It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture (story link):
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Barack Obama with his typical white poodle.
Jesse Jackson (taking the photo) – “Why did it have to be a white poodle?”
I call him mini-me.
The Great Emancipator and the Great Redistributor.
I would like to point out to our black friends that the white dude just behind Obama was a Republican.
Those guys in the sheets were democrats.
Don’t let the man down, Barack.
It’s a little early to be dreaming about your own monument, Barry.
Lincoln, blinkin, and dog
One of these things is not like the other.
“I want the world to know I love everything French.” ww
Kids, remember that dog I promised you if I won? Well, this is as close as you’re going to get.
“The Office of the President Elect, proudly introduces Fluffy. Chair canine Fluffy will be first appointment for the Pets Civil Defense League, a new counsel I have created to address and implement stratgies to supplement our nations defense in these difficult times. To be fair about this, I considered Precious, a feline, but she proved difficult to work with, refusing to complete my questionare, thus rendering herself ineligible for consideration.”
In Dog We Trust
Dog (thinking): “help me“
Rejected Obama campaign poster #57:
“Vote for me or I’ll kill this dog.”
J.
Okay, I know that’s too long for a caption…. how about:
“I wagged the dog, I got the Presidency… deal with it.”
I plan to closely review ALL prior Presidential Orders and Proclamations.
Audacity or hubris? You make the call.
2012, I say why not have a Dog as VP!
Motto change, Live free or die now becomes “live for free pie”. Here take this puppy as a token of good will and a down payment on pies to come. Really, I mean it, you will get your free pie.
Who’s the dead white guy in my chair?
The new wife is an improvement.
Lincoln ponders: “Who let the dogs in?”
You might as well START with a caption and create a photo around it if you’re going to use photoshopped pictures but if you were to put a caption with this photo it might be something like:
“Hey, where’s the pitbull. I guess the bitch wasn’t invited to Washington.”
“And lo, thy canine sits on thine Messiah’s right hand, and he shall be named Abraham. Thus, it shall be written, forever and ever, Amen.”
Chris Matthews told the genie to just keep the third wish.
Meet your new Secretary of Defense – Spike.
Meet Spike, your new Secretary of Defense.
Once he finished drawing Clarice and her lamb, Dr Lecter turned his attention to Barack and his press corp.
“…and I’m namin’ my little lap dog Nancy.”
Barack invited the national press corps to see Lincoln because he likes the way they lick his chin.
I really never realized how much the law profession has degraded in the last 150 years.
The District of Columbia AKC introduces its new breed, the Ayersdale Reformer.
Shih Tzu
“Muffy was amazed at how cold President-Elect Obama’s hands were. but thought it best to not say anything.”
Barry had a little pup
It’s fur was white as snow
‘Til his Reverend said
The pup just had to go.
President Obama poses with the media.
That will be the last White animal Obama rescues.
This country has truly gone to the dogs!
Hey! where’s my flag pin?
And, uh, when I paper train him, uh, he will do his daily constitutional on the actual Constitution.
Do I dare say I’m his master?
I’m not a real leader, but I play one on TV.
“Barney ain’t never been called ‘Cracker’.”
Rev. Wright
“When I said ‘Change’, I really meant neuter.”
I’m Barak Obama and I approve of this dog.
Lincoln, Stinkin’ and Blinkin’
Pull my paw.
Obama responds to criticism of racism “Racist?? What the hell yo talkin bout man. I got me a white dog!!!”