It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
I need you to page somebody for me, last name McGroin first name Pat.
At the beep the time will have come for a different President
Thinking: Don’t panic man if you just keep talking they will think you were actually smart enough to place a phone call.
Why yes, I am interested in subscribing to The Obama Quarterly
100 bucks on the Bulls and parley that with the over on the Knicks- Heat
Hey there Putin, is your refrigerator running……
“No I don’t have Prince Albert in the can…. and its just not that funny Biden.”
“Hello? Peggy?…yes, I’ll hold….”
“Yes I’m happy to hear from you too, now please stop crying Boehner….”
Little known to most Americans, Obama’s touchtone phone has an “11” button allowing him options not available to the rest of us when calling a health care provider.
“Yes Sandra, you really helped me cause Rush to ‘fluke-up’…. No, I don’t care what you’re wearing…. and please stop calling…”
Hello, 1-877-KARS FOR KIDS? How much’ll you give me for 20,000 Humvees?
WHAT??? DONATE???? Charity!?!?! You don’t understand, I’m offering you a ground floor opportunity to donate to MY re-election cam…..HEY!, DO NOT make me sic the Justice Department on yo’ ass!
You have reached Dial-a-Despot
For Raising taxes, press (1)
For increasing debt, press (2)
For a Nobel Peace Prize, press (3)
For a vacation on the taxpayers, press (4)
For just Hangin’ with The British PM, press (5)
For Drone attack, press (6)
For SEAL Team assassination, press (7)
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“Para español oprima ocho”
“WTF does ‘Press Square’ mean anyway? Why can’t Cam get his operators to speak English?”
I spy …. an airbag
Yes dear.
Baby you can drive my czar…
Hi..Yes..ahhh…I can’t get the door open..somebody..anybody
I can’t explain it. I just seem to spend an awful lot of time in the Wizbang Caption contests on the phone.
C’mon Mr Soros, I know it looks bad, but I’m just gonna need a little more time…………
Just calling it in, like he always does.
Hi can I ride in the front seat?
I never know Soros was a fisherman… but here he has another sucker on the line.
Did Bush have one of these?
I did what you said to do and they are still mean to me so what do I do next Mr. Soros
Obama discovers just how low his approval rating is when he is put on hold.
Limousine liberal, generous with other people’s money.
Whaddya mean you found someone being productive? Tell them to stop it right now!
“Security, someone forgot to put my golf clubs in my car. How am I supposed to play golf without my clubs?”
Hello? Pizz? They’re having another Wizbang Caption Contest. Go forth, my minion!
” Yes, I want a meat lover’s pizza with extra cheese. And bring it to the side door-QUIETLY. I don’t want Michelle to know.”
“Um… hello Michelle? Listen, the first thing I need to tell you is, I’m okay. The, uh, the car is kind of totaled and the officer says I flunked the field sobriety test and he doesn’t believe I’m who I say I am. Could you have a bunch of those Occupy guys go hang out at his house for a few weeks? Thanks.”
“Yeah, and the funny thing is, this thing only gets 8 miles to the gallon and I don’t have to pay for the gas. And the people that do, they can’t afford to drive their fuel-efficient subcompacts anywhere but back and forth to work. It’s good to be the king!”
“One ringy dingy….. Two ringy dingies….”
“It’s 699 miles to Chicago, I have full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, The Secret Service guys are wearing sunglasses, and I don’t know WTF I’m doing…”
“Hit it”
“One of my predecessors, President Millard Fillmore, reportedly said about the cellphone: ‘It’s a great invention but who would ever want to use one in their car?'” Obama said. “That’s why he’s not on Mt. Rushmore and that’s why he was the last member of the Whig Party”
If they tell me I can’t tee off when I get there, I just nationalize the golf course.
Seatbelt?? I don’t need no stinkin’ seatbelt!
Yes, Geico? When I’m done ruining the health insurance biz with Obamacare, I’m coming after you with Obamacar. Fifteen minutes will cost you plenty!
Axelrod? There’s a problem with this thing. It doesn’t have a screen to tell me what to say.
Dead man talking.
(Speaking metaphorically, of course.)
“What do you mean that you’re putting me on hold? I’m the President! Hello? Hello?”
Man and Seatbeltman by George Bernard Shaw
Ronald Reagan is known as “The Great Communicator”, this one shall be forever known as “The Great Fabricator”.
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She don’t love me, she love my automobile.
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“Hello Harry, can you get the Senate to raise the National Debt again so that my credit card transaction can go through and I get the hell out of this gas station?”
No, don’t worry, I’m calling from the car so Michelle won’t know we’re talking.
“Hello OnStar? I’m locked in my car again….”
“Hey baby, I want this car… Hey baby, lets buy this car… Let’s get the keys and drive…”
More promises that expire as soon as they cross his lips..