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Reminds me of 1914 watching FDR go on YouTube to unveil the first generation of these robot soldiers.
Here is the new scooter you ordered Mr. Vice President. Don’t forget to wear your helmet.
How’s this soldier, we run this by the gang over at sexmachine.com and I’ll cut you in for half the profits?
Remember son, I was not briefed on this, understand?
One of these is a cold, soulless automaton; its behavior strictly governed by its programming; member of a group which may someday rise up to enslave all of mankind.
The other’s a robot.
I drove a tank like that at Bastonge. Killed a lot of Japs before I ran out of bullets.
No, really, the President relies on my advice. I’m not kidding, I’m one of the President’s closest military advisors. Seriously, I’m always sitting in on key meetings with the President. I talk to the President every day about great big important issues. Really . . .
“Wow.. with this baby dead people won’t have to vote for us anymore..”
“Look, I know these aren’t the tanks you said you needed, but it was cut back here or cut back on Air Force One fly-by’s in New York …”
If it’s true you named this thing “PLUGS”, I’m going to have your ass, soldier. What do you think I’m hiding under this stupid hat?
President Barack Obama sends Vice President Joe Biden to contract and test his new teleprompter, TP-209, which actually has a claw to reach up and move the President’s jaw to match with the words being displayed.
White House press Secretary Robert Gibbs has reportedly filed a request to add an additonal arm that will confiscate cell phones.
……”Son, would you take a minute and show me how to ride this Segway here?”
Does this thing dispense dijon mustard? You know, for us average Joe hamburger eaters.
Is this Muslim friendly?
“You mean this is the Dukakis Tank? Wow, he was more than just a mental midget!”
“Now soldier, I know about the shrinking dollar but a shrunken tank!…Now really!”
“I hear the Secretary of State used one of these to shave her legs, and wrecked’em.”
“We outsourced all the labor to India for these puppies, so you know the quality is top notch.”
So…, you guys used this in Nam?
Biden: Just so we’re clear this is not be used to slaugther innocent women and children. O.K.?
Soldier Thought Bubble: Well, you’re not a woman, child, or innocent you dumb f***, so….
This is what the CIA wants to use to replace waterboarding? It’s much more effective? And it goes where? O.K., so if anyone asks, I was never informed of this nor provided the opportunity to register my opinion/protest.
“Frankly, I don’t know how it would look in
‘I ❤ NY‘ underware.”
“Well son, not harm was done, I’ll talk to the Colonel and see he’ll just drop the charges to — just following too close“
“I had one of these when I was younger, son, so don’t tell me what they can and cannot do! Now, how come the clowns aren’t coming out?”
“I appreciate the hat, son, but Project Joystick was supposed to come with a manual, too. We can’t have fun if we don’t know how to work the damn thing!”
Ya know son, the Jetsons had lots of robots, Oh and those guys on Lost in Space, always liked that show, “Danger Will Robinson” – remember that soldier? Darn handy Robot to have around if you ask me. That was a show by golly. I want Nasa to land an astronaut on Jupiter, maybe we should send a robot with them. Hey thats a great idea if I do say so myself, I’m going to talk to the Big Guy about that…..
Okay, where is the seat for my GI Joe?
“How do you fit inside that tank?”
Soldier: “No sir. That’s just a myth about the black man. We named it ‘The Obama’ because of his big ego.”
“So then Pelosi said it was OK to have this as long as you actually didn’t use it?”
Joe: “So then when ran this up behind Ted Kennedy too fast…and waggled the barrel… well it was the most animated we’d seen him in a long.”
Joe: “So then when ran this up behind Ted Kennedy too fast…and waggled the barrel… well it was the most animated we’d seen him in a long time.”
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Biden: “I’ll take it but you need to throw in a helmet and some of those cool decals.”
Can I be in the movie? I now all the words to “Who is Johnny.”
Michael Dukakis I love You
I’ll take this one ’cause I have reason to believe Speaker Pelosi will soon be looking for a new job and may set her sights on mine.
I didn’t quite catch what the Admiral said to me…..something about the scrambled eggs on my cap or did he say on my shirt?
“Hey, kid, did you hear about the army psychiatrist and proctologist who shared office space? They put up a sign that read, Specializing in Odd Ends and Weak Ends.”
You know…I saw one of these in a movie recently…you know the one I’m talking about? With the French Maid and the Sailor?
“Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.” Remember that? Huh, do ya? I bet you sing when this is done with ya. Do you sing? Sing like Adam Lambert? Don’t leave now.
Son, listen up. I am not Dick Cheney, but I might shoot you in the face anyway.
Well that’s just great son, but how do you expect to hunt all them swine with flu with just this one tank-thingamajig? I remember I once spoke a fella about putting treads on a robot. They made a TV series out of it. Tracked robot going around screaming “Danger! Danger” and now they built this thing I invented. They ought to call it the Biden. I’m brilliant I tell ya. Where’s the bathroom?
This new down-sized Chrysler product is da bomb!
And the government is standing behind the warranty!
Can you strap a chair onto that thing? I still owe Chuck Graham an apology.
Biden – So this is our new robot. Why doesnt it have breasts and great hair like that Japanese one?
So let me get this straight, I can use this thing instead of the train to get to work and back and that laser thingy on front will zap any swine flu bug that comes near me?
Biden – “Hey when the war is over we can always convert these to scooters for AARP”
RoboBiden!
Biden – ” ROBOT?? I thought this was the anal probe that Pelosi keeps talking about”
Sit and spin Mr. Biden. Sit and spin.