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Gates: “Ok so Crowley and I agree on one thing. You’re an idiot, Joe!”
Obama to Gates: Hey where is the watermelon
Biden: I mean come on…at least he did not beat your ass like Rodney King…
The professor lectures on the Gates Theory of Pain.
(Biden thought bubble): Well, the cop’s clean, articulate, and nice-looking, but he’s not black. The other guy’s clean, kinda articulate, and black, but he’s not good-looking. Nope, only my Boss has the whole package.
(Of course, the phrase “Biden thought bubble” means “Biden speaking aloud without realizing it”)
Biden’s brilliant contribution to the dialogue: “Isn’t it funny that they used to call cop cars ‘Black and Whites’?
Gates: “Great Taste!”
Biden: “Less Filling!”
Crowley: “Oh, crap, here we go again!”
Biden to Gates: “So, you’re the only one here that doesn’t have a white mother”.
So, Mr. Gates, Windows 7 is looking nice, I hear.
Biden: “So are you the Mr. Crowley Ozzy wrote that song about?”
Gates: “Did you just call me a jerk?”
Biden: “No. I said we should stand in a circle and…”
…if looks could kill…
Sheriff Joe you tell me ‘to keep my hands in view at all times’ once more, I’m gonna kick your white honky ass!
“No, Mr. Biden, I don’t understand what you mean about this resembling ‘that great Dogs playing poker’ painting.”
The feel-good hit of the summer: “One Man and Three Babies”
Yeah, Joe, we won’t wear coats, and we’ll roll-up our sleeves like we’re working really hard. You know, like it’s hard work, and we’re, like, working hard.
So… anybody bring a deck of race cards?
Photographer: “We got shirt, table, chairs, and the back of Biden’s head. Is that enough white to cover your racism, sirs, or must we move the white rose bushes?
Biden to Gates: C’mon. Say “I’m coming Weezie!” one more time. You kill me!
Crowley: “On second thought, I must change my mind. Could someone please bring me an Argentinian Malbec? Thanks so much.”
The Messiah – now let’s have those credit card numbers so you can be charged for this beer.
So I guess you have never heard of Sam Adams?
Gates: I shouldn’t have called him a racist, but damn, he got my Irish up!
Do something stupid again, and you’ll have beer ALONE with Joe Biden.
(meta-caption)
Joe takes the proverbial comedic bullet for Barack.
Professor Gates: So, can we at least agree the sheets in the Lincoln Bedroom should not be white?
President Obama: Jim I inherited those when I took office!
VP Biden: Ok, I’m the “fix-it-up chappie” named Sylvester McMonkey McBean, and you guys are the Star-Belly and Plain-Belly Sneetches !
President Obama: Did you guys know there weren’t 57 states?
Professor Gates: Jim I have to admit, you had me at Hello!
“Mr. Crowley…Wont You ride My White Horse.”
Obama: “You wouldn’t arrest me for breaking into the Whitehouse would you?”
Crowley: “No…. I’d call the INS.”
Oh’ Henry to Biden, “Dont Tase Me Bro”
Obama: Watch me turn this into wine.
If acting stupidly was a bad thing I never would have become VP.
Sorry we had to meet out here guys. Michelle doesn’t like white guys hanging around the house.
Joe Biden (while playing his air piano): OK! All together now!
“Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?…”
Gates to Biden: Wheres My MadDog fool?
“Oh, and now if you would just hand me your credit card, Officer Crowley, we’ll let you pay for this round.”
A facist, a racist, a hero, and a zero
Gates: “Joe, you’re a moron. How ’bout you shut the fuck up for once?”
All three to Biden: “I don’t think I woulda told that, brother!”.
Biden: “I’m telling you, Skippy, we can take these two.”
And Crowley’s Mother Fails To Show, AGAIN
0bama talking, “you see, as long as you got a crazy kook around you people don’t call you one. Gates, you need a Biden.”
These chairs are design too small so you will not not want to stay long enough for a refill at my beer fest…and yes you will have to pay for the beer.
dumb, dumber, dumberest, and Biden.
A Cop,Skip,and a Chump……and oh, that’s just Joe.
(I stole the caption, but it’s funny as hell)
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^ Cop, Skip, and a Chump…..and oh, that’s just Joe.
Dang.
Sgt. Crowley idly wonders what he ever did to deserve having to sit at a table with these three buffoons.
“Show me your belly-button – no seriously.”