t’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Coakley answers her critics by showing the single hand that she was able to find her own ass with…
“Why is Coakley happy?”
“She thinks she won.”
“Won’t she find out soon anyway?”
“Naaaaah, she’s a Democrat. They’ve been ignoring Reality since 1954.”
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the dumbest candidate of them all?
“God I hope my antiperspirant is working.”
“In honor of Teddy who wants to go for a ride to Chappaquiddick Island?”
“Hey, Martha Coakley! You just lost a United States Senate seat to a Republican for the first time in 37 years! What will you do now?”
“I’m going to Camp Gitmo! I hear it’s closing soon.”
The loser and not champion. . .
“So, who wants some pudding?”
Anyone here a Yankees fan?
Obama: “You win some and you lose some.”
Coakley: “Gee…. wouldn’t that be nice…”
“IN THIS CORNER, THE DEATH OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!”
It’s not Ted Kennedy’s arm! It’s not the Democrats arm! It’s the people’s arm! …Wait a minute, isn’t it MY arm?
“Like the Browns daughters I am available…why is no one laughing?”
Who just got tea bagged?
Never go full retard.
See, this is how you wave to the little people. It even works outside Fenway Park in the cold.
The next day, Coakley canceled her subscription to the Boston Globe.
PICK US PICK US
I’m dressed in brown so I’m the winner! Woo hoo!
“Hey Coakley, still believe sports savviness is overrated?”
Now when you meet Obama, he likes to high five with his left hand, like this.
“First we take the polish votes, and our polls will rise high. If that doesn’t work blame the jews”
A recent photograph of all those who voted for Martha Coakley.
I’m a wiener!
I’m a whiner!
I’m somebody!
Raise your hand if you’re sure.
Not right, just sure!
“Look, she didn’t even break a sweat!”
Take a bow Barry!
Who here voted for Brown??
Strike two Harriet
“I’ve got your Yankee fan right here!”
Firing squad – the target has a raised hand
Present!
“Anyone suffering from total recto-cranial inversion, please raise your hands…”
“I’m with Coco!!!”
“She also hate clam chowder, Tom Brady, the Irish and the Celtics!”
“Who has a longer face than John Kerry?”
Freed from Siezers bondage, life is again a joy!
See! No flop sweat here! SURE really IS a great antipersperant!
Could someone get a mop for the other side? The one we didn’t use SURE on?
On this week’s episode of PeLOST…
Raise your hand if you would like to see the last few weeks winners of the caption contest! (Martha has secretly posted and it may be the only win for her this month!)
Sister Mary Elephant
The Democrat Puppet Candidate suffered a failure of the strings manipulating her. Fortunately, a Democratic Party operative was there to raise her hand at the appropriate moment.
“Put your hand down honey. You can’t run for President in 2012.”
..and when you pull her arm she shits gold bricks…
“Martha Coakley basks in the glow of her landslide victory in the Boston Globe’s straw poll the evening before Election Day”
Sie liebt noch Sie, Mein Fuhrer!
“I met my opponent, and he’s about THISSSSSS
tall! ……..so if I HAVE to debate him, I’ll
borrow Robert Reich’s orange crate.”
Let’s hear it for Martha Coakley! We didn’t know what we were going to do. We had the House bill and the Senate bill, but the whole thing was going to fall apart ’cause we couldn’t come to an agreement. Now, we can blame the Republican for the whole mess. We needed a real pro to tank the election so we would have our excuse, and boy oh boy, did Martha come through for us. Thanks Martha!
“We all know that Teddy is watching us from
wayyyy up there, so let’s go out now
and win one for the Gipper!…..oops.”
“Well, things could be worse. I could be Paul Hooson”.