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Lighten up Francois
Now we know why France is the only country willing to support Obama’s Syrian adventure.
GMTA
Because there’s nothing more sophisticated than a Frenchman.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Redbull is identified as the reason that France chose to back Obama on Syria. Developing…
Alright, who hypnotized the French president again?
Socialism always attracts the best and the brightest!
“Not frog legs again!”
The French president enjoying Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.
Too much wine and fromage can do that to a person.
Taxes? Did somebody say taxes? I orgasm!
After America led the way, France decided to try electing a moron to the presidency.
Francois Hollande: putting the gorm in gormless.
Monica Lewinsky world tour comes to France…..
Unfortunately, the French political classes have become a little inbred.
No wonder Jerry Lewis was so popular in France!
Looks like Putin spiked the Vittel again.
What a joker!
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
I have to go Oui so bad I can taste it!
Silly name for a French president. It’s like we went and elected a guy named Frank Canada or Joe Mexico to be our president.
…or Ron Mexico… this place would go right to the dogs.
Ya, like Hollende sauce!
Someone just got a tweet from Carlos Danger!
“Viva la Twerk!”
“MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!!”
Let’s get Syrias.
Le Dunce
This is so much more than the average butt plug–it’s vibrating!
On the first day of school in France, the hooker that Officer Mahoney hired gives French President François Hollande an oral presentation.
Académie de police
“Why avez-vous laisser ma baguette sur ma chaise? “
Off with(in) his head.
Like a brain fart?
Oh yeah, I can DEFINITELY see this guy and John Kerry having a nuanced discussion of foreign policy.
Has anyone seen Michelle? ww
French President Francois Hollande does his impression of the obama administration in Syria.
Why, yes I did fart!
Why, yes I did fart!
“I have no responsibility here whatsoever.”
Le Dorque.
Just let me say, John Kerry will do ANYTHING to get our support for an attack on Syria!
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…you’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French Mistake, Voila!
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Even so, I’ll trade a grinning dufus of an out and out socialist for what we have now.
The French president could be heard quietly humming the Maurice Chevalier tune “Thank goodness for little girls”.
The usual reaction of gay men when they see the photos of Tony Wiener’s junk for the first time.
Apparently the French government has found something else to tax.
I really can’t understand why no one takes the French military seriously given their commander and chief.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury I rest my case on why ‘social promotion’ isn’t such a bad thing if it keeps guys like this out of your daughter’s elementary class.
Apparently the president of France has just been informed that Obama expects his country to carry out the Syrian attacks alone.
Kind of explains how the Germans won the Battle of France so easily in 1940.
All oui-oui’d up and no place to go.
“And to Monsieur Assad I say,
Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries!!!”
And
Channeling Chris Matthews during Obama’s G20 speech…
So France supports Obama in attacking Syria and opposed Bush in attacking Iraq. Seems about right.
And all the while, Paris is burning!
He looks like he spends a lot of time polishing the old apple for the teacher.