It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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I ain’t goin’ near the water in that pool ‘less everybody keeps both hands up high and dry!
Covert collection tips for populating the FL DNA database method #37.
PIMPF
Covert collection tools for populating the FL DNA database method #37.
PIMF #2!
Egads, it must be Friday or something…
Australian for Clam Chowder
What do i have to do from keeping you a-hole’s from pee’ing in my pool!
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Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go
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(for some reason this pic just keeps making this song run through my head)
A perfect metaphor for these times; Obama flashes his boobs at us and we Americans stand around like a bunch of drunk, wide-eyed dupes while our wallets are stolen and our freedoms are taken away.
“I see what I want, but I can’t move without bumping into asses and pricks.”
“Welcome to the human condition.”
“It’s not really accurate to call them ‘forehead ridges’ since they go all the way down. See?”
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Atlas jiggled
Michelle Obama administers the oath of allegiance to the newest members of the Obama Corps.
OK, OK I’ll vote for your husband next time. Now for God’s sake, get dressed.
Michelle Obama stunned the crowd to silence with her proud display of the results of her latest workout regime.
The president of NOW making a point about how men just see women as sex objects.
“Has anyone seen my Babe Ruth bar?”
I wonder if those “guns” came from America too…
These don’t need no teleprompter.
Person #1: Have you guys heard of the internet? It’s a place where you can look at boobs all day without having to wade chest-deep into a lake of urine.
Person #2: Whatever dude. Spring break! Woooooo!!!
For once. Michelle Obama’s arms weren’t the center of attention
Yarrrr…. Prepare to be boarded.
Look no tan lines! What does that tell you?
No really, I’m the kind of girl you can settle down with. Now, who wants to take me home to meet Mom and Dad?
Stick to the sleeveless gowns, Michelle.
Michelle’s grand idea to steer the American people away from the Fed’s extortion. “Nothing to see there folks! It’s me you want to see!”
Mmmmmm…..boobies…..
Barack Obama will require you to look. He is going to demand that you shed your swimsuit. That you put down your inhibitions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move your hands to your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to perform better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, unaroused.
Michelle Obama thought bubble “This is not the sharia I thought it was”
How Michelle Obama got her groove back.
Man down in front: “My eyes! My eyes! It burns!”
The crowd watched in awe at the courage of the spokeswoman as she displayed her horrible physical anomaly. “Man’s head-lodged-in-the-butt-disease has affected so many women in the past century! We will OVERCOME!”
“Portrait of a Confused Liberal”… everyone knows that liberals have their heads up their OWN …butt!
Gentlemen: This is the only wardrobe your wives and girl friends will be able to afford after our next round of taxes!
“Those are NOT my assets! They are my frontsets…although, of course, one’s frontsets can be assets on occasion!”
People knew the party was over once Michelle lost her top.
Put it back on Michelle
All those drunken guys in that confined area. How many of them do you think took the time to get out to go to the bathroom? Yuck!
Here’s your stimulus package boys. ww
Michelle O circa 1984-
“I am a long way from Princeton”
This would be considered torture in Guantanamo.
Okay, okay. We get it, Speaker Pelosi. Botox can be used a lot of places on the body. For the sake of humanity, put your clothes back on!
Which one of you assholes stole my top?
That’s a nice pair of Obama’s you got there, lady…
Ewww! That’s Barney Franks’s boy toy!
” Can someone throw me a TARP”?
” Obama wanted transparency”
“We’re here. I’m queer. Oh dear.”
One of Palins half sisters having fun Wasila style.
Guy in front row, second from right:
“MOM!!!!! Stop embarrassing me!!!!!