It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
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Obama tries to find his ass, with both hands… and his ass.
“I can’t see William Ayers from here.”
After teeing off, Mr. Obama looked for his drive down the middle, when he had actually hooked it left out of bounds.
Reporting for doodie.
“Jees, I hope I can find some change.”
(looking at a charging McCain-Palin duo on horseback)
“Who are those guys?”
(an homage to Paul Newman)
Obama doesn’t wear a flag pin, or put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem, but he does a fine Marxist salute.
“The Red States are coming! The Red States are coming”!
Okay, okay, okay…I gotta practice the commander-in-chief salute thingy…ahem…Hey guys, you know I thought about joining the army too…Awshit, wrong hand…As you were…Dammit, stupid salute.
I can see the future my children. I can see the unending torment of those who refuse to believe in Me, your new Lord and Messiah, Barack Obama. The clingy backwaters who refuse to acknowledge the Prince of Hopechange will forever burn in the depths of hell.
“Your right Billy Ayers, a bomb blast is really bright.” ww
Where’s the teleprompter?
Australian for palling with terrorists: “‘Ayers, Mate.”
Hey, you were right! You CAN see Sarah Palin’s house from here!
I thought I told You to dim the sun today. Sheesh. Do I have to do everything myself?
Obama starts to sing the new National Anthem after he is elected.
O Say can you see
The messiah, that is me…
Hillary “Barrack is that a salute or are you just glad to see me”
“I can see us kicking Hezbollah out of Lebanon from here Joe”
“I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
“No. Back up some more Ayers. You’re still too close.”
“If you squint your eyes like this, it actually looks like I’ve done something.”
That’s a lot of water to walk on. But I can do it.”
I refuse to ask for directions, the White House has to be close.
How far to the finish line? That’s racist!
“Yup, I can see the other side of the aisle.”
Sir, you’re supposed to salute with your right hand.
“Shut up. I stopped saluting with my right hand after 9/11 because it became a “substitute for real patriotism.”
If you look out there you just see the last bit of privately held capital disappearing over the horizon.
I could have swore I threw those idiots under the bus but here they come.
“I’ll have to hurry to catch up to my followers.”
I can see The Promised Land!
Can you hold the cue cards up higher, I can’t see them.
“The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”
-Ronald Reagan
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
(-despairdotcom)
That’s a lot of buses!
“Psssst! Obama! Yes, you’re a leftist, but your supposed to salute the flag with your RIGHT hand!”
“Stop saying ‘deer in the headlights’!
This is my ‘vision for America’ pose!”
“Higher taxes, fealty to the EU, accusations of racism whenever I’m criticized.”
I liked Carnac the Magnificent a lot better when Carson played him.
“Have the oceans started to recede yet….?”
“Holy crap! It’s Bill and Bernadette, and they’ve got a frigging bomb…!”
“Oh, I think I see and endorsement from Minister Farakan coming, greeeeeeeeeeat……….”
I see dead people. Voting. For me. In record numbers. The ACORN doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Damn. Palin’s right..you can see Russia from here.
Why is McCain getting all the crowds? What happened to crowds for ME?
I can see the Socialist States of America from my house.
Obama: “I have vision, the rest of the world wears bifocals.”
The Smirkdance Kid (OS): “You just keep thinking, ‘Bama, that’s what you’re good at.”
♬
“Obumble-way Obumble-way Obumble-way Obumble-way”
“Promises mumbled, my facts I jumble
Your votes I’ll seek tonight
teleprompter bungled, o’er words I stumble
lie and cheat as I like”
“Weeeeeeeee”
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“Hey, what do you know — I am to the left of Karl Marx and Bertolt Brecht!”
“Dang. Even on a clear day, you can’t see the edges of my self-regard.”
“My chance of election … why is it receeding?”
“I know McCain’s right behind me, but look up ahead and you’ll see the MSM setting up another trap to spring on him.”