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When Barney Franks fly.
Obama is dismayed when his health care plan flies no better when cloaked in religion.
ugh, correction please:
Obama is dismayed when his health care plan flies no better cloaked in religion.
Obama
“My health care plan will cover illegal aliens the day pigs fly and people wear garbage bags as parachutes”
Looks like swine flu is on the rise.
DC is really all wee weed up if I’m seeing pigs fly!
After their leap of faith the Hopenchange faithful realized the fatal flaw in their plan, the flying porkulus pig couldn’t carry them.
Even the Blue Dog Democrats know this pig can’t fly.
Obama “And Congress will pass a health care bill even if they have to jump on flying pigs to do it”
The precision acrobatics team, Road Hogs, performed a mime titled “Cash for Clunkers” on the outkirts on Washington, DC last Tuesday.
Obama “and contrary to what FOX news says my poll numbers are not the fastest dropping things in Washington.”
Looks like Jeff and I have the same problem this morning. Correction:
The precision acrobatics team, Road Hogs, performed a mime titled “Cash for Clunkers” on the outskirts on Washington, DC last Tuesday.
The Democrat offensive: Porkulous Attack!
I see the Secretary of State is back in Washington.
No one is quite sure how, but it’s supposed to stimulate the economy.
Obama drops in one if his crack OfA teams to straighten out another town hall gone bad.
Blue Dog Democrats bailed out on ObamaCare even as The One continued to apply fresh lipstick.
Uh, let’s try that again:
Obama drops in one of his crack OfA teams to straighten out another town hall gone back.
The administration soon learned the perils of treating the treasury like it’s personal piggy bank.
Obama’s budget: it’s the other white meat.
Congressman John Murtha vowed to ride the pork all the way down.
Seniors are not too thrilled with some of the new ObamaCare treatments, but he good news is that they were able to get their end of life consultation at no charge.
America prays for Deliverance as Barney Frank screams “Squeal like a pig boy!”
“…you can put dipsticks on a pig.”
The only thing going down faster was Obama’s popularity.
Canadian healthcare officials acknowledge that some problems still exist in their newest “flight for life” equipment.
Obamacare: EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!
Stupid English Flying Pig Dogfight
…a wise Latina would’ve made a better choice
Rahm: “We absolutely will pass a universal health care plan this year.”
In other news, the temperature of Hell, MI is expected to reach a high of 77 degrees Fahrenheit today.
After watching the successful flight of Socialism in Russia, Obama decides to try it here.
“Talk to me Goose….”
The promotion for the new Swine Flu vaccine went terribly wrong on Thursday.
After the ‘Pork-O-Death’ machine was initiated for dishonest politicians, the Healthcare townhalls became much more popular.
“No, we don’t have a death panel for butchering pigs… we have a collection of experts objectively review the protein harvesting options for the interested parties.”
duck… duck… duck… PIG
And this Obama confidence poll little piggy went ‘wee wee weed’, all the way down!
ObamaCare is living proof that pigs can fly. How far? No one knows yet
“As God is my witness, I thought pigs could fly.”
“You promised me thrills and excitement if I went jumping, but this is so boring.”
The Pink Floyd reunion tour ran into a few glitches.
Oh the Huge Ham Jet Prix
“Obamacare takes on new life after reports of pigs flying”
“Hakuna Matata”
You can put lipstick on a pig and it’s still Obamacare…
America as we know it under 44 — Th-th-th-that’s all folks!
Things looked promising at the end of last season’s Celebrity Rehab. But much to Dr. Drew’s disappointment, x-film star Babe had a relapse.
Obamanauts jumping the pig.
Obamacare doesn’t include death panels, but reading it will boar you to death.