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“No, watch what happens when you reach out to the Left.”
“I’ll tell you what to do Barry… When I was at 40% in the polls I changed the subject. Now get you a box of cigars and an intern and follow this fool-proof plan and everything will be just fine.”
“Lookee here, Barak, have I got a deal for you! I got this late-model Hillary!mobile ritecheer on the lot that’s perfect for a man-about-town such as yerself. Runs on hot air, so she’s cheap to keep! Don’t pay no attention to them lyin’ rumors that she keeps running over her owners.
“Sure she’s a little on the chubby side, but they appreciate it so much more…..”
“These are the remodeling plans I had for the Oval Office Hillary wouldn’t let me use. The stripper poles would have gone right over there…”
As a fellow black President…
She spilled some coffee creamer on her dress, now let it go!
“I know it’s weird, Barack, but the jobs people out there are talking about are the ones the government doesn’t provide. There really used to be such a thing, and you people need to at least give the concept some face time.”
“Yes, Hillary has been picking my assistants, why do you ask?”
Wow! Stain resistant fabrics for dresses nowadays. I see that nothing from you shows on her!
“It’s all pink on the inside, too, Barack”
Bill: Not gonna happen, Hommie. She’s wearing pink instead of blue.
You need to find one that goes to 11. Ten’s not going to do it for ya this time. So instead of Greek Columns, I’m thinking full blown Roman Orgy.
Obama’s thought bubble: If I wanted Clinton’s opinion, I’d give him one.
I’m gonna show you one more time……slowly reach for her breast……..don’t just grab it!
Man… I hate listening to this mutha f*ckin’ cracker.
I picked a bad day to quit smoking.
As former President Bill Clinton discusses potential strategies for the fall elections with President Barack Obama, Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett thinks to herself, “You just wait white boy, we’ll fix your ass too.”
“Now, this here is how to properly fondle a breast…”
“In my day interns wore blue dresses. Beware of those. They’re bad about staining!”
Bill Clinton: “This is what a hispanic looks like.” ww
Now, Obama, after looking at your efforts on health care, the war, and everything else, lemme give you a piece of advice that got me elected.
“It’s the economy stupid.”
Bill : ” I know what your thinking out there looking at this picture. Let me assure you, I am NOT THAT HORNY! I may be a cheater,but at least I had some taste.”
Obama : “word,cuz. fistbump me”
Bill : “what?”
“Barak, if you want to be reelected follow the Bush doctrine. And if you want to have fun ditch the wookie and start banging some interns.”
“Thanks Billy!”
“Its the economy stupid!!”
Bill: “I think we’re gonna need a bigger vote.”
Knowing his reputation, Jarrett moves out of Clinton’s reach.
Bill: “You should be proud… I can keep my hands off the biggest boob in the room.”
cmon Barak , Michelle’s in Spain lets grab some interns and party..
I have our most romantic booth held for your
party of two. May I suggest the Assateague
oyster plate and the Dom Perignon ’89 to start
your dining experience…..
NO! NO! You come from stage LEFT the moment
she finishes “I Loves You, Porgy”!!!
Now SHE just pledged $1,000 for Hillary’s
2012 run for top dog……we expect a far
heftier sum from YOU, sir.
OK, looky here. In this picture you can see what Hillary used to look like. Now, with a little makeup and a pink outfit, you can see she almost passes for human.
No rump-pinching in the White House! Now tell
her ‘you’re sorry’ and that it won’t happen
again. The fact that you miss Michelle is
no excuse.
Talk to the hand, Valerie!
Look Barack, I just reached over and gave her titty a little squeeze, like I did to all the women in my White House. I don’t think that’s a good enough reason for this here indictment. Something tells me this is really about Hillary and the primary…
“….And just about then I placed my hand on her head like this and said ‘Praise the Lord Monica for He is coming…”
Hilary and I had the couch right over there….so don’t mess up the carpet, and we can put it right back in the same spot.
Just like Dr. Strangelove, Bill’s hand succumbs to old habits.
O.K., Barak. Now Valerie here will be ‘Hillary’.
Show me how you will sweet-talk her into
being your V.P. in 2011. I suggest you
begin with genuflection…….
“So Barack, Ah had the cigar in mah right hand like this, and I was doin’ this with mah left han…”
Umm, uh, Bill, let me be clear: I, uh, was trying to tell you how to rape America, not asking you how you raped Monica…”
“She dont look like much Barry but She can sure find and give jobs.”
Now, I’m not saying she do for you what Monica did for me, but you owe it to yourself.
Dude! Show her! She doesn’t believe it’s this long!
Look I’m tellin’ ya’, once you understand the power of the force you’ll get more tail than Yoda’s toilet seat.
Imagine the Mosque at ground zero being dedicated to you. With your name arching across it.
Power-Grab-Left is the only play in The Book, Barry!
Psst Barry. Did you find the tunnels yet? These will let you sneak in the hookers and then you can bang them in the Lincoln Bedroom and Michelle won’t know a thing.
Barry, you’re gonna have to do better than this chick. Haven’t you got any cute interns running around here?
“I’m telling ya Mr. President… this girl would do it all and ask for seconds… Now I did not have sex with that woman… (wink wink nudge nudge) but it was amazing.”
Clowns to the left of me..jokers to the right….