It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hillary makes a visit to pave the way for Bill’s endorsement deal. They believe Bill will be the perfect spokesman for the city’s new tourism advertising drive centered around the slogan “If you get a chance, Phuket”
It only got worse for Hillary, the next Southeast Asia stop was in Immah Laos
I love Thai men because they have such small penises. It’s almost like not having one at all. That is our goal for men in the United States as well.
“Yes, my accomodations are very nice. I’m just to the left of the David Carradine Suite, just across from the Gary Glitter Room.”
“As a little girl, I dreamed I was Anna whirling around the room with the King of Siam.”
My motto has always been “Everything tastes better with peanuts.” Ask anyone.
Unfortunately, Joe Biden was barred from speaking at this stop.
“No respect, I tell ya. I get no respect…”
“It’s great to be here. You won’t believe
the sniper fire I had to dodge to make it
to this podium.”
President Obama had a similar sign at his recent press conference: “F*ck You, America”
There once was a woman in Phuket
Whose husband often says “suck it.”
And she said with a grin
As she wiped off her chin,
“If Thailand’s got cunt, He will Phuket.”
“How did this town get its name? Was Bill here before me? I guess not. Then the name would be Phuker!”
“I’m sorry. When I agreed to bring my husband with me, I had no idea that he would take this city’s name so literally.”
Thats one pantsuit Billy will never spew on!
Off subject – Who are the putzs that vote negative? I’m guessing the same two putzs that vote the opposite of the rest of us every time. That’s okay, but this is a caption contest. Oh, PHUKET.
Phuket, I don’t know anything about an arrest in Cambridge.
Hookered on Phonics
I just bought stock…You just saw me buy stock…raallph, raallph. Aw! Phuket.
” Unwaddable “
I would’t phuk that with Obama’s dik.
I’m not wearing a necklace. My wrinkles have formed a union!
“Aw phuket! ..It depends on what the meaning of jizz is?”
“…and when you come to the US, we’ll make sure to included Toad Suck, Arkansas on your itinerary.”
“As you know, President Obama has traveled the world to apologize for America. This has made it necessary for me to travel the world to apologize for President Obama.”
I wouldn’t Phuket with yours!
” I’ve talked to long. I know who you all came to see. You all know who this banner is for, so…without further ado, I would like to introduce president Obamas Czar to the UN…Wanda Sykes!!! C’mon out Czarina!!!!”
Not in Chicago to restore the Hope,
Not at Yale to confound the Dope.
Not in DC on a bet,
Not in NY to pay a debt.
Not in Arkansas on a rip,
Not in Thailand on a trip.
I will not Phuket here nor there,
I will not Phuket anywhere.
In a major change in foreign policy, Secretary of State Clinton abandons the “Reset Button” approach in favor of the “Phuket” approach while gesturing with three fingers and stating, “Read between the lines.”
This job is hard! Phuk-et, I’m going to Thailand: all the charm of Southeast Asia, with a sprinkling of Daytona Beach douchebaggery.
Well, I started to bring Bill, but he found out many of the prostitutes had penises and backed out.
I’m thrilled to be back in the country where as a young man, I had the surgery that made me the woman I am today.
There once was a girl from Nantucket…
In case anyone cares, it’s pronounced poo-ket, and commonly mispronounced by tourists as foo-ket.
But it sure is funnier to mispronounce it as an F-bomb. 🙂
The “Where in the world is Hillary Clinton” game is a hit with members of the press corps. Players can score points by correctly identifying the country in which the Secretary toils at any given time.
“Well I did once get to Climax…. Michigan with Bill. I’d wanted him to go to Beaver Lick…. Kentucky with me but he backed out, Couldn’t even get him to French Lick….. Indiana. I would’ve settled for Intercourse… Pennsylvania, but we didn’t get there either. So there was no way I was going all the way to Blowhard…. Australia with him. Finally I had to settle for Dildo….. Newfoundland, Canada. I guess I should’ve known that Bill wouldn’t settle for Blue Ball… PA.”
“I hate this phuking job”.
“So Hu is in China, Il is in the hospital, and I don’t give a Phuk!”
“Oh he’s in the White House”.
Whom ever is in charge of ‘backdrops’, I’m going to have your ass!
Could’ve just as easily been Cankleland as Thighland
When I told Bill I was going to Phuket, Thailand, he just smiled and said “Been there, done that”.
“It says what behind me!? Aw shi……”
Obama phuks America.. I phuk Thailand.
Devil in a Bluedog dress
In all honesty, I have nothing against this Woman. Shes probably a nice Person if You have to live with Her?
I am just having fun at Your exspense Hillary. Sorry, love Jeff
Phuket, I’m tired of this gig. I’m here to announce Hillary! is back in 2012!
Sorry for the Freudian slip.. “She’s probably a nice Person if Youhave to live with Her.”
Ha ha lol
A carryover from the Bush administration, the advance team that brought us ‘Mission Accomplished’ is hard at work at the State Department.
I asked the president where he wanted me to go next. He thought for a minute and said “Phuket, go to Thailand.” So here I am.
“Tell you what, I’ll just wait until you juvenile pricks get all the jokes out of your system, then we can proceed with the press conference, OK?”
“You know, for the longest time, I couldn’t figure out what they meant by F*ck it Island…”