It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Fear not, Mr. President, we can just photoshop in a packed room of adoring reporters.
Jay Leno is not the only one with bad numbers…
Obama is leaning less and less on the teleprompter, He is feeling more confident in his abilities as an “off the cuff” speaker everyday. He has begun sprinkling in little snippets of everyday life, his daughter’s test grades for example. He is hoping to work in a couple of cute little anecdotes about Michelle’s flatulence and his Mother in Law’s Mustache Bleaching in today’s address…
Everyone cleared out to watch Michelle hula hooping on the front lawn.
Hoola Hoops & Light Sabres on teh White House lawn!
OB’s focus group!
The triumphant celebration of Obama’s Election 2009 staff as election results come in…
Fustian, do you stare at goats, too? Funny we thought of the same image.
Waiting for Godot–
We all know the real reason no one is there.
Racism…
twolaneflash: I’m in your mind stealing your captions…
From Obama, no news is good news.
In what must have been a big surprise to the mainstream press, the economic policies they championed have unfortunately managed to put them all of of business.
No one was available to comment.
The Obama Public Address Theorem:
“Obama’s ability to address a crowd of any given size is in direct proportion to the diagonal measurement of the available teleprompter screen…..”
If a speech is given in a emtpy room and nobody is there to hear it, can you still be quoted out of context later?
The opening scene from the new movie – Matrix the beginning.
What is the sound of one teleprompter clapping?
Teleprompter, singing- “I won I said/to no one there/and no one heard at all/not even the chairs”
The White House invitation read “adults only.”
Here is the meeting room where Barbra Boxer scheduled a meeting with the republicans to discuss their opposition to the cap and trade legislation. The meeting was scheduled for 9 o’clock. It is now 9:30 and as you can see neither barbra or the republicans were interested in talking to each other regarding the Bill.
“After the formal briefing all of you are welcome to stay for Vice President Biden’s comments………”
Supporters of Obamacare gather at the White House Friday.
The President, standing at the back of the room, prepares to address those whose jobs the stimulus package has created or saved.
Honest Journalists Gather for Press Conference at White House
Please remain seated to receive your swine flu shot.
This room was reserved for those who read HR3200 or HR3962.
All those Democrats who voted for the Stimulus Bill, show up for a congratulatory meeting on the bills success in keeping unemployment below 8%.
Pelosi is late to the rally of all those who favor her health care plan.
Obama throws a hissy fit after getting resistance on his health care plan and states “Well fine, if you dont like my health care plan than just leave”
“Gibbsy…..make sure there’s a whoopie cushion
on the FoxNews chair before we call them all
in.”
At that moment, Charles Johnson realized that he had used his ban hammer a little too often.
The “Wizbang Trolls Who Are Actually More Intelligent Than Mr. Ducky” convention was off to a rousing start.
Here’s a photo of some of the Obama voters registered by ACORN in Chicago.
“Great idea, Valerie!…..picking our next
czar playing ‘Musical Chairs’. You’re one
smart mamma jamma.”
“Obama….party of one?”
Someone just sneezed!
Good Morning and welcome to all the duly elected 2010 democratic House Representatives.
The White House Press Corp hard at work at today’s daily press briefing.
I invited you Blue Dogs here today to ask for your support…
The crack staff of MSM fact-checkers were all hard at work.
Conservatives For Obama. McCain ~ Absent. Palin ~ Absent. Jindal ~ Absent. DeMint ~ Absent. Sanford ~ Uh, he’s in Buenos Aires. Gingrich ~ Absent. Lieberman ~
Hmmm… and I thought the IQ admissions test would only screen out Fox News.
For reasons President Obama could not understand, his Chicago Cubs World Series watch party had a very low turnout…
“And I’d like to give a shout out to….”
“I’d like to call the meeting of ‘People-who-are-still-happy-they-voted-for-Obama’ to order.”
The Emperor’s New Constituents
The Nancy Pelosi fan club will now come to order.
Build a better (government run) health care plan and people will flock to it.
Existential wish: If a teleprompter prompts in an empty room and the President isn’t there to read it, does Obama really exist?
YOU LIE!