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Remember the good old days of professional sports – when OJ Simpson was synonymous with “The Juice”?
Yeah, A-Rod, it’s true. Obama has named me his Anti-Steroid Czar! I’ll be the face of his administration as he tries to clean up sports.
Manny, you didn’t have any plans for that $7 million you’re going to lose, did you?
Ouch! Take it easy with the grip there Manny! You been working out?
Manny, look me in the eye when you tell me you’re not on the juice…
Hey Manny! My cousin is putting together a slow pitch softball team for a Memorial Day tournament. Wanna play?
“These are not the ‘stroids you’re looking for.”
I saw your BB’s in the shower…well man, they’re still bigger than yours …..yeah dude, that’s not saying much…haaaaaaaaaaaa
When asked what legitimate reason he had to be taking a women’s fertility drug, Manny said: “I’m trying to get pregnant?”
Just bowing to the master…
Now that we know Manny’s been on the juice, there’s an sensible explanation for some of the dumb things he’s done. But, it does make you wonder. Is it just me, or has Biden been looking a little more buff lately…?
Damn Arod, your ‘roid grip is way better than mine.
Rahm Emmanuel just called the Commissioner this morning. He made a deal that in exchange for no steroid testing, the team owners will not be audited for life…just the next 30 years.
I can’t believe they pay us this much….haa haaa haaa …me either….
Nothing going on here, keep moving.
…now if we only had any balls…
From now on we’ll call you Manny “Raison-Nuts” Ramirez…
Yeah, but I’m still getting 5 million bucks for doing nothing.
Baseball be berry berry good to me.
Steroids are to professional athletes, as teleprompters are to presidents.
Okay Alex, it’s a deal. When you see me put my hand on my forearm like this, then Beckett is going to throw you a fastball. Now you have your dealer leave the roids in a plain brown wrapper above my locker.
It’s so easy to smuggle my steroids into the club house past the MLB officials….I just hide them in my cup…you know, where my balls used to be.
Hey man, thanks for the referral.
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
OK, Loser has to turn in the other guy’s pee on the next test – One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a Thumb War….
Medicine been belly belly good to me …
Shown here, right under the nose of a MLB Official, the “Shake and Bake” is the preferred way to clandestinely pass the Juice around the clubhouse…
In your butt, A-Rod?! I used to inject my steroids in this vein right here.
Most people think they wear those gloves for better grip on the bat. Actually, it is because shaking bare hands with another player could cause a dangerous drug interaction…
Ramirez: “I’m tellin ya, the doctor just messed up the perscription. The President constantly tells outrageous lies and everyone believes him, Nancy Peolsi out there lying through her teeth and everyone believes her, why not me?”
Yes, I will have your babies..I’m ready now.
Mistaking a-Rod for King Abdulah, Manny immeditately bowed.
Manny to A-Rod: “Holy crap my balls just fell off”
Rodriguez: “Manny, congratulations on being inducted into Major League Baseball’s Hall of Shame.”
Ramirez: “I’m just following in your footsteps, Alex.”
“It was not a bow”
Congrats Manny…I guess you will be doing that guest host gig on “The View” for the next 50 days…
When they noticed my crap had muscles, the gig was up.
Hey ARod, i bet you 8 million dollars they never catch me using the juice…..Im as smooth as Obama….
“The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master!”
“Say… How ’bout a game of smallball?”
“Dr. Ruth says its OK to be a Masterbatter.”
“Hey they put us on Wizbang, instead of Wizbangblue.”
“They wouldn’t dare put us in the minor leagues.”
1) Steroids beat fertility drugs.
2) Manny: I refuse to cut my hair so they can’t test it.
A-Rod: I cut all of my hair off so they can’t test it.
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So I take it these two are all for stimulus with their porks?
Ramirez: Hey Alex, congrats on going yard against Obama
Rodriguez: Thanks, but my cousin throws harder
Sorry to get caught oh great master. I am not worthy!
“Yeah, I know we look stupid, but the handshake is our meal ticket!”
After getting the wrong shots, Manny Ramirez tells his good friend that he is changing his name to Womanny Ramirez, and that A-Rod’s eyes are just dreamy.
“Ha! You know how you got long dreads, Manny? You took girl hormones!….And shut up about my manboobs….”
Somewhere, Barry Bonds breathes a sigh of relief….
ARod
“I did not have sex with that Woman, Miss Ramirez. I never asked anyone to lie. These allegations are false.”