It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hey honey. I always liked you people. Why don’t we get together for a drink when this is all over? You can buy from your book proceeds.
Jerry Jones welcomes Shannon Sharpe to the Dallas Cowboys front office….and accepts his urge to dress in drag.
I have a message from Barry. He wants you to include more unicorns and rainbows in your book.
I think we got her…..
“I know Gwen, I adore him too.”
“Don’t worry Gwen, I’ll be right there next to him,through every meeting, every day, holding his hand and helping him through it.”
Sorry, Joe, but the “age of Biden” just didn’t test well. People thought we were making fun of your hair line.
Senator Biden: “Hey, I’ve got a great idea for a book about me! You could title it Gaffe-O-Matic My Ass: The Wit and Wisdom of Joe “Six-Pack” Biden.”
I’m gonna pee!
Now remember, Gwen, if I win this debate you will have a spot in Obama’s cabinet.
Thanks for the GFE, here’s a little something for you…
“Ok Joe remember, when I ask you to find your ass, use both hands…. and your ass…”
Ifill: “Tell Barry I have family coming into town in February and will need the Lincoln Bedroom for about a week or two…and he better have the flat-screen TV in there.”
Spencer stole my line (I voted for you anyway)
“And I’ll see you at the book signing, Joe!”
“Do you really think this jacket brings out my eye color?”
“Nice to see you again, Fannie-uh-Gwen!”
“Mine is the smile of confidence! Can you feel it, Joe?”
“Look,Mr. Wanna-Be VP, you’d better wax that hick chick quick, otherwise you’ll never see your hairpiece again, capiche?”
“Pardon me, ma’am, have you seen my rug?”
“No, senator, I won’t be autographing copies of my book until after the debate.”
Thanks for the softballs, Gwennie! And a real big thanks for letting me go on up against that hick!
Keep It Fair! Keep It Fair!
Joe: Gwen, any chance you could write a book about me?
Gwen: Maybe, Joe. But, Rezko, Ayers, Flager and Wright are all in line before you.
I’ll be rootin for ya Joe
The Democrats’ tribute to the old East German judges (or China judges now) at the Olympics.
Senator, may I say to you that you are one of 50 senators who I consider to be white, counterfeit and ignorant.
“I was worried that you’d botox me into a corner.”
“Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala”
Cans I has teh e-z wons?
Ifill: I’ll see your hair-plugs and raise you a weave
Biden:
It’s the underlying passion simmering just below the surface in this handshake that moves me. Their eyes practically shout it.
J: “Seeing you in that DNC blue coat makes me want to drill here, drill now.”
G: “I would have my way with you like a Republican roughnecker on the continental shelf. I would wear you out like a hypochondriac wears out universal healthcare.”
Seriously, why couldn’t WUSTL have played “Hungry Eyes” at the end of the evening.
Biden: “The check is in the mail.”
Who won?
Pull my finger…and did you see what hit me?
Here’s $20 that says Palin loses.
Joe: What do you mean, I can’t have have my radio relay from Obama’s speechwriter?
Gwen: They found out about my book Joe. I can’t be that blatant. Don’t worry – the fix is in!
Hi, Gwen. You know, Afro-Americans are the second fastest growing minority in Delaware. You cannot order at a McDonalds, or Burger King, unless you can talk “Hood”.
Senator Biden, would you please tell Barak that “I have a dream”?
I can see your paps, Gwen.
I’ve got a great idea, Gwen. You can call your book “The Audacity of Hope”.
You’re right, Gwen. I do look like “all the other guys on dollar bills”!
“Hey, Gwen. Is it true that Barry’s been referring to me as his “sub-prime crisis”?
“I’ve had a great relationship with your people. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is negroes moving from the ghettos of Scranton and Philadelphia. You cannot go into an A&P or a Winn-Dixie without seeing fine folks as yourself represented on a box of Aunt Jemima pancake mix. I’m not joking,” Biden said.
Phenomenal job, Gwen! Just phenomenal! I’d be shocked if the television ratings for this debate don’t exceed the television ratings for the Lincoln-Douglas debate.
“So, whaddya think Gwen? Did I convince you to vote for us?”
“Pssst…hey…is one of my hair plugs coming out?”
“Did I Ever Show Ya Where That Horse Bit Me?”
“2 Amey’s Monday Night, Pizzas On Me!”