It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed. A new edition will debut Friday morning.
Are you sure wearing this will get me the Jewish vote?
Proof that registrations submitted by ACORN are valid!!!
“I will not stoop to negative campaigning, I’ll show John who is the Big-ear man.”
The Ear Apparent to the Liberal Dream.
Oh, come on Senator. Say “Cheese”.
Repubs Of Unusual Size? I don’t beleef dey exist.
Verrrrrrrrry Funny. Don’t make me open a can of “Spreadin’ it arounn” on yo ass…..
“Reminds me of my nose candy days, one night
I could swear the room was full of dancing brooms….”
I say every Democrat voter should get one vote per ear.
“I look different than those presidents on those dollar bills….Level with me, do you think it is the hat?”
“Thank-you Senator McCain, for sending this wonderful gift. And no, I don’t think I’ll be putting it on just for fun.”
“If the hat doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”
Can’t seem to remember…
Mickey’s already registered to vote (lost track of how many times), but is Minnie registered, too? Mustn’t miss her vote(s)…
Someone said The Big Rat was a Republican! Black Republican? yeah. right.
Who would have guessed that Mickey would endorse Obama?
Emperor Obama recently received his hat that will perfectly match his new clothes.
Very funny! Do you guys know who you’re f**king with?
Announcer: Senator Obama, you’ve just won the presidency. What are you going to do next?
Bambi: I’m going to DISNEYLAND
I just wanted to come down to thank all the small donors to my campaign from this address in Lake Buena Vista, Fl. There’s Cindy Rella, Mr. & Mrs. Michael Mouse, Goofy and Pluto Disney, Snow White, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, Doc, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, Mr. & Mrs. Donald Duck, Huey, Louie, and Dewey Duck, Scrooge McDuck….
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Disney announced the re-release of its animated movie classic — Obambi
Yeah, I went to DisneyWorld, and I visited all 9 or 10 of Snow whites dwarves.
Micky Mouse economies for Mickey Mouse minds.
At Obama’s concession speech Senator Obama thanks John McCain for the nice gift he received from him.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice or the Apprentice Sorcerer?
“Hey this hat is empty! Then again, so’s my suit.”
“Well, you got the ears right! But, It should read “President Obama”.”
That’s a really inaccurate replica. Obama’s ears are way bigger.
“My platform”
Awww…shucks…All I got from disney are these mickey ears. What I want is more of their hard earn cash…after all they make more than $250,000 a year.
Obama: “What? I don’t get the joke.”
Aide: “The ears, sir.”
Obama: “I still don’t see it. Why is this funny?”
In hard time such as this I rely on my mouselim faith.
“My economic plan in a nutshell.”
The love child of Steve Urkel and Alfred E. Neuman?
“Aw, look at the nice gift I got from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during our first negotiating session…”
. . . and that is how it changed to “the crappiest place on Earth”.
Alright grift-a-teers…let’s sing the song…’REDUNDANCY’…Ready?
“R-E-Dddd…Defund the radio of the Right…U-N-Dddd…Depression unless I’m elected…A-N-C-& Yyyy…Why?…because I said so you racists…”
“Since a campaign advisor used Winnie the Pooh to illustrate my military policy, I might as well use Mickey Mouse to help formulate my economic policy.”
The first rule of Mouseketeer Club is – you do not talk about Mouseketeer Club. The second rule of Mouseketeer Club is – you DO NOT talk about Mouseketeer Club.
“I’ll be sure to put my flag pin on this crappy hat when the elections over.”
Get Lorne Michaels on the phone now! He promised me that he would keep making fun of Sarah Palin until the election was over!
The suspicions are increasing that Barack Obama is truly a devout Mouselim
“I just can’t let that Mickey Mouse voting bloc slip away, so I have to wear this funny hat!”
Mousedango
Obama – “The ears aren’t the only thing that Mickey Mouse and I have in common. Have you ever seen the tail between my legs?”
“Finally, a symbol of my public service which is both accurate and reminds America of the suppressed vote of the fictional public.
“I will not rest until every cartoon, TV, and movie character has their vote counted.”
“Isn’t the United States a wonderful place? Pretty soon I’ll have my own Magic Kingdom.”
“They wrote the wrong name on the hat! It was supposed to say ‘American Public'” …
Obama refusing to wear the mouse ears because it makes him look more like a chimp instead.
“Well, if I’m not elected, Soros promised me ownership of Disneyworld, and complete control of the Magic Kingdom.”
Okay, I’m ready. Where’s this synagogue?