It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this weekend’s and last weekend’s contest will be announced Monday morning.
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The key is to hit both of Biden’s buttocks at the same time…
“Thank you sir! May I have another?”
No worry man when you got dah taxpayers down you just keep batting them
In keeping with his drive to destroy all thing uniquely American, Obama prepares for his upcoming Executive Order banning Baseball….
Instead of saying “swing the cricket bat”, the teleprompter mistakenly said “swing at the guy’s kneecap”.
That ain’t cricket
Obama prepares for the national conservation with the Tea Partiers.
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Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You’ll be surprised. You’re doing the French Mistake!
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This is how we handle the Swine Flu!
This is how we put it to whitey.
“When Oprah showed me this, all I got was a sticky wicket.”
DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidentified Secret Service Agent prepares Obama for going boating with Jimmy Carter, in case of Lagomorph assault.
Obama is briefed on the new CIA enhanced interrogation techniques, “So after a single light swat, we then hit them with the “Yo Mama is so fat” jokes….”
This is my “Ann Coulter” fantasy.
It’s a kind of Nero moment: Obama crickets while America burns…
We don’t have to actually play cricket. Just pretend – the press will take care of the rest.
Proof that Obama is not a US citizen. A true American wouldn’t be caught dead playing cricket.
My first SCOTUS nominee: Perez Hilton…101 days and battin 1000!
Obama benefits from some Islamic marriage counseling.
“A swing and a miss” is more apt as a moniker for Obama’s economic and geopolitical policies.
Hey man! Toss me another teabag!
Obama is the rare individual that would be less boring playing cricket.
You’ve shown democracy the door. Now, just keep swatting it until it leaves.
“When Oprah showed me this, all I got was a sticky wicket.”
12. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No didnt you mean Phil Donahue?
That ain’t cricket
6. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You mean baseball.
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Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips. Give them a push!!
You’ll be surprised. You’re doing the French Mistake!
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8. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes
Close but dont you mean Dutch?
DRUDGEBREAKING: An unidentified Secret Service Agent prepares Obama for going boating with Jimmy Carter, in case of Lagomorph assault.
13. Posted by rodney dill | May 1, 2009 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cas
close, dont you mean Jerry Ford?
and when a reporter gets out of line you just whack him on the ass..
Ok teleprompter throw the ball and then tell me what to say..
@28 No, that would be referencing Carter rabbit attack while he was boating.
Obama reviews permissable IRS tactics for dealing with the wealthiest Americans.
As James Brown started singing “Living in America”, a celebration of the USA, Obama reacted accordingly.
Barack Obama demonstrates bipartisanship, “the Chicago Way” to Michael Steele.
Heh, and they thought my bowling skilz were leet…
“This is how you hold your sticky wicket”. ww
“I’m just glad the Saudi King doesn’t carry one of these.”
Plus comments 25, 26, 27.
Well… I really could have said them that way… but I thought I’d be funny instead.
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You miss the point DSkinner, I embellished one of Pretzel’s captions last week with a — Close but, its really…. He’s trying to castigate me for this. It’s really quite amusing.
Obama and his Muslim brothers symbolically dance on America’s grave
“I was about where you are… and then Michelle said, ‘Could you pick up that quarter on the floor?‘”
“I heard you had a new addition to your team”
Obama “Yes that fool Specter is our Mascot now. We call him Turncoat and he considers it a compliment.”
“This is how I do punish my wife when she misbehaves”
Obama “This is how Michelle punishes me, and umm I like it”
See, no matter what I do, they take photos. It seems like they think I am the messiah!
“Well, Jay I won’t say what my score actually was, but it was kind of like the Special Olympics of Cricket.”
If you plan to use that on Michelle, your gonna need a bigger paddle….
And see this is how you spank the taxpaying voter.
Unnamed Trinidad Minister: So you swing the cricket bat like this to take out your enemies kneecaps. OK? Now you’re ready to take on al Qaeda!
Pres. Obama: al Qaeda?!?! I’m going to use this on the Republicans.
Last Year: Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet
This year: Cricket, Waygu beef, Croissants, and Government/Union Controlled Disaster
Are you sure your bank doesn’t want TARP money?
Its just a jump to the left!
Then a step to the righhhht…
Put your hands on your hips…
And bring your knees in tight!