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Michelle “Barrack said I should go down further”
Ellen “all men say that. Tell him if he had a bigger d*ck than you could go down farther”
Ellen thought bubble ‘Whenever she goes down her ass looks like the Hindenburg in its death throes”
Oh… the humanity!
Ellen: “So how far do you go down with Barry?”
Michelle: “The question is does Barry get his all the way up…. We’re still talkin’ push-ups, right?”
(from off stage): “Let the Wookie win.”
Ellen: ‘No push-ups don’t make your ass look fat…. but that close-up camera behind you sure does.”
Michelle: “How far down do you go Ellen?”
Ellen: “Until I see the U.S. economy.”
Worst. Porno. Ever.
Sorry ladies, “pushing” ain’t gonna replace Tebowing.
Ellen: ” And you say there is more than just physical benefits from doing pushups?”
Michelle: “All Americans need to learn to do push-ups. It’s good for them. It will help when getting back up after kneeling before Barack.”
Ellen: Now imagine you are wearing a strap-on and yelling “Who’s MY bitch now?”
So, this is carpet munching?
Wow!
Somehow I thought there’d be more to it…
“Michelle, this won’t work – we both can’t be on top.”
I think an instructional video about one woman going down with another woman is in order, because this isn’t going to work.
“And the reason my arms are so toned, Ellen, is that it takes an incredible amount of strength keeping my enormous ass to stay straight.”
“Really, Michelle, I had no idea that Barack had gay inclinations.”
Unlike her husband’s bows to despots, Michelle does NOT go all the way down.
I think I liked the original ‘Ebony and Ivory’ music video better.
Look at the bright side, this is Michelle’s cheapest vacation on taxpayer dime yet.
Of course Barack goes down…
on anything.
Then I put Portia de Rossi down there and it’s even more fun.
I’ve been driving a Portia for the last few years, what about you?
If you were married to such a crude man, you’d go on vacation too!
He told me to get all my vacationing in this term, cause it’s not looking good for another.
So Jay Tea’s gone for good, then?
No, I don’t go down on him. He’s got the economy for that.
You say it’s even better on a Porsche?
No, a “Portia”…
Now comes the fun part. It’s time for what Portia and I like to call: “Finding Nemo”…
That’s right, now just pretend you’re greeting a tyrannical foreign head of state.
We call this one “Baracks Approval Ratings” down…slowly….
It’s not a watch, it’s my moral compass – the thing’s just hilarious…..
One of the funniest and most loving people in the world, and someone else
Obumbles bounce
And this is the position you take in order to screw america.
Ellen: Too bad Joe Biden couldn’t be here to join us. Apparently he’s enamored with Obama’s big stick.
Michelle: Yeah, well you know both of those guys lie a lot and Barack should certainly know better than to talk about going down on his little POTUS Pole, because it’s really more like a small crooked twig.
I’ve looked everywhere but I simply cannot find my credibility.
Don’t look now, gals, but I think somebody stole yer fellas.
Ellen: “I think I’ll do pull-downs instead.”
Michelle “How can you stand to go down farther than this?”
Ellen “You know what they say. No sky too high, no sea to deep, no muff to tough”
Chuck Norris they ain’t
Barack and I are thinking about making this the official way for people to greet us.
Given Obama’s way of greeting world leaders, I’d think it would be the other way around.
This picture would be funniest with no caption at all.
Maybe they should stop letting Joe Biden set up PR moments.
Just what America needs to get in shape: a pair of dumbbells.
Ellen: And for every pushup you do, I’ll donate a cool thousand to your husband’s campaign.
Michelle: make it a cool mil and we’ll talk..
Michelle: No, I’m sorry Ellen, but I don’t think I can get the FDA to say that “Portia” is part of a healthy diet…
Man, I could use a bucket of soda about now.
“Speaking of Mayor Bloomberg’s war on soda, what’s your cup size?”
On the Ellen Show, Michelle Obama unveils her new physical fitness program which she’s calling “America, You Maggot, Drop and Give Me 50!”
Never screw with a Wookie!!
Gunny R Lee Ermey out of the photo: What is your major malfunction maggots? You call those push ups? A first week boot can do better than that.