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Dateline Obamerica 2018.
The common people exercise their 2nd amendment right to bear arms.
“hey look, a deer”
“Remember, the law states we only get 9 shots, so dont miss”
“It froze! It froze over!”
“Damn – this really IS hell, isn’t it?”
Global warming in action.
Hey the wall’s a fake… it’s made of snow… it’s that kid and tiger again…
“If the Mexicans can figure out how to get past a border fence we can. What do they have that we don’t”
“Holder’s help.”
In another attempt at ‘truthful’ journalism Reuters photoshops over a rocket attack on Israel with a snowball fight.
The palestinians hold the sanctity of their Whining Wall as greater than that of the Jew’s Wailing Wall.
After painting the rocks white……Bobby started a snowball fight with everyone who criticised his artwork.
Fans of CurrentTV are really pissed.
The new Al Jazeera billboards on the Upper East Side keep getting vandalized.
What democrats think violence will look like once Biden outlaws scary-looking guns
Who’d have thought? Palestine froze over.
Break time at the Al Queda Anthrax Factory
Someone needs to shovel about 2 inches of global warming off the West Bank.
I’ll believe that America will elect a two-term Marxist President when the West Bank freezes over.
Oh, crap…
The latest Intafada is fairly pathetic.
Constitutional Amendment XXVIII: Resolved, the 2nd Amendment to now read. A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state only in winter, the right of the people to keep and bear snowballs, shall not be infringed.”
“No fair, that damned elf has a 30 snowball magazine.”
“Dean Winters is sitting on top of the wall…. RUN!!!”
“Yasser Arafat, tear down this wall!”
Recent news reports out of the mideast indicate that Al Gore has moved to Jerusalem.
Unfortunately for the Palestinians, the Israeli’s brought armor.
And in the news, Yassar Arafat still dead.
Global warming incites still more violence in the Middle East.
Global warming incites still more violence in the Middle East.
Shortly after the picture was taken the impromptu fight ended when the Palestinian boys observed that their snowballs merely shattered rather than exploding as they had been told they would.
Look, Hell froze over and the 9/11 terrorists are having a snowball fight.
Wow. With Obama’s first term we see the tides stop rising and now with his second term he has reversed global warming so much that it is snowing in the middle east.
Hillary Clinton answers her Benghazi critics by revealing the new security measures for US diplomats in Libya. When asked “Even if the snowballs would be effective, how often would they be available?”, she slipped on the ice, sprained an ankle and could no longer testify.
Brrrrrr, I thought it was “Arab Spring”
More like “Arab Sproing.”
There was also supposed to be a flying pig but Karen Lewis’ flight from Chicago was delayed.
After hearing about Bill Clinton, Hamas declared Yassar Arafat as their 2013 Father of the Year.
Food Fight!
Other students at the Yasser Arafat School for Suicide Bombers tell Ahmad he throws like a Jew.
Without the Israelis to provide fuel, power, and heat, the Palestinians suddenly start to understand the ones responsible for their problems is … themselves
Recess at the palestinian penetentiary.
The rare occasion when terrorists chill out.
Bombard with snowballs all those who offend Islam.
Winter is coming!
Obama’s gun control at work!
“That’s quite and arm he’s got there!
Let’s see if we can zero in on his girlfriend….
She’s f’ing beautiful, combined miss westbank & gaza! ..
yes, right there – to the right, heavyset in the red jacket – woo he’s one lucky guy..”
Brent M.
One of the most popular events at the Palestinian Winter Games: the simulated molotov cocktail throwing competion.
Whoever said that peace in the Middle East has a snowball’s chance in HELL???!!!
Al Gore took their money and since then went to hide untill the liberals forget the sell out and can return as the hero of the enviromental community again.
You just can’t fix stupid
Jews are trying to bury us in snow. We will throw it back! DAMN JEWS!
Mr. Assad, tear down this wall….
Hey, that’s my hand towel!
If government bans towels, only dictators will have towels!