It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Sorry hon, crass doesn’t come in petite.
My town was shot up by a crazed gunman and all I got was this t-shirt.
Democrats. Feasting off the blood of human misery since the 1790’s.
Four years of college and all I know how to do is fold and lay out t-shirts. mpw
…while in polls BO dives.
What’s a Wet Hrive?
Mission Accomplished!
“I wonder if these are made of Kevlar?”
“Together we Thrive”.
Because the tragic death of every child is an opportunity for branding.
Commentators agreed that the extraordinary bad taste shown by handing out tee shirts at the Tuscon memorial service was Sarah Palin’s fault.
The dems had offered the parents a cut of merchandise sales.
After vomiting, they politely declined.
“150,000.00 in student loans for an Art History degree, with a minor in Women’s Studies, and all I can find is an unpaid intern job with a Democrat……Seemed like a good idea at the time…CRAP….”
“I hope those 7 year old Chinese slave girls who made these T-shirts appreciate Obama like I do….”
Kinda remind you of Arlington National Cemetery?
This shirt is too tight… must be Sarah Palin’s fault
It’s a sad day when Americans have to do a job that illegal immigrants won’t do because they’re too busy protesting America’s immigration laws!
NO tickee, NO shirtee.
Where’s my flip-fold when I need it?
Obama’s campaign staff has replaced “Hope & Change” with “Together We Thrive” as if that’s what we’ve been doing for the past two years.
Frig “thrive”; I’ll be happy to “survive” another two years with Obama.
Do you think she’s contemplating man’s inhumanity to man…
or looking for a smaller size?
I kAn HAz t-sHeRT?
“expand our moral imagination” – that’s sounding better now…
Diana Smith, member of Tucson Democrats for a Large Homogenized Government, contemplates Tucson’s extraordinary luck at recent events.
“Palin’s wrong… I don’t see no blood labels on these shirts.”
Thought bubble: I think THIS shirt would look better on THAT seat.
Democratic “rearranging-the-deck-chairs-thinking” in action.
An empty suit gives his speech to thousands of empty shirts.
What was it “Hope and Change or Change and Hope? Hum now I got to remember Together we bribe, oops thrive.
Now which one of these blue t-shirts is for Monica Lewinsky?
So, can Monica Lewinksy wear a pearl necklace with her t-shirt?
Well, I suppose it’s better than our first idea: “I went to a funeral and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”
Wear this. Because in an Obama world, there are no individuals. You will look the same, talk the same, think the same, and mourn the same. Got it?
Is this like Kenyan for, “REST IN PEACE” or something?
People die, and the idiot in chief thinks this is a campaign rally.
“What is WETH RIVE”, said the Obama supporter.
Honey, I don’t know if “together we thrive”, but together you and I can have at least 5 sweaty minutes if you meet me in the broom closet…
John Lennon “Re-Imaged”
Imagine there’s no Palin
It’s easy if you try
No more Rush below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the wealthy
Taxed hard every day…
Imagine we trash this country
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the sheeple
Together we will Thrive…
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
Most of you won’t really survive this
But I know that I will be one
Imagine no possessions
By now I bet you can
No need for greed or hunger
It’s survival of the fittest then
Imagine all the people
Barely getting by…
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And North Korean may as well have won…
Assimilation into The Borg caught on camera
One more job “saved or created.”
Thinks: Hmmmm. Not since the first modified Marxist, Mussolini, has this much narcissism pretended to power.
OMG! This will look so awesome with my Jonestown pants!
Liberal euphemisms:
1. Tax credit = welfare
2. Man caused disaster = terrorism
3. Ebonics = gibberish
4. “Together We Strive” = “Republicans and Tea Partiers May Now Sit Down and Shut the F–k Up.”
Fruits of tne Loom.
“I prefer the ‘Blood Libel’ in red, myself.”
Wellstoned!
Fruit of the Loon
“Together We ‘Thrive?'”
Multi-Trillion Dollar deficits, 20% effective unemployment and stagflation is nowadays called “thriving?”
Geeez – Marijuana-mumbling Mobbed-up murtadd-Muslim Mussolini-modeled modified-Marxist mother’s miquetoast’s done gone all Kim Jong-il on us!
Shovel Ready Opportunist
“Together We Thrive”
Yeah, but its hell on the taxpayer!
Together We Thrive…Tomorrow YOU Starve!