It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Are you getting all the government supplied contraceptives you need?
Sure, sure, sure…attack on our embassy. I got it. But when is my tee time?
When your campaign is in trouble, it’s time to turn to proven winners.
Like John Kerry.
What, was Dukakis unavailable?
Karen is trying to explain to Obama that he really only has about two weeks left to work on his legacy.
Unfortunately, Mr. President, the job market you’ve left yourself is actually quite bad.
The good news is that after you leave office, it should start picking up.
Talk to the hand biatch.
Mr. President, I really don’t see how blaming your first debate on a youtube video about Islam is going to help anything.
Excellent!
It’s important to remember sir, that the American people actually do care about your record. Isn’t that right, Senator?
I gonna slap that smirk off your face if you don’t stop staring at my chest.
“Let me get you a Tic Tac, Sir.”
“No, but I think your wing man back there is kinda cute…. in a wounded puppy sorta way.”
What I have written on my hand, is “The Economy,” stupid.
“No I don’t wanna be in your binder.”
“So what do you think about my campaign, Sweetie.”
“Well… the real estate market in Chicago is ideal for buyers right now, Sir.”
“No, when I said ‘Yours is bigger,’ I was talking about your taxpayer funded pension, Sir.”
… about the same chance as “Lurch” back there has of being the Democrat candidate for President again, Sir!
“A POS calling his opponent a Bullshitter… thats a good one, Sir.”
“What’s a POS.”
“Oh, Nevermind.”
It’s… it’s.. just my lady-parts, sir
“I’ve got my free contraception, Mr. President, but I refuse to bang you until you throw Lurch out of the airlock.”
$5 Million is it worth it?
John Kerry does his best not to channel Dangerfield.
Kerry (Watching Obama in action): ” I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
Woman: “Sir, your list of people to throw under the bus is getting short. However, you could throw Senator Kerry back there.”
Obama: “He is not in my administration.”
Woman: “Does it matter?”
Kerry became excited when he overheard that Obama wanted to replace Biden.
The excitement ended when Kerry learned that Obama was talking about having Biden as a golf partner.
……..and that’s what Mile High Club is sir, but since you don’t swing that way, I can’t help you.
Kerry: Ahem! Ahem!
No sir, there isn’t a security deposit coming back to you January 21.
“And then you say, ‘we don’t use horses and bayonet’s anymore’. Ha, ha. That will be great.” ww
“Once you written notes on your hand, you can glance at them like this…”
Kerry thought bubble: I’m getting that feeling, you know that feeling where you’ve been through something before? Gives me the willies! (Shivers)
Mr. President, I know you’re deep in thought about your debate prep, but can you help me figure out that Mr. Spock “Live long and prosper” thing with my hand?
I’m sorry Mr President, you weren’t my first. That idiot back there was.
Kerry ponders what might have been if HE’D been lucky enough to be half black.
After your loss Mr. President, we’ll get you another book deal and put on the speaking tour. Yes, you’ll still be a national joke, but the useful idiots will still pay you millions per year
Can’t we get these New Media under control? Spreading the truth is killing my popularity with the useful idiots!
Done and Dunn
It’s simple Mr. President. Everyone believes that YOU are the Bullshitter. That’s why he’s kicking your butt.
Karen: “Sure, uh, I guess so Mr. President, I’d do you for a million dollars.”
Barry: “How ’bout for fifty?”
Karen: “Just what kind of girl do you think I am?”
Barry: “We’ve already established that, now we’re just haggling price.”
She: “Mr. President, by my count you’ll end up with 283 votes.”
He: “Well, that’s enough to win.”
She: “Not electoral votes, Mr. President. Just votes.”
Karen Dunn explains how offended she is about the new Obama campaign ad that compares voting for Obama with having sex for the first time.
Besides, she points out, it’s more like masturbation since really you’re only screwing yourself.
Mr. President, most people feel that the best thing you can do for the job market is to enter it.
Excellent!
“Well if you insist, Sir… my marital advice to you is, ‘Let the Wookie win.’“
Dunn was impressed when she discovered the President’s brother still sold four finger lids – catching Kerry’s attention.
Snakes on a plane
Snakes on a plane
Why is Obama having to sit in the back of the plane? Must be he is flying with a bunch of racist.
4 dead in Benghazi! November is on its way!!
So, Mr. President, before we get started… is it true you have trouble performing at higher altitudes, like Mr. Kerry said?
Yes, Mr President. This plane was traveling above your pay grade before we left the ground.
“So tell me, little lady, was I your first?”