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“I figured instead of recycling this crap or sending it to a landfill I’d just donate it to your Presidential campaign.”
The serial killer was only caught after referring to the garbage bags as ‘more Obama voters.’
The DNC has decided to move the Obama administration out of the White House into this smaller venue “because of the threat of thunderstorms”.
January 20, 2013: Moving Day!
Clinton was right, I can feel the new economy. That’s why we’re moving under a bridge.
“We lived here only 4 years and look at all the crap we made. Of course, I guess you would understand that Mr. President.”
“Yep, that’s pretty much all I got out of the DNC convention too.”
One’s a big pile of crap, stinks to high heaven, is an eyesore, and no one wants it around after 4 years… and the other is Friday’s trash.
Dateline Jan 21st 2013 – Former President Barrack Obama had to be forceably evicted from the WH.
Bill Clinton “Why just a few years ago this guy would have been carrying our bags”
Obama’s latest fundraising letter.
“Dear Friend
These are desperate times. Only you can help us defeat the republican money raising machine. If you find yourself with a brand new insurance check in hand than you too can help us by signing the check over to my campaign. Sincerely, Barrack Obama. “
Half of the 4 million jobs created under Obama: Foreclosure Specialists…
When asked to comment on the hurricane damage President Obama was quoted as saying “I blame Bush”
President Obama to home owner “You know you could have a big ole yard sale and donate the proceeds to my campaign”
The bit about “change”. That’s working. The “hope” part? Not so much.
Was I better off four years ago? Oh, no, no, no. I owned too much stuff. Thanks to your leadership, I travel much lighter now.
First Isaac, now you. Two natural disasters in one week. Great.
Yes, we’re going to throw you out just like this trash here, sir.
Floods always bring out the snakes.
Right this way, Mr. President, over here to join the rest of the garbage we’re tossing out.
“YOU dumped all this sh*t on me. What do you mean, ‘your kids gotta clean it up’???”
“You see this metaphor for the Obama economy behind me, Mr. President? I built that.”
“Do you get the analogy, dogbreath? All this crap, and you? Well, do ya, punk?”
“And no, I am not in the mood to pay for somebody else’s health insurance”
“You gotta help me here! I’m being evicted – what happened to that refi program you promised!?”
“… I didn’t build that.”
I got yer hope and change right here.
Hey Obama, wealth is not the only thing you have been spreading around.
Flash forward 5 years: Obama, having practiced the same fiscal discipline that marked his administration, is evicted from his $35 million mansion on the beach in Hawaii. He got turned down by the foreclosure prevention agency that he, himself, set up.
You’ve got to understand this, Mr. President…our payments were much, much worse than we expected. Nobody could ever have made those payments on time. Our mortgage is better than it was four years ago even though we owe more money now.
I didn’t make this pile of trash, I had help along the way.
Notice how the secret service kind of fade away when there’s work to be done.
Obama to homeowner: First off, do you realize how long those garbage bag will remain in the landfill?
Obama, being shamed into going to New Orleans by the Romney campaign, listens to a supporter about how the Bush/Cheney weather machine has done it to them again.
To raise campaign money, Obama is auctioning the rubbish left behind by DNC delegates one square yard at a time. This is the first lot!
Here is a shovel ready job for you. ww
To one up Clinton this is what the Obama administration will
do to the White House when he leaves.
It’s kind of hard to see, but in the background by the front door- they are Eastwooding the President right in front of him!
Hey, are there bodies in those black bags? If so, don’t throw ’em out until they’ve had a chance to vote for me
You know, this gives me a new idea for fundraising. Not only can you donate to me in lieu of giving someone a gift, you can donate your garage sale proceeds, too.
Okay, so we’re going to tax the money you make selling this stuff. Also, if someone comes here and doesn’t buy anything, we’ll penalize, er, tax them for not participating
Uh, yeah. Sorry about you losing everything, but now, I am here to talk about something important, your vote. Besides, this all belongs to the government anyway, suck it up.
HEFTY, HEFTY, HEFTY!…wimpy
Whatta yeah mean, we can’t OCCUPY the front lawn of the White House?
You didn’t build this house, we did
“The Trash Heap has spoken! Nyeah!”
I don’t think this means what you think it means.
That is because he didnt say that. Someone else said it.
Obama gets a glimpse of the future . . . his in January 2013.
Addressing the underwater-mortgage, just-evicted former homeowners, Ozymandias-on-the-Potomac celebrates with them how his first term has brought a new “breath of fresh air” to yet another family — that will soon be living on the street.
Mission Accomplished.
(voice-over: I’m Barack Obama and I approved these policies.)
Man speaking to Barack: “We didn’t create all this crap… YOU DID!!!”