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One guy is an unqualified, in over his head, anti-American, Socialist Dictator who cons the electorate, mesmerizes the Hollywood elites, and is loved by every two-bit International thug.
The other guy is Hugo Chavez.
I would assume he still is. I liked the Attitude vs. turpitude vein, but I added a different spin to it. I wasn’t trying to dis the original.
Hugo, I love the Mao Jacket in Navy, but only you could pull the turtle-neck dickie off…
El Presidente Chavez, seen here greeting an excited american citizen, was in awe of the skill of the author of ‘The Open Veins of Latin America’.
Trying to cash in on the popularity of “Oprah’s Book Club”, President Obama ran into the same pitfalls. A book written about a great struggle, which turns out in the end to be a bunch of lies and fantasies wrapped up to make the author look good…
Would you be so kind as to return this to the White House Library, I borrowed it from Jimmy Carter in the 70’s….
Obama: “I um, uh, I, I, I don’t need to read THAT book…um, uh, I, uh, could’ve ummm, written that book.”
“Hey, Bill Ayers wrote that book. Where did you get that mi amigo? He wrote mine too. We do speak the same language after all.”
What, I’m supposed to read this sh*t? Well, if a brutal, dictatorial thug wants me to read it, then I will.
One believes that America is the cause of much hate and oppression in the world, and one is the President of Venezuela.
Say what? Ayers wrote his book too?
together: “Border Line ‘Leven.”
Ive never been so unproud of My country
“Hey its A Million Feces… let’s get this Mo Fo on Oprah, she’ll hype anything.”
Wow Hugo! I guess that strong grip comes from crushing dissent, throttling freedom, and beating……….the old “US is Satan” drum.
Hey, is there any cabinet posts left, I really like how this guy thinks.
Hey, we had the same dream… a socialist utopia.
Obama: You mean you are giving me THIS book? I really prefer DVD’s that are not properly formatted. Or, at least an IPOD with downloads of ME!
Stuck on stupid
Screw the open veins, go for the jugular Hugo..
Hey, don’t we have some extra TARP money sitting around that we can give this guy?
Oh this? It’s just a book on how to continue to make the Right appease, and the Left continue a full frontal attack.I really haven’t needed it, ’cause look at what I have done in almost 100 days.
Hmm, I am sensing a pattern with the President- Blago now Hugo.
Is our President a Sesame Street fan, or what?
“Hey, I know it’ll be great reading, and I’ll put it on the top shelf in my library. Right next to ‘Know your Succubus’, by Bill Clinton!”
With a failed sleight of hand, Obama exposes the “little” horn.
Unlike Bush I and Reagan (who proped up the murder Pinochet) I only shake hands with a dictator.
Separated at birth.
Hugo sings:
I love you! You love me!
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you’re a Commie too?
“I would refuse to shake your hand, but I have sin cojones syndrome, entiende?”
Hugo: “Tu tambien?”
After groping the Queen of England and bowing before the King of Saudi Arabia, Obama cries “Tio!” as he submits to the crushing grip of Venezuelan strongman dictator Hugo Chavez. Oil prices rose on the news.
“Tropic of Cancer”? No wonder he spends so much time in the bathroom.
Hugo Chavez gives President Obama a lesson in the audacity of grope.
See this guy? Me in 7 years. Rahm, start looking into that constitutional change thing he did.
Oblamer: All of your polo ponies are belong to me!
Hey, Hugo your stealing my thunder!
This says they have unicorns here!!!! I love this place!!
Obama- Hey that’s the same book Bill Ayers game me for Christmas this year, how funny is that?
Rahm , you have got to get me one of these pseudo-military suites, i’m going to start wearing them..
Bill! Hey Bill! Is this one of the books I wrote?
Sorry to cut things short Hugo babe but I have to run to a lunch meeting with Kim Jong-il and Robert Mugabe before I head off to Sudan to shake hands with my good friend Omar al-Bashir.
Hey, we had to read this in the Young Oktoberists!
“Hey, that’s the same book I read on the plane over here, but this one’s in spanish!”
“Sorry Hugo, I’ve already read this! You really need to update your reading list. How about a copy of my ‘Audacity of a Dope Dealer’!”
Obama: “I love this guy!”
that’s a nice picture of us when we planned the takeover of the US from within
Is that a banana republic in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Chinga tu madre, gringo.
Como se dice “dunderpate” en Espanol?
Solamente di “Obama”
Commie and Commier
“To Serve Obama”
OMG its a COOKBOOK…..
Si, Senor Chavez. No tengo un problema cuando miento. Puedo mentir todos los dias porque mis amigos en CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, NY Times me ayudan mucho. Viva la press!