in three days
Biden: Let me at ’em! I’ll get you, you Rebublican son-of-a-bitch! Yeah you!
Obama: Whoa! Hold on now, Joe. We don’t want to give anyone else rabies, OK.
“Palin? Did you say PALIN????“
“Look, Kemosabe! Indian tracks lead from Casino straight to Dunkin’ Donuts! Put on black mask & we whuppem!”
Duck and Cover
Did you pick your toes in Poughkeepsie?!
See?! I told you old, white, male Washington insiders were going to have their day, and I WAS RIGHT!
Don’t give me that! My hand is down there for a very good reason! I have a wide stance, that’s all…
I’ll get you, my pretty! … OH, I’m melting! MELTING!!!
Never mind “the plane,” Tatoo. Just explain why you let me fall asleep in the tanning salon.
Third Base!
“Joe, maybe you misunderstood me. A reach around means that you are behind me and..”
You’re not going under the bus, Joe!
I won’t let go!
I won’t let the nutroots get you!
FAKE!
Now I’m gonna show you just WHY “you’ll never go back!”
It’s a BIRD! It’s a PLANE!! It’s the Obamamessiah. “Yes, it’s the Obamamessiah, strange visitor from another country who came to America with powers and abilities far beyond those of the Clintons. Obamamessiah, who can change the course of the mighty dollar, bend liberals in his bare hands; and who, disguised as Barrack Obama, mild-mannered father of two for a great African American family, fights a never ending battle for socailism, wealth transfer, and the Socialist way.
Biden: Okay, which one of you hating racists said he’s not clean and articulate?
“Relax Joe, they said it’s Palin not it’s the police”
“Always are there two”
But which is the master and which the apprentice?
The arrogant leading the arrogant
“Hey look! It’s RULA LENSKA!”
(my apologies to Tolkien)
Three Rings for the Greenpeacers under the sky,
Seven for the race baiters in their halls of hate,
Nine for the Abortion kings doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Chicago where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Biden demonstrates his expert knowledge of where all the emergency exits are in the auditorium.
“But I can claim a Bill Clinton, and say I never inhaled!”
“For the people all said sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the boat!”
Come see “The Amazing Barry” and his trained honky, “Jo-Jo Bites”!
“..And then I slew the ‘Abominable Clarence’, thusly, earning a spot on the ticket. Albeit, 17 years later.”
“SECURITY! The black guy took my watch! What? You’re who?”
“Look everyone! It’s Carl Cameron, let’s eat his brains!!!”
Hey isn’t that the Philapina firecracker, Michelle Malkin? I thought we dispatched your
keister kisser, Alex Jones to take care of that little problem?
Again my apologies to Tolkien
Wormtongue meets the Dark Lord
Munchkin speaking to the strawman
“Follow the yellow brick road”
Oh SNAP B.O.! Even Palin has more experience than you!
Biden tries the “Sarah Connor” line on Sarah Palin
Senator Biden shows off Senator Obama’s strong pimp hand and points to the Hildebeast it had most recently struck down.
“Hey, Barack, you look like a Sammy Davis fan. Let me plagiarize one of his greatest moves for you”.