It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
I like Festivus a lot better than Fitzmas.
$1.5 mill and season tickets to the Bulls – final offer…
“Ixnay on the iberybray”
“Othermay Uckerfay”
Chicagoland… you’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
The precise moment the Festivus Airing of Grievances began.
One of these things is not all that different than the other, but benefited mightily from the soft bigotry of low expectations.
“You’ve got me by the WHAT, Helmet Head?
Obama: “OK. You blink first and I was never here; I blink first and the pardon comes through on January 21.”
You still owe me 200 g’s for the birth certificate.
You want a million for my senators seat? Thats chump change, chump. I’m making more than that on what I’m charging the media to fly with The One…uummmmm…me!
After Obama pulled his butterfly knife, and Blago flashed his straight razor, they realized that a meeting room at the Ramada Inn was not the place to settle this score….
No problem. I have a job waiting at the UAW.
“It’s like when you bought your house, but bigger.”
Their eyes lock. The breathing quickens. The prelude to the big kiss goodbye.
“You see you gots to evaluate your inventory. For example, you got doze Supreme Court Seats, doze tings are golden, golden I tell you…..
“You mean to tell me that you gave that ball breaker Secretary of State for nothing?”
Barog, remember, we did not meet. Never. ww
“You know, someday we’re going to look back on all of this and laugh!”
Mirror, mirror.
“Huddle up! OK…you’re not the Illinois governor I thought I knew…on two, on two…ready…break!“
Klaatu barada Blago
Friday Night Fights presents…The One vs. The None…The Final Showdown.
Rod, what DO you use on your hair…it’s so soft, so managable, so helmety…
How the hell did you get a million dollars out of the SOB Jesse Jackson Jr. I been trying to shakedown that family for 6 years.
How the hell did you get a million dollars out of the SOB Jesse Jackson Jr? I been trying to shakedown that family for 6 years.
Blago: Wow, Obama, I can sell your senate seat?! That’s a wonderful Idea! Got any other good ideas?
“$500,000 and I get to pick my replacement, that’s my last and final offer….oh, and we never met.”
“Rod, is that a microphone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
It’s nice to meet you … Governor Balrog was it?
You jump in front of my bus when you,
you know all the time that
Ninety miles an hour, Blago, is the speed I drive
You tell me it’s alright, you don’t mind a little pain
You say you just want me to take you for a ride
You’re just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I’m tryin’ to get on the other side of town
I’m not the only soul who’s accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But Blago can’t you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead
You’re just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I got better things on the other side of town
Obama “You know there is room under the bus for you dont you”
Governor “But when I said “F*ck him” I was speaking in the metaphorical Bill Clintonesque biblical sort of way.”
Did you just call me a Motherf#*ker? Motherf#*ker!
“I request the cone of silence.”
Whatever it is we’re talking about, we are not talking about who’s going to fill my senate seat. Got it?
“Blackmail buddies”
Hair Club For Men information session (missing from photo is Delaware franchisee J. Biden; he’s waiting in line for service at Katie’s)
Audio caption(lifted from Johnny Dangerously).
Did you just fart?
Be sure you maintain this six inches of space so I can say we “had no contact.”
I can’t quit you…
Machine nothin, we’re talkin steam rollin Chicago Style. Now bend over and enjoy the ride
Blago.
One”>http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Johnny_Dangerously"e=statemnt.txt&file=statemnt.mp3″>One more audio caption, with Moronie for Blagojevich:
Obama: Is this seat taken?
Rod: How much are you willing to give me for it?
Statement from the Office of the President Elect
This is clearly a “PhotoShop Special”. It is obvious that images of these two distant acquantances were cut and pasted together in this ridiculous fake to make it appear that they had met and worked together in a state government or on a campaign or something. The most glaring evidence is Blago’s hair – it has clearly been digitally altered…I mean, nobody’s hair actually looks like that, Am I right? C’mon! That hair is nuts…Crazy…
O + blagO = Oh-Oh!
Obama: “I did not have conversation with that man. We just sat there staring at each other!”
“what time you goin’ to Jesse’s house tonight?”
“I never had conversations with that man, Ms. Lewins…err Mr. Blagojevich”.
We can get married in Massachusetts and Connecticut, but not in Illinois and that’s not fair!