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To quote Whoppie Goldberg “I have a little gas”.
Joe, Did he just say that I (THE ONE) CAN’T walk on water?
Don’t look so shocked, just thinking Ernest Borgnine is dead doesn’t make it so.
“I’m so please you could join us today, J. B. Smoove.”
Obama: (thinking) “Wow, Franken’s even uglier than I remember.”
Of course Obama sounds like a genius compared to these two guys.
If synchronized sneering was an Olympic sport Obama and Biden would take the Gold.
Obama walks on water, the other two walk on saliva.
Must…concentrate…harder…until…I…can…strangle…underlings…with my…mind…like …Vader…
Damn, we should have passed on the cabbage soup for lunch…..
Well I have the Ghost of Christmas present figured out.
Obama: Dat one ugly honky.
Biden: Damn hemorrhoid buggin’ me again.
“Eat your heart out, Jeff Dunham, you amateur! I can do Walter and Barney Rubble at the same time!”
Reverse oreo.
The Odd Squad.
I think he’s the 53rd Governor. But darn-it if I can think of the State he’s from.
Top politicians confer gravely to determine whether Janet Napolitano has a life
Obama’s scan cannot overcome the stupid of Ed Rendell.
Obama has Joe’s mouth sealed shut with Super Glue!
I’ll bet they wish they had my hair.
Squat, Clean, and Jerk
Obama to self: “A brother would never sport a shitty looking combover like that”.
The Clown Princes of Mediocrity
Obama to self: “No wonder that fat bastard has to buy women…just look at that frickin turkey neck”
No I’m Moe, you’re Shemp.
Shared thought bubble: “Damn. Hillary has really let herself GO since the run off.”
Three blind mice
Obama and Biden though Bubbles “Did he just fart??”
Obama and Biden though Bubbles ” Did he just say that the cause of the financial mess is black and white?”
Obama and Biden; “There’s always some clown who doesn’t get the memo”.
“Well I’ll be damned. Ernest Borgnine is still alive.”
Meet The Fockers.
Obama: “Damnit, didn’t he read my blue tie memo?”
“To be honest, I think yes, even I could’ve made a better VP than Joe Biden.”
(It’s nice to know I have my own personal little troll dinging all my comments on this thread, LOL!!)
Reviewing the dias at this year’s Toastmaster’s Convention, it is clear that the once proud group is a mere shadow of its former self….
Hey, it’s not OUR fault you believed we would keep those promises. You knew we were Democrats, for crying’ out loud.
Biden: Last damn time I let a Chinese plastic surgeon work on my face…..
Hey, look. A squirrel.
DNC Chairman Rendell – “And to my left you see two prime examples of how our flawed primary process has led to the least qualified candidates in American history getting elected to the highest political offices in the land.”
“Today, President-Elect Obama realized white democrats are as useless to him as the Constitution is.”
The key to a great presidency is to surround yourself with the smartest people you can find…
Obama and Biden discover that the Rovian mind control class they took was a fraud as Fast Eddie shoots from the lip.
Mafia Prefect
President Elect
Mental Defect
“Hey, I know it’s not my color, but they made me wear this red tie!”
“And while President Elect Obama would love to listen to every babbling idiot, it is quite evident he has time for no other activity than deciding which campaign promise he will break next.”
A Joke, Hope, and a Dope.
Ebony and ivory tomfoolery.
Obama thought bubble: “If Rendell’s head were a teleprompter, what would it say”?
Biden thought bubble: “Counting to two while holding my breath really does keep me from saying something stupid.”