Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 2, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ made me have a sudden urge to watch Charlton Heston movies. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (David Robertson) – “Doing his Moses impersonation, Trump parts the red tape.

(Joe_Miller) – “Can things get any uglier than Pelosi’s head on a pike?

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Oh great, now we are going to get 24 hours of non-stop “Trump wants to enslave the Jews” on CNN.

(fustian24) – “Whoever holds the cursed Staff of Pulitzer has the ability to drive the press bat-shit crazy.

3) (cathymv) – “Communist
Operatives can
Bite
Republican
Ass

(Retired military) – “Trump to Alec Baldwin “YOU SHALL NOT PARK”

4) (TheyTukRJobz) – “I command the media to make asses of themselves.

(Vagabond661) – ““Looks like SSSSShumer.”

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““I don’t speak softly, but I do carry a big stick…”

(Rick Adams) – “Phone and pen? I’ll show you a phone and pen, pal.

6) (rodney dill) – ““Let my people vote.”

(Blues Harper) – “Dawn Of The Living Don

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “You know this is just gonna lead Mueller on a new investigation of Trump running a Pyramid scheme.

Honorable Mention(s):

(914) – “Trump introduces Hillary’s new eco friendly broomstick!

(Eric Steel) – ““@*& gfvstyssss”, which is parsel tongue for “On Tuesday, You’re Fired”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “So after the exodus one kinky old Jew named Hiram remarks, “Call me weird, but I kinda miss the bondage”.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(RockThisTown) – “Thy rod, thy staff, thy Hillary not President . . . they comfort me.

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Hump it or lump it.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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