Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of September 7, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ capped a week that saw the left go absolutely nuts trying to disrupt the Kavanaugh hearings and then turn around and call the President insane. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – “Oh, look at the time. Ten people have probably already died due to his nomination.

(Brian Brandt) – “Wow! Look at the time. I gotta wrap this up. I’m scheduled to Keep The Black Man Down from Noon to 3 PM.

2) (EricSteel) – “Hey kids, what time is it? Its Kooky Cory time!

(BluesHarper) – “Just like Timex – Kavanaugh takes a lickin’ & keeps on tickin’.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “You know, ramming my fist repeatedly into my face would not only be more productive than the last four days, but would probably hurt less.

(rodney dill) – ““The answer to your very simple question, Kamala, is that you’re an idiot.”

4) (Retired military) – “Kavanaugh “So Senator Warren, since your question lasted 15 minutes, am I to assume you are running for President in 2 years as well?”

(Mary Gehman) – ““Why don’t we just save some time here, and you tell me how I feel…”

5) (Kenny Moore) – “K: May we break for 10 minutes? I’d like to fetch my copy of the Constitution.
Dems: Your what?

(Rick Adams) – ““How long is this ‘Spartacus’ dude going to keep bleating on and on, seriously…”

6) (DJD60_TX) – “‘Idiot Tolerance Power’, activate!

(Par4Course) – “Judging by the the Democrat Senators who want to run for President, my watch seems to be 2 years slow.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe-Miller) – “When did we add Daylight Wasting Time to the mix?

Honorable Mention(s):

(guido81_MA) – “Brett Kavanaugh has just about had enough of this Bulova.

(fustian24) – “He’s considering ruling that democrats are unconstitutional.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “Still not pictured this week? John McCain…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Nope, still not time for Hillary to be President!!

Best Banter Weight:

(TheyTukRJobz) – “They imagine themselves like Spartacus, but they’re more like the ferryman in “The Outlaw Josey Wales” or, even more accurately, like Donald Sutherland at the end of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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