Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 16, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. Nothing like some snotty European elitists lecturing us to follow them in their mistakes (while whining about paying US to defend them) to bring out that American “up yours” spirit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “10 to 1, he has sexier underwear than she does.

(rodney dill) – ““I’ll be at your place at eight”
“Nein”
“OK, Nine it is.”

2) (cathymv) – “Dear Diary,

I touched a girl….. and I liked it

Swooning,

Manny

Dear Manny,

That ain’t no girl

Sincerely,

Your Diary

(Mary Gehman) – ““I just thought I’d take a knee for the national anthem, too…”

3) (BluesHarper) – “The look you give when listening to a dumbass

(guido81_MA) – “An army to protect against the Americans? But what about the army you already have? Oh ja, I forgot, it’s French.

4) (Rick Adams) – “Well, that’s a new take on “crossing the Maginot Line.”

(Joe_Miller) – “You need to find a German dictator who looks at you the way she looks at Macron.

5) (RadiCalMan) – “Boy, that Macron really goes for them Cougars!

(Brian Brandt) – “Merkel: How about it, Emmanuel?
Macron: Sorry, Angela, you’re not old enough for me.

6) (Par4Course) – “If I put my hand on her leg, the effing #metoo-ers would be up in arms.

(Retired military) – “Trump sits between a hottie and a nottie.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “France tries to invade Germany for a change.” (Thanks, all!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(Wild_Willie) – ““I fart in your general direction.”

(Scorpion) – “TRUMP: Hmm. I wonder what the French word is for french kissing?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “What do you call it when a German gives a French a hummer?

Having a Frog in her throat…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “Watching from home, Hillary sobs: “That should be ME rubbing Merkel’s knee!”

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – “Fraulein has many bra lines . . . eh?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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